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YEAR 9

Tell me if i missed you in this Clusterfuck

What happened to uk? Germans have no route to it, was i nuked?

Continue with china

Invade islands towards Guinea.

Nippons, I'm seeding over the West Coast to you.

Viking Lord, I got to go. I'm officially seeding over the Midwest and Eastern Canada over to you.

Sorry lads, got work tomorrow.

18 Bonus. Everyone get fuked.

Attack the retarded Hatian (purple)

This. Its like everyone is playing babbies first RISK.
My ally just squandered his early game Trips by not reading the Map rules and going for Britian instead of Canada and Norway.

North America is no different.
Prussia, now its just OP.

OP, man im getting fucked here... how did you interpret this roll as an all out attack on me?
>>pol/86114242

Yes. Its not actual German Territory. I didnt want to color it deep black,because i cant get it out of the damn Map afterwards.

fill finish central Africa, spills Madagascar, kill Pirate if he gets in the way

Holy fuck I got nuked. Son of a bitch, Viking.

Damn I secede 3 parts of Western Canada to Alaska. Then I invade Southern US.

Fastest route to Egypt.

Sorry to see you go, britbong bro.

Fill up Mexico, than continue to South America.

fuck
he said
"Nuke Holy roman empire on east coast. Removing his +8 bonus. Defend my German lands and retaliate if necessary, if not attacked push into Canada and aid in the war against roman empire."

He said "NUK AMERICAN ROME AND ATTACK GERMONEY" can you read?

Attack holy roman empire on east coast. Push him out.

this is his exact words....

You missed me and my roll to continue taking Turkey

Continue taking Turkey and spill into Greece

Thank you famalam. Good night.

Let's face it, american. Neither of us have time for a war right now. NAP?

>Retaliate

Thank you and goodnight, Israelilad/Argielad.

I might host a new (and hopefully quicker) thread since this one just turned into a mess and it doesn't seem to end.
Anyone interested?

Alaska is rip

he said defend his german Ts... which i did not attack

>Altantis
>North Atlantic
>Color: Navy
>Religion: Buddist
>Underwater

Thanks Vikings. You're my good amingo.

So you seed them to me.

and my entire roll was into poland which you did not even count? what gives?

>Atlantis*

Running away, are we?

No offense but all of your rolls are confusing as fuck.

Aye.
Do you have my New world map. (by "fizzy")
I just reformatted my PC and I think I deleted it. (Ill look in the qst archives in the meanwhile).

Its completely balanced unlike this map.

Nah, I was planning on taking the Mediterranean at some point anyways.
Especially Madagascar.

Yeah. If you invade the Republic.

i said word for word
"nuke UK and spill into poland"
what is confusing about that?

Its hard to keep Track of everything,especially if you give fucking complicated orders

again, please tell me how this was complicated

Would be nice,Aye.

You only have 1 bonus.

No, I have this one.

I'm pretty sure using a nuke prohibits movement for a turn.

Thank you my loyal Snow senpai.

Fuck an NAP with him, end him. My ally trusted you, would you like an alliance?

The spics may even wish to enter said alliance us our amigos?

Guys, try to limit side comments now to make it less confusing for OP.
Try to keep everything neet in 1 post.

if that were the case the vikings would not have gained on me this turn (which he did not roll for unless i attacked the german Ts, and i did not)

Welp, this is a dilemma.
Will you defend me until I can retaliate in Canada if I ally with you, Odin?

fill poland

Making a new one. This one got too confusing.

Sure.

So,shall we call this a game,and let it end?

I wish that this one was more organised.
Does anyone here know how to make a map?
I want to make it my life's work.

Yeah.

yes bye

i want to continue but i hope you add my last roll into poland with this one is all

Yeah,i did. It will be forever in my completed Risk Game Folder.

Alternate thread

FUCK I JUST FOUND IT
This is the map I created and everyone whose played it can attest its now balanced.

i am sorry OP but i was getting fucked by his bonus already and just want the OP to at least use the simple orders i was giving and not make edits to mine and his rolls

All you did was stall the game and confuse op.

how?

I would say that Viking did that.
He was so stubborn about keeping those 4 worthless German Territories and preventing you from getting a bonus.

and the op was saying my orders were complicated... i mean litereally said and vikings orders were .... i mean come on

You were supposed to be my ally but made no effort to remove him or france, the game could of went very different.

Good.
Dominican Republic
Purple
Caribbean/Central America/Colombia/SE USA/northwest of Brazil

If not, I'll start over.

Because early wars are retarded.
1 hour of Risk is early game. Until you're space is limited don't DoW.

i know right?
i was simply trying for germany and poland and he moved from greenland to UK to netherlands simply to attack me for no reason

And then he said it was about safe guarding Europe. Autism.
He got a TRIPS. He could have taken over Eastern Canada. Gotten the Bonus there. And gotten all of Norway.

Nope. He chose to fill IRRELEVANT Britannia and DoW on you.

This entire map should have been filled out by now if people played even half decently. Instead I couldn't understand anything that was going on.

well the he rolled time before last to fill france and defend from me. OP took that as defend and attack me. then OP didnt even count my last roll. i was being fucked on two fronts