Americans think they invented the airplane

americans think they invented the airplane

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they didn't?

It's a French invention.

they did

They did

We did

actually... i invented the plain 300 years ago but i kept the secret for myself... until now

can i pee on your face brazil?

We invented Brazilians

Name one (I) legitimate US invention. I'm waiting.

It was definitely not Brazil that's for sure.

la creatura.
it's the magnum opus of genetic engineering

The English language.

Gatling Guns
Automatic Transmissions
GPS

We invented one that worked

adam smasher

anime

Television
Youtube
Electricity

No
cectrad.net/santosesp.pdf

Cuckold porn

little known fact Jesus Christ was American

This.

GREAT fact

PCR machines

>Brazilians claim they invented the airplane because their first flight was by wheels instead of catapult despite being later
Hmm yes

Did you know that Alexander the Great was American?

Yes, he was from the South.

LMAO

space shuttle

Democracy
Freedom
Justice
Burger
Peanut butter

The Simpsons

like when Norwegians claim to have invented the osthyvel, am i right

AR-15

>cectrad.net/santosesp.pdf
>"Brazil claims Santos-Dumont was first because his aircraft had wheels, and the Wright's launched on rails"
Hmm...?

Shart in mart

Interesting

Planes are useless anyway

Obesity

photographic film

Mobility scooters
Type 2 diabetes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

>Television
Philo Taylor Farnsworth: American
Charles Francis Jenkins: American
John Logie Baird: Scottish
>Youtube
জাওয়েদ করিম (Jawed Karim): German, his father is Bangladeshi and American, his mother is German.
Chad Meredith Hurley: American
陳士駿/ 陈士骏 (Chén Men jùn): Taiwanese
>Electricity
A discovery not an invention.

Getting shot KEK

Electric lightbulb

Automatic transmission

electricity didn't exist until Edison invented it in his lab, then he spilled some and it spread throughout the world

>Invents flashlight
>"Hmm...."
>Invents fleshlight

America in a nutshell

While we didn't invent it, we did discover the gun.

Edison isn't even the one who discovered electricity, it was Franklin. Edison used it to invent the light bulb though.

Nylon

>yeah it's nice and all
>can we fuck it?

we made the gun VERY killable

>Burger
all memes aside the first sandwich called "hamburger" was assembled on U.S. soil and as such it is United States of America's invention

goddamn I wish I had a hamburger

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Burgers are german


Hamburger = hamburg, deutschalnd

t. Polish intellectual

no, they were madehere
just like the atomic bomb, the idea is hungarian but it was made in the usa

Really pump my noggins

I don’t see planes launching from rails nowadays

You realize most of Americans came from Germany, right?

>think they are the elite in education
>most of researchers are imported from different countries
>publications are mostly from them

/r/the_trumpf

The original hamburger wasn't even called a hamburger, it was called a hamburg steak. It was basically the German Salisbury steak.
Americans, in their quest to make food more unhealthy, put it between a bun and covered it with condiments.
If you consider that the original hamburger, then you should go further back and say Mongols invented it since hamburgers are a variation of steak tartare.

the hamburger sandwich was created by German immigrants from Hamburg in United States

hamburger is 100% American

why is it so hard for the rest of the world to accept that america is just better in every single way

>Imported

That's not how it works, Hans. Researchers around the globe line up to suck dick to get into America for their universities

>before they stole them from us f.e.

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wmds

ROFL

Modern world, literally

this but unironically

Literally everything

>brazilians think they do instead of french
lmao

If Santos Dumont didn't invent the airplane, then why do we have his heart encased in a sphere of gold and displayed in a museum?

because you have so few representative figures of greatness you have to pick a french dude who had the bad luck to have a brazilian mother.

>New Worlder does something bad
>wow wtf, this is why you never leave your country, those mutts can never be like us!
>New Worlder does something good
>He's a proud member of our nation, he was just born abroad! [nation] pride!

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*Pornographic film

A lot of these are false, or just irrelevant.

For example, fast food was 'invented' by Britain:
'Fast food began with the first fish and chip shops in Britain in the 1860s. Drive-through restaurants were first popularised in the 1950s in the United States. The term "fast food" was recognised in a dictionary by Merriam–Webster in 1951.'

Also scotch, fast food, companies, etc. aren't inventions.

Another fake article is crayons (a Brit made them):
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Snedeker

>His country didn't create the first commercial airline in the Western hemisphere

school schootings

giving up your country entirely to jews without resisting

that's not fully true the majority of our scientists are still born in america

All wikepdia invention articles have alot of irrelevant shit but they are all true and crayolas were invented by an american
>Edwin Binney (November 24, 1866 – December 17, 1934) was an American entrepreneur and inventor, who created the first dustless white chalk, and along with his cousin C. Harold Smith (born London, 1860 - died, 1931), was the founder of handicrafts company 'Binney and Smith, which marketed his invention of the Crayola crayon.
stay butthurt m8

btw the guy you posted invented washable crayons but you are a butthurt retard who can't read

Bell labs contributed to modern world more than africa,middle east, south america,south asia and some eastern European countries all together