>Team GB beat China to finish second in medal table
bbc.co.uk
>IDS urges EU exit talks 'as soon as possible'
bbc.co.uk
>'Political correctness' allowing Islamist extremism to flourish in British prisons, report warns
telegraph.co.uk
>Momentum drops pledge to nonviolence from code of ethics
theguardian.com
>London’s Muslim Mayor: Donald Trump Is Helping Islamic State
breitbart.com
first for pakis out
Second for possible american femanon
First for Hitler did nothing wrong.
>last 4 threads this has been 1st post
a post for patriotic anime girls
You can't be serious.
All I did was mash up "Shit was so cash" and the navy seal copypasta with the "normies get out" /r9k/ neckbeard stereotype, run it through a (shitty) "Shakespearean translator", then edit it down so it didn't have the repetition or grammatical mistakes of a copy-paste "translator".
The hardest part is knowing the grammar and spelling differences between time periods, though.
FPBP
GAS THE VIRGINS
WE MUST WAGE TOTAL WAR UPON THE AUTISTIC KISSLESS POSTERS
Also, American slags get out, lest I throw my cook'd biddy at ye.
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nth for Are Yukari
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Is this proof enough?
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nth for virgins
fuck you
>flat inspection in the morning
>flat literally looks like something from Silent Hill and smells of death and piss
>need to clean it up or I'm probably going to get evicted
>lying in bed caning beers and shitposting
why can't they just leave me alone lads
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I'm fine with letting them live if they'd just stop fucking whining. Or at least do their whining in /r9k/.
If you kill us, we win.
If girls fuck us, we all win.
My sides cannot contain the critical mass of kekonium inside the reactor core.
Put your timestamp infront of that book and we'll believe you
femanon, what do you think of male virgins? this is important.
/r9k/ got invaded by normies. The /r9k/ diaspora is a lot like how Cockneys spilled out into Essex as the Pakis and Niggers pushed into London.
nobody cares post nudes or say something worthwhile or fuck off
Wish I was born 100 years ago tbqh.
>you will never be born in the midst of ww1
>you will never be a toddler when your dad comes back
>you will never be a slightly older toddler when he becomes a black and tan
>you will never here stories about the amount of krauts and rebels he slew with his bare hands
>you will never be old enough to emulate your hero when war breaks out in 1939
>you will never be comfy in the phoney war
>you will never shit yourself and swim for your life at dunkirk
>you will never make bacon on your tank in egypt
>you will never banter with americans for being late
>you will never wonder if your being cucked by americans while you're in africa
>you will never revenge cuck italians in sicily
>you will never extra revenge cuck frogs in france
>you will never ultimate revenge cuck krauts in germany
>you will never use the sizzling corpses of dresden to light your fags
>you will never get to kill jews and muds in palestine
>you will never retire and watch everything you love and fought for die
>you will never cheer up a bit in 1966
>you will never die with a smile on your face when victory over Argentina is announced thinking "this is the turnaround."
>Is this proof enough?
No, it's not on her head. Which is what was requested.
Do you believe with the OP and us in the final total victory of the non-virgin posters? Are you and the Normie people willing to work, if the OP orders, 10, 12 and if necessary 14 hours a day and to give everything for victory? Do you want total war? If necessary, do you want a war more total and radical than anything that we can even imagine today?
YES, TOTAL WAR AGAINST THE VIRGINS.
I still don't believe it.
>Momentum drops pledge to nonviolence from code of ethics
>says members should have the right to use violence if they are attacked by fascists or police
>police don't attack anybody who's not being a cunt
>fucking lefty cunts
Real Americans are obese, GTFO.
Well fuck. I didn't know this. Can't you organise and take it back?
Sup Forums is heavily shilled but we all manage to avoid it mostly.
fucking kek, true as well. /r9k/ is invaded by reddit
>"despite warnings"
>Anglos
>white
>idealising all the shittiness of the 20th century
Top cuckoldry.
Also, the "reverse cuckoldry" in Sicily was merely the (((Allies))) "prepping the bull", so to speak.
Bombing millennium-old monasteries and explicitly ordering Morrocan conscripts to rape Italian women is not something to wish for when our generation will be bombing newly-built mosques and the ones "doing the raping", as Donald famously said.
Nah, their numbers are too great. /r9k/ used to be relatively slow.
we try m8. also there's brit/feel/, an outpost of the /brit/ empire
>Are you and the Normie people willing to work, if the OP orders, 10, 12 and if necessary 14 hours a day and to give everything for victory?
14 hours a day? I guess I can cut down to that if you want.
>Anglos
>white
Pick one
Why are you here?
You're cruisin for a bruisin.
post pic of your sharted knickers and we'll know its not fake
well I like dudes that are virgins. (im a loner so i am one myself) hang in there and try to be confident. Also if you can make a girl laugh that's a major plus.
wtf is this shit adults always made it out to be the fucking bomb but now that i've grown up it's shit, why couldn't i just be a kid forever.
pic related me when someone tells me to take responsibility
still, its a laff.
Hollywood writers grab their stories from a pile and put them through a monetization program to decide what bright colours to use and what accents to put on the talking parrot.
Thats why i said hand made (very) short stories you can sell for a quid at events (people like reading short dross to laugh at in groups to pass short moments waiting for people at festivals) and not dig into your funds.
>Anglos
>Shitskins
pick both
ayy femanon wan sum fukk?
I have a posh British accent, and am 6'2
>germany flag
>ethnic german
pick only the first one
>Anglos
>human
yep I hate being an adult
>muh responsibility
>muh independence
>muh contributions
Just let me be a shut in virgin shitposter, bellends
Goys, you got any tips on how to get tired at night? I can wake up at 0400 and not get tired until 0200 the next morning, it makes no sense. How does one get tired like a normal boy?
Go for a long walk.
If you cannot post your face with the screen of this current thread open, put a mirror next to your face pointing to the laptop screen
WHY THE FUCK AM I A WORTHLESS SUBHUMAN VIRGIN
REEEEEEEEEEE IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
literally just don't eat and drink lots of booze
Drink your daily ration of Aryan BLOOD
Anything that helps counter the virgin menace to brit/pol/ is welcome.
t-thanks
Thread ruined by people responding to a shitposter pretending to be a girl.
Haha, Why did you do it!?
Don't go into the back room of any dodge kabab houses to see the limited edition coke cans young lady.
oh... unless you want to.
>tfw even the fat losers from school now have had GFs
>you're still kissless
GET OUT OF BRIT/POL/
THIS IS A NORMIE THREAD FOR NORMIE POSTERS.
k
i frequent here a bit. plus im a bit of an anglophile tbqh
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
As opposed to virgins helping virgins get tired and/or laid? C'mon, you are on 4chin here...
>that one German poster who does nothing but post about the "evil anglos"
Oh fucking hell, it's real.
Well that's this thread over.
I like you Yukari late night poster
>tfw my younger brothers are chads who can walk into relationships as they please
Delet htis
have you ever been to bongland?
>normie thread
>2am
>Sunday night
Night time is NEET time
Lads.
Can't believe I insisted this was fake for so long.
Scrolling through this thread where did it all go so wrong? brit/pol/ used to be the best British general but is now objectively worse than /brit/ and even fucking /britfeel/
The text on the book is in reverse
The text on your card is normal
What fucking wizardry is this?
Lads. Did you just see the closing ceremony super mario skit? It was pretty cool... The PM of Japan seems like a nice chap.
Going for a long walk will only keep me up longer, exercise doesn't induce tiredness unless it's very strenuous and I can't be arsed with mighty exercise at night.
Not a drinker lad.
>pic related
get some bio-oil on that skin you slapper
GET THE FUCK OUT
ORDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
will the honourable gentlemen present please refrain from losing their shit at a member of the opposite sex, thank you.
>i frequent here a bit. plus im a bit of an anglophile tbqh
Oh no you're not one of those le doctor who, sherlock and le tea people are you
>2am
christ I really do need to get it in gear and clean up
>giving her (You)s just for existing
i fucking hate you cunts
brit/pol/ died for months and seems to have been resurrected
stop being a worthless NEET parasite faggot
I'm torn between the two camps because I'm a neet, but I also have a waifu.
Nope. But i really want to go one day. I think ill avoid London tho. is it really as bad as they say?
>anglophile
>writes dates yankstyle
I met one of these on omegle before, she talked to me for a week and then stopped messaging me.
Fake burger, she did d/m/y not m/d/y
Appreciate it lad
I spelled it backwards (using a webcam app)
It's a lazy shop.
All autistic NEET's must be driven out of brit/pol/.
Until this thread is 100% pure normie, with wide social circles and the ability to get with women, we will languish in failure.
Microsoft paint.
she's going to leave you. after the honeymoon period you'll have nothing material to offer. sorry m9
>8-21-16
It's the 22 of the 8th you slapper.
Where would I have to go to find Aryan blood? Germany's been dry as a bone for years now.
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEE
WHO /KISSLESS/ HERE?
WHO /VIRGIN IN THEIR 20S/ HERE?
I live in London. It's alright so long as you steer clear of the East. Central London is a must-see, even if there are loads of tourists speaking parseltongue everywhere.
Also, look at Sandwich. It's a really nice place.
Thanks, shenanigans as usual on Sup Forums
She's put up with my jobless ass for four years so far, I think I'm good.