METAL

METAL

MEN

I legitimately believe Doc Magnus is a homosexual, and his behavior is because he is unable to come to terms with that.

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I dunno, I think that gives him too much credit. He's always dating women.

this is bullshit

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Goddamn it I will always be mad that the Metal Men are not more popular. This is some of the greatest shit to ever come out of the Silver Age and yet it's always overlooked

Doc not wanting the other robot woman, *kisses fingers like a chef*

i was shocked at how out of print they are

I would go read Cyborg if it turned out he was a Metal Man instead of whatever the actual Anatomy Lesson is

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That Metal Men magic

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I got bad news....

It's the reverse

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wait wat

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The end of his Rebirth issue revealed that every major robot character is based off of Cyborg's schematics

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brb drinking mercury

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very classic Metal Men story

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womp womp

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I was worried because this cover seems like a shake up

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Awwww, that's too bad. Second Team didn't do anything wrong. They could have been the East Coast Metal Men.

double page spread!

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nvm, Metal Men gonna be Metal Men

METAL MEN, by god, what would that even mean. Such astounding creatures.

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Once again, I feel the need to point out that Lead isn't even the 3rd densest element on his OWN TEAM.
Holy shit this comic book is written by grade school drop-outs. Or are they intentionally being stupid about science?

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>Metal Men Showase vol 1 is upwards of $100
FUCK

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if they ever get the movie they deserve maybe we'll get reprints

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Cliffhanger!

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Very like wacky/cartoony pose for being shot at

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sorry

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YOOOOOOOU

JUDGEMENT

>I respect your feelings! But...

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BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMMMMMM

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