>Be me, a Mexican guy in the US.
>start walking on the street
>go to a restaurant
>sit with my new Ameircan friends
>they all have blue eyes and blonde hair
>suddenly a chav american of arab descent comes along and sits with us
>he asks his friend who the fuck am I
>they say that i'm a mexican immigrant
>the american of arab descent makes a pretentious smirk/laugh
>he says he hates immigrants and that the US is getting worse and worse by the time as more immigrants enter the country
>I say that i'm already working and i'm a very qualified worker
>he says he doesn't give a fuck and that i'm stealing jobs
>i say that his parents were probably immigrants aswell
>his face freezes for a sec and he asks why
>I say that his skin/nose/eye details are very middle eastern/arab looking
>he springs out of his chair angry as a fucking chimp
>he angrily shouts that he's not an arab but a descendent of the germans
>I rise slowly from my chain and say:''Sit the fuck down, or else we'll be having turkish bacon for dinner
>he gets closer to me and since his head only manages to reach my chest,he has to look up as we have 20 cm of height difference.(I'm 1.82m).
>he says:''The Aztecs enslaved many puny spics over the centuries and were the menace of america''
>I say:''You were nothing to us, you're just a fucking sand nigger that wants to be a chav on a weak male country but you're messing with the wrong person''
>he tries to punch me
>i grab his wrist,break it,and smash his arm into the table
>he starts crying
>I say: "fuck yeah mothatfucka nigger bitch nigga islamic motherfucking niqab weare your mom sucked my dick last night and she told me her niqab is moist as fuck and that she wishes she could go back to Yemen to suck some refugees off so they can pay for your college.''
Be me, a Mexican guy in the US
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Oh, are Mexicans still pretending that they're Aztecs? The Aztecs are gone, amigo. You're descendant from slave tribes the Aztecs conquered.
Kill yourself.
The Mayans are gone not the Aztecs
WE WUZ WARRIORS AND SHIET
Both Mayan and Aztecs were gone before Spain or Portugal decided to prance around like faggots looking for gold/silver in the Americas.
You're wrong
>Be me, a Mexican guy in the U.S.
>Deported back to Mexico
>Wall gets ten feet higher
So basically two shitskins acting violently while whites sit peacefully? Wew lad.
The Aztecs were just a small warrior elite who enslaved a multitude of tribes that inhabited central America (which Spics are mostly descendant from). The Spaniards obviously killed off the Aztec elite so they could assume complete control.
You got your history all wrong just letting the hate flow through you
If i were there, i would have pulled out my gun and shot you both. Two birds with one stone.
>Mexico trying to shitpost
>I say: "fuck yeah mothatfucka nigger bitch nigga islamic motherfucking niqab weare your mom sucked my dick last night and she told me her niqab is moist as fuck and that she wishes she could go back to Yemen to suck some refugees off so they can pay for your college.''
Nice fantasy faggot. How underage are you?
10/10
You can be a wewuz Aztec jaguar warriors n shieet as long as you leave my country.
Britfag on a Mexiproxy. Chav. Get your lingo straight, son.
>mexican
>1,82
Nice fanfic.
>ITT, things that never happened
Mayans are still around you stupid fucks. They're one of the largest groups of Amerindians in fact.
>be me, mexican, 6 foot 3
>drive car
>sister in the car
>smoking a cig
>throw it out of a car
>put MAGA hat on
>hear weird smell
>must be the cig
>look back
>find ayylmaos putting a probe in my sister's ass
Every fucking time
>hear weird smell
either way they both got cucked by the superior race
Old pasta
>be victim of synesthesia
Now a real story
>Be me, white brazilian in Tijuana, Mexico
>In a work trip (I work in a multinational with operations in all of latin america)
>Everywhere I go mexicans try speaking to me in a shitty broken english
>I know how to speak spanish so I answer back "Yo hablo español."
>Eventually I start getting sick so I answer back in english
>Tfw in all the meetings the mexican staff arrived late
>Tfw the hotel charged me 60 pesos for a bottle of water
Mexico is a shithole
Story was credible until this point:
>>I say that his skin/nose/eye details are very middle eastern/arab looking
>>he springs out of his chair angry as a fucking chimp
After that its obvious is bullshit.
ive noticed this behavior in the uk
muslims talking down to polish people
calling them the scroungers of europe lmao
poles before muslims anyday!
its a pecking order thing in his mind...he knows hes below the natives but non natives with even a slight bad reputation are below him
remind him of this "whites will ALWAYS choose the mexican legal or not before a muslim"
DAS RITE
>"fuck yeah mothatfucka nigger bitch nigga islamic motherfucking niqab weare your mom sucked my dick last night and she told me her niqab is moist as fuck and that she wishes she could go back to Yemen to suck some refugees off so they can pay for your college.''
>I say that i'm already working and i'm a very qualified worker
So you do steal jobs. I'm sorry but you have to go back.
...
>white brazilian
>now a real story
>white brazilian
Pick one.
>Be me, a Polish guy on Sup Forums
>start browsing Sup Forums
>some Mexican kid who acts like it's Sup Forums posts his stupid fantasy
>I reply to him
>his face freezes because I'm a 7' tall 290 lb Polish quarterback and he's a 4'11" little beaner on a good day
>I say: "fuck yeah mothatfucka nigger bitch nigga beaner motherfucking sombrero weare your mom sucked my dick last night and she told me her pancho is moist as fuck and that she wishes she could go back to Mexico to suck some cartels off so they can pay for your college.''
>OP shits himself out of shame
>in his panic he accidentally bans himself forever
>he kills himself by intentionally lodging a burrito in his airways
>all of Sup Forums celebrates one less Mexican intellectual
kek
>hahaha there are no whites south of texas the memes taught me that
fucking hue
I actually saw plenty of whites in the Olympics.
Dude, its the CURRENT year.
Germans are basically synonymous to Arabs.
Sadly.
I can't wait for summer to be over.
Nice job Flash you sure showed that sand bag what America's all about!
>I rise slowly from my chain and say:''Sit the fuck down, or else we'll be having turkish bacon for dinner
What did he mean by this?
Cool story bro.
Seriously tho, I was moderately engaged/10
you no like Yemen latinas, paco?
WE WUZ A MENACE
WE WUZ ENSLAVERS N' SHIEEEET
WE DUN ENSLAVED WHITEY N' SHIEEEET
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Paraguay is pretty white.
Turn eighteen
Gain height
Lose weight
Seek sunlight
Hit the gym
Take a shower
Have sex
Get a clue
what is 60 pesos though like 1 american dollar?
I bet that happened Paco
yeah because this is not completely made up bullshit. Nice try spic