Rice is on the list of things you can't eat

>rice is on the list of things you can't eat
>BUT IT'S FRIED
Not even memeing, what did he mean by this? Was it "It's fried so I can't resist it even though it's on the list" or did he mean "the list doesn't say fried rice therefore it's ok", or was it something else entirely?

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are any episodes of this show as good as the Steven Assanti one?

No but Mah Laygz guy is close.

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OWUH MUH LAYGZ DON'T DROP EM NOOOO

He thought the rice being fried made it better to eat.

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>one lil ayyygrow

>family has to join in to scrub you down, give you an enemy, dress your bedsores, and rub lotion into your folds and crocodile skin

How the heck could you enable someone when you have to do such things?

fuck that looks so painful

I don't know how the EMS workers keep a straight face. You know they're laughing at these fatsos all the way back to the station or many laughs are had when the "story of trying to fit the 800 lbs man into a tiny apartment" is being told at the bar with friends.

They should just put him out of his misery. This is no way to live.
How does someone even get to the point of being as fat as him.

>He thought the rice being fried made it better to eat.
How do you figure?

Wait he can't eat rice at all? Like plain boiled rice? That's one of the healthiest carb sources, it's nutritious and easy to digest.

>OWWW MAH LAYGZ NOOOO
>NOOO DON'T LET 'EM GO
>AAAAAYYYYYYOOOOWWW
>hello how ya'll doing.

>he has a full head of hair, while you're balding at 25
IT'S NOT FAIR

I think this man has eaten enough carbs already user

How did he not stop eating when "5" was the first # on the scale?

>mfw girlfriend and daughter who spend all day wiping your ass and bringing you eggrolls and fast food
>mfw there are healthy people who have never had a girlfriend or sex

>we didn't have the money to keep to the diet!
>*orders chinese food every fucking meal*
Why are fatties so horrible?

Well his daughter really had nowhere else to go.

if I were them I wouldn't think it was funny, I'd hate these fat fuckers with every fiber of my being, whining while we're struggling with this living waste of time and space.

>gf is old and nasty af
>daughter is on the same path

No thanks senpai

>Wait he can't eat rice at all? Like plain boiled rice? That's one of the healthiest carb sources, it's nutritious and easy to digest.
It is but this was an emergency crash diet. He didn't have time for long term solutions. He'd nearly died a couple weeks before from a cardiac event.

>but doc I gotta eat!
>You have 600 lbs of food inside you right now
brutal

Is that his gf in the pic? Looks old enough to be his mom to be honest

Balding young is a sign of being high test. Shave your head and lift. Become Chad.

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So what's their plan, just pure lean protein and micronutriants like fresh veggies and let the fat provide the calories?

Pretty much, yeah. They want them to lose 100 lbs or more in a very short span of time. I'm sure it's miserable and a very difficult diet to keep to, but it's their fault they had to resort to that in the first place.

>Man this stuff is good
>*somber piano music*
>Man, I gotta save room for some desert

Kino

he was put on a high fat, high protein, low carb died

industrial vacuum cleaner

>I'M STARVIN MUH HEAD IS POUNDING
that's hypertension you dumb fuck

>I just gotta make sure I don't overdo it one way or the other
His big concern is still starving himself too much and over-exerting with exercise. This delusion.

I haven't seen the show/episode but what you're describing is a protein sparing modified fast (PSMF). Which is one of the most effective weight loss programs.

Wow, I never knew that was even an option. Wikipedia does say you need doctor supervision to do it though so I guess that makes sense.

>tfw to intelligent too walk

IIRC there's a small risk of you going into protein poisoning territory if you don't balance it right.

>Mr. Assanti, I'm Dr. Now

>Uhh, you no bring pizza

>It's not my pizza

>And why I want them?

>They were trying to cheat your diet plan

>They work for the gluttonary, the fatta-man

>Steven?

>GET THEM ON BOARD, I CHECK THEIR WEIGHT

>THE CONTRACT I JUST SIGNED WITH TLC, LISTS ME, MY MAN MR. ASSANTI HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!

>FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY SHOW

>WHO ORDERED THE PIZZA?

>SHE DIDN'T WEIGH SO GOOD!

Crashing this diet?

shoulda been

BUT ONLY HALF OF ONE OF YOU

>WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

>TELL ME ABOUT STEVEN, HOW DOES HE UNLEASH THE DRAGON?

>LOTTA LOYALTY FOR CHINESE FOOD

>(mah laygs)

>OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD GIVE A MAN ONLY ONE LIL EGGROLL

>THERE WAS TWO, WHO ARE YOU?

>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS FEEWWDDD

I'd have a scowl on my face because the motherfucker is using up time and resources better spent on people actually willing to fight for their life.

>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I PUT ON THE FAT

>IF I PULLED THAT OFF WOULD YOU BREATH?

>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL

>YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>FOR FOOD

>WAS GETTING FAT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>OF COURSHHH

>JUSTIN REFUSED OUR OFFER IN FAVOR OF YOURS, WE ARE TO FIND OUT WHAT HE TOLD YOU

>NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING

>WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF FAT

>WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?

>CRASHING THIS SHOW, WITH NO SURVIVORS

>tfw almost 400 pounds
Im glad there's way worse out there

If you're not careful you'll catch up. you're getting close to the point of no return.

>show that depicts how fucking awful it is to be a 600 pound sack of shit
>ends up enabling 300+ lb fatties because "there's way worse out there"

>reality show marketed to make people feel less badly about themselves by watching true low lifes willing to debase themselves for whatever tiny bit of fame and money they can manage to eek out

w-whoa...

This show got me to drop 50 lbs and I'm still going.

>the cartoon character esque voice
>the Dr not giving a fuck

that is great

I thank this show because it helped motivate me with my own weight loss. You look at a guy like Steven, and you begin to fear becoming that.

Same i droped everything and now take part in a year long programm

wtf is that yellow stuff on his legs

Cheddar

Its dead skin cells. You have to understand that at that weight there isnt much blood flow going on in those limbs and eventually they begin to rot

that top middle shot is legit kino

>Fat people doctor
>Is obese himself

Really activates my almonds...

>aquarium

Does he eat the fish?

Bacteria, yeast, and dying tissue.

I dont think that claw has that kind of reach, so perhaps its a failed motivator

Only a real white i.e. arab, middle east asian, east indian ho would fuck that thang.......

He's not physically capable of fucking.

Not sure if this has been answered yet. Here's my thought: James is a special breed of stupid...

1.) "Burning" calories is good because you get thin.
2.) You can "burn" calories out of food by cooking them the right.
3.) Therefore when you fry food you "burn" the calories out of it, making the food healthy.

I've seen this shit before.
Yes there are people this stupid.

>what did he mean by that
He means a spoiled, disgustingly enabled human parasite who's used to getting whatever he wants as long as he yells it loud enough.

>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with the nurse lists: salad, yogurt and fruit but only ONE LIL EGGROLL
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James K, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS?
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR MEAL
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS 'TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL...
>You're a big guy...
>...MY LEGS!
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATING THIS CHINESE FOOD
>WITH NO LEFT OVERS

Good work bro.

I've dropped 20lbs since I first watched this show.

It's a great motivator.

Dear god...

Top notch.

Any of u guys watch 90 day fiancé

Im never eating again

As someone who has a family member that has to deal with helping these fatsos up onto exam tables, fuck them. They're blights and health risks to the people around them.

food must be like heroin to him, how could you let yourself get to that point

def the 2nd one

Let alone 4 or 3, maybe even 2 if he has a short skeleton in the puddle of lard.

>give you an enemy

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>obese
Dr. Now is THICC

James is a manlet.

Which makes his extreme weight all the more disturbing.

middle left is too

Hey James

MAH LAYGS!

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He has a pretty average build for an old man. Not everyone is skeletor like youx

jesus christ

4 a day might do the trick.

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Three a day. He was consuming 6000 calories a day if I remember correctly.

BUT IT'S MALTED

I think that was the estimate amount it took to maintain his weight. He was actually eating 8,000 or something ridiculous IIRC. He actually had gained 100lbs by the end.

The doctor mentioned 10k a day in the episode when he got to 844 lbs