Where do these motherfuckers obtain the audacity to make a 10/10 fucking episode like this?
>Pearl finally decides to be the bad motherfucker she used to be again >Night one she clock on the human pussy game ridiculous >Scopes some prime tang that looks exactly like rose >The pussy hunger is real >Chase that fine ass hoe down and get her number like it's nothing
I really hope they continue this as Pearl's new more positive outlook on life begins to bear fruit. Leather Jacket Pearl needs to be a frequent thing.
>dyke Call me when Pearl gets thirsty for human cock, this would surprise and delight me. We have enough dykes already.
Shit, she can't even be inseminated and make another hybrid like this.
Jonathan Cox
Fuck yes it was. I enjoyed it.
Pearl blatantly lusting after a girl because she looks exactly like rose, and all her well known unresolved feelings towards rose is hilarious.
Noah Nguyen
Does anything else relevant happen?
Jayden Harris
Hey man, she's been miserable for ages, let her play the game.
Eternal life and eternal youth. And barely any of it spent having actual fun.
Christian Sanchez
Steven works how pearl nearly let him fall to his death that one time she got sad into a conversation
Cooper Turner
>We have enough dykes already. You ARE aware of what show this is, right?
Jonathan Collins
>Steven just accepts it instantly that Pearl is going to fuck her because she looks like his mom Smart kid.
Eli Ross
Like in his mind suddenly all the pieces of all the episodes about pearl click into place and he's just like "Well, fuck, what was i expecting really."
Gabriel Sanders
>that fucking cop car chase >that music
Episode of the fucking year
James Scott
Go watch Saint Seiya if you want to see people thirsting for cock. This show is for the ladies who like ladies who like ladies.
Hunter Johnson
Sup Forums just wants to shitpost everytime they're reminded Steven Universe gets a new possible lesbian ship.
Cooper Clark
Steven almost let Connie to her death because he felt sad. Shit like that just happens.
Jonathan Hall
Lesbians are literally the worst ships possible.
Caleb Nelson
Die queershit.
Brandon Martinez
B-but the porn is good....
Aiden Long
Pearl shakes the cops in a chase. And Steven names the elephant in the room. Which makes Pearl cringe hilariously.
Chase Lewis
So cringy I ended up speed watching that trash just to be sure to not miss plot.
Ayden Morales
Where do I go if I want to laugh at the inevitable tragedy of Beach City Con?
Jack Lopez
And Pearl continues to be the most morally reprehensible character on the show.
Jeremiah Reyes
No. He knew that. He's not an idiot. But he wants Pearl to know that he sees her fumble spaghetti and he knows why. Also that he's okay with that. Pearl has a thing for big girls, everyone knows that. The more Rose, the better. He wants to egg her on, I guess. Give her the security of knowing where he stands and that she won't hurt him, because that is her prime concern.
Carter Evans
My favorite episode thus far. It's crazy, I'm not even a full-on Pearlfag, but something about this one just hit all the marks - I could barely even tell it was only 11 minutes.
Noah Rivera
Make me, Prudus
Gabriel Baker
OK, I'll ask the question in everyone's mind Is there any porn of S yet?
Carson Morris
>people can support relationships that have higher domestic abuse than any other kind
Why? Do you hate women?
Andrew Baker
You mean except for the info that Greg is meeting some ladies for intimate card games, Pearl is developing a sliver of self-esteem and working on overcoming her anxiety, Steven is absolutely in the clear about what's going with the Gems, and Pearl's piloting skills translating to driving cars? Yup, absolutely no development. What is a new character and a dozen dangling plot threads, anyway?
Luis Reed
so is there some kind of link yet?
Carter Sanchez
>Upset the show's biggest lesbian goes for a dyke. Pearl went to Gem-reality New York to sing a fucking Broadway tune about how gay she was well interpretive dancing.
Grow a cock? Maybe. Go for cock? The fuck delusion were you having nigger?
Cameron Richardson
This is the point. It would be surprising and show better character development instead of lust inglês after Rose 2.0.
Adrian Barnes
>Pearl, you're a total bad-
Carter Evans
fillerfags please go
Jordan Bennett
this is the only episode that deserves a 10/10 for me
and i'm a peridotfag
Colton Anderson
anyone knows who plays the song? i'ts so good
Jace Clark
If what you say is true and he knew, he wouldn't have said a damn thing because doing so would be redundant...
Pearl already has the fattest cock of all the Crystal Gems.
Robert Thomas
thanks bud
Carson Nelson
I forsee disaster
An emotional crisis far dire then we seen ever before
Nathaniel Collins
Would they really just beat Pearl down emotionally again? At this point in her character development, it'd just be a huge dick move.
Blake Hernandez
Sup Forums pls
Christopher Ward
pearl is for sad, not joy
Liam Flores
>Pearl continuing to feed her obsession with Rose by going out with her clone
This is not her moving on, this is regression if anything. Not healthy at all.
Ethan Gutierrez
That was a really shitty one today. "mystery girl" annoyed me as fuck. She was too cool and nothing really seems to touch her. She is the kind of person i would probably kill if i ever meet them in person. And if I look into the future of the show, i really hope pearl gets cucked by her and/or she reveals herself as the antichrist of gems. Because she seems to be too perfect for any functional plot. And mark my very words, if she gets to be the next lover of pearl, she will get a super fake and super artifical episode where she gets some kind of problem.
Nah, man. That shit was fanservice in the worst way. Just catering to Bad Pearl fan artists and shipper scum.
Hunter Bell
I hope Mystery Gurl turns out to be a Ramona Flowers type.
John Bennett
she needs Greg's dick in her ass as soon as ASAP as possible
Brody Miller
...
Nathan Powell
I thought he was referring to the time she tried to get him to ride in a home-made Challenger shuttle
Jonathan Brown
Also I don't know if we've seen Amethyst show that much respect for Pearl before. It was fun seeing them being so buddy buddy.
Christian Butler
I really don't know how people can enjoy this show. Everytime I attempt to watch it, the dialogue is so generic and it just consistently feels like some lame teen drama about discovering yourself. Like, Amythyst's personality is that she is suppose to have a hint of snark to her, but her sarcasm is incredibly generic going as far as saying typical lines like, "Is that what that was?". It's about as bad as having a sarcastic character saying shit like, "Yeah, no kidding, genius!" or "Yeah riiiight, like that'll work". There's so little thought put into making sure the dialogue is interesting or unique. All it does it get the plot from point A to point B in the more boring way imaginable, I have no idea how people can latch onto this so heavily. Everything here just feels like basic screenwriting 101. All I can see when I watch this is lost potential rather than a good show.
Gavin Cruz
So porn when?
Logan Richardson
user, I think you need to calm down. The mystery girl was barely in it. She was hardly perfect, just shown as being cool. She literally didn't do anything but stand around, nod, smile, and give out her number.
And it was a pretty good representative of the way you see a stranger you just got a crush on.
Caleb Clark
Meh. Pearl is objectively the worst gem, anyways.
Austin Ortiz
>promoting homosexual behavior
Rebecca Sugar is a good servant of her lord.
Dylan Jenkins
NEVER
Sebastian Bell
>it's a nothing fucking happens episode where the artists and writers masturbate to their own failed fantasies
Jonathan King
Batman!
Andrew Hill
nice blog post
Anthony Wilson
I want an episode of that card game. It sounds ripe with flashback posibilities
Hunter Kelly
The anime reference this week was Riding Bean, right? That OVA had so much stickshift porn it had to be intentional.
Jacob Adams
then you are a terrible perifag user.
Grayson Barnes
>four sentences >a blog post
Sorry your capacity for reading is so limited.
Hudson Gray
>putting this much effort into a Sup Forums post
Luke Davis
This your first time on Sup Forums, pal? People type up long responses all the time, if you browse other threads besides Muh Waifu. Did you just discover greentexting and wanted to throw it around or something?
Elijah White
I feel like I've seen this drink before
Lincoln Anderson
no your post just came across as something a pseudo-intellectual youtuber would say to pander to the fedora toters guild
Nathaniel Jones
>gay characters turning straight is character development
Colton Martin
Why are you even watching this show if not for the character development.
This was the biggest jump in Pearl's attitude as a character we've seen in ages. Possibly ever.
Joshua Morgan
I am counting a lot more than 4 sentences. And it's less about how much you've written and more about what you've written, which is a self-indulgent rant.
>She is the kind of person i would probably kill if i ever meet them in person. Would you stab her with your sharp edge?
Carson Cook
Well, yeah, it is.
Christopher Reed
And yet here you are.
Kayden Baker
>She is the kind of person i would probably kill if i ever meet them in person
Implying someone with this much autism interacts with people in real life.
Justin Edwards
>projecting human sexuality on genderless sentient space rocks
Kayden Perez
This episode made me cringe how is this a 10/10?
Samuel Lopez
>chill people are the devil wow user you need to spend less time arguing with kids in online games. they're a bad influence
Owen Smith
Well, you're an aspie, so....
Kayden Myers
>Dykes in SU Clearly you're new to the show, dude.
Logan Taylor
Because people have different opinions
Daniel Stewart
>I saved your planet and your species, YOU'RE WELCOME >now gimme dem digits
Does this shit work in real life? I'm gonna try this and the club tonight. Wish me luck.
Jose Morgan
>I'm counting a lot more than four sentences. Like five sentences! What a cunt!
Kill yourself. Every opinion is a self-indulgent rant in some way, because it's one person's fucking opinion. OP's post is basically jerking themselves off to how much they like the episode.
