>Be American
>Go to school
>Get shot
Be American
Xavier Flores
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Gavin Foster
>be british
Brody Russell
>be american
>get shot
Michael Wood
>Be Chilean
>Piss off Pinochet
>Get thrown off helicopter
Adam Turner
>be burger
>go to school
>get shot
>wound isn't serious but it will cause chronic medical issues.
>family can afford it
>especially in the long term
>they euthanize me
Jaxon Kelly
he was argentinean
Brandon Allen
>be american
Anthony Edwards
>Be
Connor Robinson
>
Noah Green
...
Noah Perez
...
Caleb Carter
>graduated american high school
>never got shot
AMA
Justin Long
were you the last kid picked in PE
Liam Reed
Were the burgers good?
Noah Rivera
Nope, didnt take PE. I took weight training instead.
Wouldnt know, I never bought school lunches
Chase Diaz
>be american
>live a successful, happy life
>have a cute wife, you met her in high school
>she was a cheerleader, you were the quarterback
>the day she gave birth to your son was the happiest moment of your life
>spend years raising him well, teaching him to have good values
>he is smart, constantly aces tests, has an interest in sports and has several good friends friends
>wonder what he will be like when he's all grown up
>arrive home from work one day
>he doesn't rush to greet you and ask questions about what you did at work this time
>nor does your wife
>a policeman emerges from the kitchen with a look of sorrow on his face
>ask what the hell is going on
>"s-sir... my condolences..."
>wife is in the kitchen crying
>sinking feeling in your stomach, deep down somewhere you know what happened
>the radio is on
>"this past hour, a deadly shooting took place at the local school.... several dead and many more wounded..."
>some fucking r9k edgelord autist shot up the school and killed your son
Nathan Ramirez
now im just sad...
Jaxson Hall
You should right a novel on it.
Dylan Taylor
> be swede
> eat breakfast and ready to go school
> open door
> slip on iced road
> ded
Austin Jones
:(
Daniel Williams
...
Ian Campbell
...
Tyler Jackson
...
Jeremiah Ramirez
SWEDES ETERNALLY BTFO'D
CAN THEY EVER RECOVER?
Hunter Jackson
that's it, ban the guns NOW
Jackson Price
Damn
Jayden Reed
Lol fuck Chads, he and his roastie wife deserved it.
Parker Rogers
how many people did you shoot? I mean it's last man standing right?
Colton Wilson
>be British
>need a porn license to acess pornography starting this April.
Leo Mitchell
I will never get married or have any kids, so I don't have to worry about this.
Austin Flores
you deserve to die
Ian Flores
nice try laser pointer dot
better luck next time
Nathaniel Morales
God I love aussies
Amerilards BTFO
Kayden Phillips
kek
Kevin Anderson
This.
Aaron Garcia
HOW CAN SWEDEN YES EVER RECOVER
Carson Ward
>r9k
What's with newfags in recent years getting lazy with ////////////board////////////// names?
Thomas Jenkins
unironicaly this, but then again i hate humanity
Life isnt fair, also getting attached to people and things is bad
Luis Sullivan
>Be American
>Go to school to shoot
>There's a line
Jaxson Martin
Europeans are so delusional, you can make this kind of ad hominem argument against any freedom or liberty.
>Be British
>Go to beach
>See naked old people
Daniel Lee
>be shot
>go to american
>get schooled
Hunter Ortiz
>Be American
>Land of the free.jpg
>Can't take out my tassle and berries because it might shock the neighbours
>It wouldn't even be visible behind my fat upper-pubic area
>get show
Jaxson Foster
>Be american
>Go deaf from all your neighbours shooting all the time
>Never be able to expierience this awesome song
youtube.com
Dominic Parker
>Be Portuguese
>Walk out into the street
>can't stop tripping over drug addicts and being pricked by their needles.
Ryder Gray
>Be American
>Go to school
>Get shot
>Bunch of kids who dont even go to the school you got shot at get to go on Ellen and laugh at your still warm corpse
Luke Thomas
>be american
>think seeing some wrinkled pussy is on the same level as getting shot
>get shot
Jonathan Stewart
>be german
>get stuck in traffic
Jayden King
>be american
>get shot
>can't pay medical bills
>get shot
Jaxson White
>Be European
>Sucks muslim cock.
Brayden Johnson
How does one acquire a porn license? Is it like a driving license, or more like a hunting license?
Charles Wood
>be burger
>get shot
>survive but family cant afford to look after you
>get shot
Isaac Cook
I won't though, because in my country people don't get shot when they go to school
Daniel Hernandez
>be american
>get shot at elementary school
>get shot at high school
>get shot at college
>get shot at work
>get shot at office party
>get shot at church
>get shot at club
Daniel Brooks
>no bad teeth
You had one job amerimutt one fucking job
Angel Clark
It was taken by mexicans
Connor Powell
>be american
>get into debt for university
>pay for your degree
>don't find good paying job
>struggle half your life with a chain on your legs
>not so free as your eagle symbol implies
>die due insurance complications
Jaxson Wright
>am american
>I am
Easton Ortiz
I'm at step 5. I fell for the STEM meme.
Brody Ward
p gud
Jaxson Reyes
>finally die after being shot for the 1000th time
>go to heaven
>heaven only allows people 300lb or lower in
>get shot by St. Peter
>fall to hell
>fatty falls so hard he breaks though each layer of hell he enters
>gets shot by Satan
Bentley Hall
OH NO NO NO
Cameron Price
this 100%