did voyager do anything right?
Did voyager do anything right?
Always kept Seven in skintight outfits.
The ship looked neat
Seven
The episodes where they travel back to 1990s New York were fucking great and you know it.
Shut up Silverman, you ugly, nasty, repulsive jew whore. Get gassed.
I'm not that knowledgeable on space but the perspective of the stars in TNG opening always bothers me. Why do they wizz past the ship as if they're only meters away.
But user, she looked better in the uniform
I enjoyed more scenes of Barclay, but everything else sucked except the opening music.
Stay mad user, Sarah is cute. CUTE!
>Voyager aired at the same time as Xena
Man, my perception of time is all fucked up
It's a shame she didn't die in the Eugenics Wars.
fpbp
The EMH
Trigger pathetic manchildren so hard that they're still making ebin takedown videos about it 22 years later.
Jetrel
It's the penultimate episode of the first season, where Neelix meets the guy who invented the space nuke that was used to wipe out the moon where he and his family lived.
There's a monologue halfway through where Neelix is telling him about his murdered family, looking for survivors in the obliterated remains of his city, and about finding this horribly burned and irradiated girl who he has to watch die was fucking harrowing.
It comes completely out of nowhere and is one of the only times Neelix isn't played as either a goofball or an autistic jealous asshole. I'd completely forgotten it existed until I rewatched the season recently.
...
I don't understand the logic behind it, but I liked that the nacelles move up into position when going to warp
rewatching the entire series and can conclude that s4 and s5 stories are pretty solid throughout, which feels like a nice reward after the more-miss-than-hit episodes of the prior seasons
it's pretty much spot-on that the series increases quality right after Seven gets aboard
:DDDDD
>cute
Stop lying, jew. I've seen your disgusting nudes.
>Stop lying, jew
As if that could ever happen.
and it's not even its final form
These
Also the opening credits
jumping the fucking shark
silverman is pretty qt, wats your problem user
The doctor and especially the ECH episode
always try to think of why Janeway was a captain material but could never really come up with a satisfying answer
>Kirk creative
>Picard competent
>Sisko shrewd
>Archer persuasive
>Janeway ??? stubborn
She seems to run off pure FUCK YOU. There isn't a plan she can't fuck up somehow. But it's not really a strength.
I remember thinking that she relied on her officers to make things work out a lot more.
Though maybe partly because they tried to showcase the younger actors.
Janeway-centric episodes are usually about breaking stuff.
>*burps* Tuvok, it's me! Lizard Janeway! I'm a lizard now, bitches! *braps*
Pic related.
netflix has this awful forced frame interlacing thing on voyager, do other streaming services have this?
IMHO the best looking Starfleet ship.
Great character or best character?
It's okay. Sort of reminds me of a slug though. Enterprise D looks more slick
The intro and theme was pretty great.
I liked the Doctor.
Iron will
Like a Captain Maggie Thatcher
Her strength is her ability to make decisions that some of the others wouldn't, like killing things that need to be killed and blowing up things that need to be blown up. Imagine that big pussy Picard trying to deal with the Tuvix situation and going off on one of his long, rambling speeches about not having the right to kill him to save the others. Janeway just murdered his mutant ass for the greater good.
Now this is autism.
The moving nacelles was to get aroung tngs global warming episode.
>that video
now THIS is autism
the doctor was the second worst character, just behind neelix
who was the best?
Pure autism.
Pleb detected.
Torres
data would come in and be all like, captain, am i unlike tuvix? can you not order me to be dismantled and shit, and then they would do a fade-out of picard contemplating while drinking his hot earl gray tea
>Harry dies
>they replace him with an alt-Universe version
>no one ever mentions this again
this fucking show
Kirk: The Maverick
Picard: The Philosopher
Sisko: The Madman
Janeway: The Scientist
Archer: The Chad
you know it's true
Not torrents
Another user put it best in one of these threads, if Tuvix were a Next Gen episode Picard would declare that Tuvix had a right to exist, then Dr. Crusher would find out that his DNA is unstable and he's dying, so they Deus Ex Machina some solution to separate them again DUNNNNNNNN DUN NA DUNNNNNNNN DUN NA NUUUUUUUUUN roll credits
She should of been courtmaritialled for having sex with her navigator.
She also completely abanded her children which is sickening.
my mom likes it
Doctor episodes are the best.
Checkouty episodes are fucking dumb.
Official Voyager Power Rankings:
1. The Doctor
2. Based Tuvok
3. Janeway/Seven
4. Neelix
5. Torres
6. Tom
>>>POWER GAP
100. Chakotay
101. Kes
>>>POWER GAP
9001. Harry Kim
6.
The premise of being lost in a far away part of the galaxy was a good idea even if it was usually underutilized
>Tom and Harry go to prison
>Harry almost beats Tom to death with a rusty pipe
>They are saved and get back to Voyager
>Harry tries to talk to Tom about what happened back there
>Tom literally says "Yeah I'm just gonna forget that"
>DOO DOO DOO END CREDITS
Wasn't it brought up in the pilot that her ship was just doing routine shit and she was pretty low rank as far as captains go with a small crew?
Hey my mom likes it too. She refuses to see any flaws in Star Trek or Star Wars, and gets unreasonably upset when you point them out.
Fuck, forgot about kes. Anything with her after the first season was absolute trash. Her later episodes made no sense. Was she on drugs the entire time or was that only after that she fucked her shit up?
>100. Chakotay
No, he's number one. You just haven't read the copy pasta
Janeways an autist whose dad was in starfleet. It's pretty clear why she got captain.
>Changing your mind based on something some neckbeard wrote
>Brand new ship just out of spce dock
>First mission is find some traitorous scum hiding g out around the cardie boarder.
>FUCKING WORMHOLES N SHIET!
I think it is implied if not outright stated that this is her first command. Before she was high ranking scientist on a ship? Bridge crewman/spock position? Idk.
It really seemed like she was high for most of season 3
>board·er
>ˈbôrdər
>noun
>1. a person who receives regular meals when staying somewhere, in return for payment or services.
>2. a person who boards a ship during or after an attack.
Made me laugh harder than it should have
>It's an episode with teleplay written by Brannon Braga
what pasta?
It's not based on what he wrote, it's based on the truth. I'm going to butcher it but simply said the actor who played him wanted out of the show so he constantly requested increasingly ridiculous demands to get fired, but they kept on matching it. He got pay raise after pay raise and even got the most attractive woman in the show as a love interest for him after he demanded that Seven be his love interest or he walks.
>Neelix
>THAT high
I know about all that. Still doesn't mean his character wasn't shit though.
pffft.
1. The Doctor
2. Elven Tupac
3. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01
4. Tom and Balogna
5. Wrong Way Janeway
6. Chakotay
7. Neelix
8. Harry Wang
>>>everyone below this line is a sad wanker who shoulda stayed home
9. Those stupid Kazon space ragheads
10. Kes, eternal shit of shit.
11. Cesspit the dumb whore
Dude Neelix is fucking based. He grew up on Talax's moon with a family that he loved, just trying to eke out a living. Then the war happened, and they Nagasaki'd the entire moon and nuked his family. He travels around in his shitty, beat-down ship as a scavenger with his old buddy, making deals and sometimes selling contraband just to get by.
He finally finds Voyager and basically gets to bum around on this luxury cruise ship with free food and water. But he also works his ass off trying to be useful. He meets the guy who designed the bomb who nuked his people, has PTSD style flashbacks, ends up confessing to Kes that he's a coward and he never fought in the war, has to overcome that.
Then he meets his old buddy at the space station outside the Nekrit Expanse, and it turns out his life has pretty much turned to shit. Neelix is also worried that his usefulness has come to an end on Voyager since he doesn't know anything about that space, so he gets caught up in his buddies' illegal scheme and gets busted, almost thrown off the ship.
THEN the one thing he has left in life, his belief in the afterlife where he'll see his family again, is crushed when he dies on an away mission and is resurrected. He goes through existential turmoil until finally deciding to commit suicide, nearly succeeding.
Neelix had a hard fucking life and he tried his damnedest to bring joy to others in the face of such misery.
forgot the last bit:
>>>I am so fucking done with this shit
12. Ferengi showing up, ever.
The idea behind Voyager is solid. "Let's get away from the metaplot and weight of expanded canon and go back to pure adventure."
It made sense for the Ferengi to be there in that episode though. The TNG episode literally says the wormhole is in the Delta Quadrant, and that's where they end up being stranded.
yeah except the pure adventure wasn't fun at all
Voyager is nothing but wasted potential.
I never realized how big Jerry Ryan's head was.
I can agree to this, more or less
Man Harry Kim was useless, like Mayweather from Enterprise
Harry Kim wasn't just useless, he was a horribly bad actor who thought he was amazing. Anytime they gave him lines I just cringe everytime. He has trouble even delivering them, and overacts at the slightest opportunity. Garret Wang has no sense of subtlety at all.
>"I'm not an astrophysicist"
>Makes a video about astrophysics
nope.
Enterprise S3 did the Voyager concept better than Voyager.
>Star Trek has more space alien gods with a suspiciously Roman/Greek motif than I can count
>Has primitive worlds
>Yet no one has ever visited a Xena planet
Will Discovery rectify this?
I know you're shitposting but you know they won't touch that.
>WHAT IS THIS DUMB GAY SHIT?! WHERE'S CAPTAIN KIRK???????? WHERE'S THE EXPLOSIONS??
>new york
They should've just killed that chink's ass long ago
I went to a fan run Sci-Fi convention in the 90ies and they did a play where Voyager ends up in Xena's version of ancient Greece somehow.
I can't remember if it was good, but I think it was kinda funny.
They couldn't fire him because he was named People Magazine's "Sexiest Man of the Year" in 1995, and Star Trek was this huge monolithic franchise that was at the height of its popularity with two separate television shows simultaneously pulling in millions of viewers every week.
Big fucking deal. They could've killed off Kim's character by fitting it in a major storyline or something.
Voyager doesn't do major storylines. What are you even talking about?
Is Garak a cute?
Remember Scorpion? Kim could've easily died there after being infected with the pathogens from Species 8472.
Do you want millions of loser fans writing angry letters and boycotting your show? Because that's what happens when you do that in the 90s in Star Trek
You seem to have this fantasy that the Voyager writers and Voyager producers had freedom to do what they want. It's just a fantasy. They did not have this freedom.
The UPN executives wouldn't let the Voyager producers get rid of him, because Garrett Wang had just been chosen by People Magazine as one of the "50 Most Beautiful People in the World", so the UPN executives wanted to keep him on their show, so the UPN executives overruled the Voyager producers, because freedom is only your sad little fantasy.
Why would there be millions of fans being asspained that some worthless gook died? He's an ensign, they're a dime a dozen. Nobody liked Harry Kim.
Why does Garrett Wang being part of People's 50 beauty list mean anything about his role as Harry? TNG had Tasha Yar die in Season 1 so why not Harry at the end of Season 3 or the beginning of Season 4? It shakes things up because they lost a major character and it highlights why being stuck in the Delta Quadrant is fucked up.
>Why does Garrett Wang being part of People's 50 beauty list mean anything about his role as Harry?
It means that UPN wanted to keep him as Harry and refused to let him go.
How is this difficult for you to understand?
Why would UPN care? Oriental actors like Garrett are a dime a dozen. They could easily replace him with someone else like they did with Terry Farrell in DS9.
>it's a Voyager is still vastly more popular than Enterprise thread
>Dude Neelix is fucking based
And he's the one who saw Naomi Wildman's potential.