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What is the best Police Squad joke?
Lucas Brown
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William Moore
>I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith
Cooper Morgan
I dont get it
Joshua Jones
He took a bite out of the banana.
Then Dreben told him there was something on the side of his mouth.
Normally we'd interpret that as either the left or right side of the mouth, but the guy interpreted as outside or inside. Since he had a bite of banana inside his mouth, it falls out when he tries to get rid of that 'something'.
Jeremiah Wilson
I was confused by the plastic sound.
Owen Thompson
I thought the joke was simply that because he was so big the "something" on the side of his face was comically larger than you would expect
Ryder Gutierrez
>Cigarette?
>Yes, it is.
Jose Powell
>mug file
>working around the clock
>Club Rightaway
Benjamin Perry
>not Japanese Garden
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Ian Kelly
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I always liked the shoeshine boy information bits
John Hughes
>look out he's got a knife
>look out he's got a club
>look out he's got herpes
Sebastian Bennett
this 100%
Lincoln Turner
OJ
Landon Gray
>who are you and how did you get hear?!?!?
>I'm the locksmith and I'm a locksmith
will never not be funny
The TV show was a gem
Justin Watson
This is what the joke is. Not "inside or outside"
Christopher Ward
I was watching an episode once and they always say the title of the episode at the beginning. Well the episode was called, The Butler did It, then at the end the it turned out the the butler actually did it. I found that to be hilarious
Levi Smith
The bookie's shooting reenactment where they just shoot all those investigators
Leo Thompson
Was going to post this so I'll go with the toe truck
Sebastian Fisher
>we think we know Howie did it
Nathan Hill
Always gets me in a better mood no matter how shit the day was.
William Gutierrez
> My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad. There’d been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I got the call on the double killing. It took me twenty min
Parker Cook
>My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad
Actually this one line, in every episode, is probably the funniest
Adam Cooper
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>the fucking lawnmower
Landon Jones
hhhhng
Jacob Watson
> Is this a bust?
Jeremiah White
THE BROKEN PROMISE
Bentley Powell
is this on amazon or netflix?
Jayden Allen
>celebrating the catch and almost spiking the baby
Fucking hell I lost it.
Nolan Kelly
>and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln
John Sullivan
I always felt that joke was too 'holds up spork' even for this series
William Sanchez
It's on YouTube
Joseph Cruz
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>Well...
Jordan Gutierrez
>"I only shot Once"
>"But Twice was the hold up man"
>"then I guess I did shoot Twice"
>"So now your changing your story?"
Jordan Hernandez
Howie couldn't have done it, he hasnt been in for weeks
Noah Bennett
How the fuck did Nielsen looked the same for almost 40 years, He reached the white hair point and just stopped aging there
Matthew Hall
do not overwork you facial muscles keep them relaxed. you do this by not changing facial expressions.