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>Local Community Leader Cleared Of All Charges In Rape Hoax Case

>A Dothraki community leader has today been cleared of all charges after his 'victim', an as yet unnamed Westerosi woman, was found to have falsified her accusations. Khal Drogo, a beloved activist and adventurer, walked free while the woman was seen being placed in handcuffs by court staff.

>Witnesses in the case revealed that the woman referred to Khal Drogo as her "My Sun and Stars" following the supposed rape, calling into question her entire testimony.

>While police are still conducting an investigation, an unnamed source suggested that a world renowned cuckold and white knight may have influenced the woman and her decision to file a false report.

What was the point of removing Jaime from the Kingsguard

Seriously????

Why would you love and respect a man who spent his whole life murdering and raping, especially when one of those people he raped was you? Is Dany mentally unwell?

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>but muh stockholm syndrome

she loved being in power and didnt give a shit about all the other dothraki in the horde who worked their entires lives for a station of influence. typical white woman.

Petition for Jaime to grow out his mane again.

>he never molsted his younger brother in order to maintain control

fuck off faggot

he should have killed her

BobbyB LITERALLY never did anything right

>tfw you use too many fingers

>Meera will never come back
>Clegane bowl will never happen
>Dany will take the throne
Is there any reason why we still watch this?

Because she's sincerely power hungry. She thought Drogo was going to conquer the world and she would be his queen so she was fine with it. Now that he's dead she knows the rape story will garner massive support and patreon bux.

STANNIS

Best tributes coming fucking through.

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>found a new hobby
>go to the comments on a pro-danny video, or any video of the latest season
>say you dont like her or something
>get over 100 replies of hatemail

All white women crave the good dicking that only a strong Arab man can provide

Petition for him to keep it short

>inbred dicklets
Dothraki are mongols.

not his fault that the assassin varys sent was incompetent as fuck

Honest question: Why is her mouth so huge?

Reminder the real fight is between jaime and cersei . Jaime is azor ahai and will kill cersei to create lightbringer, shortly thereafter joining dany's group.

>is Nikolaj Coster-Waldau a goat?

quite possibly

>inbred dicklets

aka whitebois

cersei even keeps her hair short to be more manly, how interesting and complex...

>tfw warging is a ripoff of the shining

Br*tish retardo genes

To gargle horse cock

But arab men have much smaller dicks...

Balerion could fit a hole carriage in his mouth.

its cause they have smaller wives, user

>hole
Oops.

To make room for Drogo's gargantuan Khal cock.

Agreed, this is BS. Euron would never be satisfied with just one finger.

Westeros didn't deserve him

Is he acquainted with the german fistaki technique

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the dothraki sea

not the autist we needed, but the autist we deserved

GREATEST
OF
ALL
TIME

sounds more greek than german tbqh

is bad poosey dead?

bls resbond

Yep. They didnt deserve a child barbecuing arrogant arse. Thank christ thdy never got it

she keeps it short because the faith cut it off

fucking showfags

>Join me or die!
>Now repeat after me: "I am free"

>watching an interview where he talks normally

even his dodgy half dane accent sounds just like jaime, spot on casting imho

book Euron sounds like a raging edgelord faggot to me. prefer D&D

We didn't deserve him either lad.

no and that's the only reason bronn didn't die

show euron is practically victarion with a cross of stupid

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>86128715 #
The greeks invented the bum play originally, but it took the demented germans to try a whole fist.

>not this season cgi

they've really improved

>i'm not here to murder people now bend the knee or get bbq'd.

show euron is just victarion without honour + viking madness / berserker rage

>dickon lol well you wouldnt be the first roasted dick ive had counsel from

This is the point I've made to people in normieland. She isn't a breaker of chains, it's a delusion to suppress her guilt for her selfish desires and ideals.

>what is every war ever fought
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I hope stannis comes back as an white walker or some shit and becomes king

this show is already retarded may as well do it

Bobby B really liked to rile Jaime up.

If they never show zombie hodor I'll burn down D&D's houses.

why not just go nude

She says they are free, but what would she do if Grey Worm came to her and said the Unsullied army wants to leave and return home?

its pretty much inevitable user

>what would she do if Grey Worm came to her and said the Unsullied army wants to leave and return home?
DRACARYS

why did they ruin him

>robert cucking cersei
>cersei cucking jaime
>jaime cucking robert
real cuckfest

SAVE THE WEST
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Jaime is /ourguy/
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Good, maybe missandrei from narth will finally get some cock.

Davos thoughts

>gregor cucks rhaegar

this entire story started because of cucks

at least burning shireen was cool, book stannis is drying paint

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He ruined himself by listening to a red priestess.

They've ruined most characters

kek

Her arms are like hams.

what would cersei do if ed sheeran came to her and said the lannister soldiers want to return home?

jaime's only hope of a character arch is betraying cersei

>>robert cucking cersei
Why did he make Jaime listen though? He didn't know of the twincest, so for what purpose?
>>cersei cucking jaime
This is debatable.
>>>jaime cucking robert
This is correct and just.

BBB is the biggest cuck of them all though
>cucked by rhaegar (even in death)
>cucked by his friend who raised is nemisis' child
>cucked by his wife and raised her 3 kids

When the dialogue said something of this, I had a glimmer of hope that she would fail to claim the iron throne.

cersei isn't calling herself breaker of chains and sniffer of farts though. the Lannister army know whats up. they're in it for the gold

why are you so sexist user?

I doubt he did much raising of those kids.

It'd directly contractict pic related and at this point, if Cersei is pregnant, it would also be increndibly OOC because Jaime loves his children.
D&D are retarded, if they had to do this it would've been way earlier, with a strong plot behind, and no incoming babby.

>makes the hard sacrifice of burning his only child, making him heirless
>this is to save million other children from eternal night
>he is bad and bad for the kingdom

>half-mad targaryen who literally torches dozen of people and was willing to BURN THEM ALL at King's Landing, including children
>brings tens of thousands dothraki to rape and pillage
>burns prisoners of war
>this person is fit to rule

I recommend reading the books, even though it takes time and focus. Also, I hope you realize that Dany will die next season

Yeah but he said that before she blew up the Sept and proved to be unstable and batshit insane

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martin is a legit cuck

The slurp.

>Not Loras and Renly shaving armpits in the bath

Jaime didn't care about the sept and that retarded cult.

explain

Any scene with bran. Doubly so with hodor

Wait a minute, Missandei says that she's allowed to leave Denaerys any time she wants and return to her jungle island, implying that anyone can choose to leave if they want. So why the fuck is she saying "join or get burnt"?

>Jaime loves his children
Yes and she is indirectly responsible for Tommen's death by blowing up the sept.

She's either deluded or lying.

>Dany scoops Jaime out of the water
>incredibly horny after seeing his heroism
>he marries her and becomes king
>glorious Lannister-Valyrian master race
>rape squad sent back to Essos
We can dream.