Kek, Meme Magic, and Squids

So we know that Kek is our God of repeating digits and chaotic mischief in the world. However, how powerful is he? Are Kek's abilities limited by nature or a force greater than himself? For those of you who also subscribe to any religion other than Kek's, how does he fit into your celestial hierarchy? Or is Kek just the ultimate Lovecraftian being beyond all limits of understanding, even that of a God's omniscience?

fuck your frog bullshit

>Leaf
Why am I not surprised?

look into other deities religions to better solve your conundrum

>go out onto balcony (3rd floor) 20 minutes ago
>there's a frog on the wall

PRAISE KEK

Kek is a representation of Chaos, and thus, his power is not what it was before creation. Kek power is unlimited and omnipresent though, as chaos was not obliterated upon creation, but just pushed aside. Chaos is the engine behind all happenings. As long as there is Darkness, there is Kek. Kek transcends creation: He was already here before the beginning and he'll still be here after the end. If you want to know more, look up Ogdoad mythology.

P-praise him!

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so whats being astroturfed tonnite

Witnessed

The great and merciful Kek will eat his most faithful first on the great and terrible day of judgment, leaving those who stand against him to suffer unimaginable horrors before consuming them as well.

Kek, the God of primordial chaos, shall begin the cycle anew and then sleep once more.

Holy shit, I am a believer now.

PRAISE KEK

Witnessed

little tree frogs were on my window this morning

praise him

praise kek, brother

Oh my god

The dubs don't lie.

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kek is but a manifestation of the world seeking balance

Kek is more a force of chaos to combat the overwhelming order the jews are trying to impose on the world.

Just like when we say "jews" as a place holder for the internationalist elite that happen to be a ton of jews and their allies, kek is just the force we are all a part of. Collective willpower aimed to bring liberty to the world = kek

He never left us. It is we who left Kek.

Witnessed

I can feel his presence.

Kek was young intelligent God.

One day he got into an argument with one of barbaric Chad gods.

The chad gods destroyed keks statue and kek was bound to godly sarkofag for a long time. In complete darkness, he entered the millions of planets on the celestial sphere. (represent neckbeard lifestyle in front of computer in darkness)

His mother often brought offering (today its tendies) to his sarkofag, but kek wanted to be left alone, while the centiouris past.

Now he has awoken and will break out of the sarkofag with a billion memes strong.

HE LIKES MEEEEEEEE

PRAISE KEK

OH MY KEK ITS TOO MUCH

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he truly is among us

WITNESSED

Going to go check on the frog outside to be blessed even further.

Two subsequent dubs.

What have you done to please kek so?

>Sup Forums makes first contact with god by accident

BALANCE MUST BE RESTORED TO REALITY

THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO BREAK THE SYSTEM FOR THEMSELVES

IDK I must be doing something right.

Dubs should appear one in 10 posts, this thread is 1 in 5 up to the post I quoted.

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holy fuck stop treating this like a joke
you're fucking with shit that's way too powerful
you don't know what you're doing

THIS ISN'T A FUCKING MEME ANYMORE Sup Forums

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>THIS ISN'T A FUCKING MEME
Of course it is

PRAISE!

I'm catholic and Kek is literally Satan. A fals god. You are all worshiping the devil.

Something wonderful is going to happen tomorrow, isn't it?

i try telling them... fucken freewill and barainwushing

>and bots

OUT OUT OUT KEK WILLS IT

KeK you failed us with a rio happening.

No, Kek is the enemy of Molech. The two are entwined in a perpetual struggle.

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If God was so benevolent, why is there such darkness over the people?

Why must we turn from him to have light?

They are the same thing you dolt

Everyone keep calm and Praise Kek.

PRAISE

Questioning the wisdom of Kek. Repent! He knows when happenings must happen.

There's been so many frogs around my house this summer. I also saw some frogs on a bike ride at a place I stopped to hang out with a cute cat.
CHECKED

Witnessed

I HAVE CAPTURED KEK

HIS MEME MAGIC IS NOW MINE

PRAISE HIM!

You, user, are one of Kek's most valued subjects. Go forth and fulfill your destiny to bring glorious greatness to Lord Kek, user!

One day I came out of work on a particularly rainy day, and there were hundreds of tiny frogs all over the parking lot. Granted the company office I worked in was pretty much lakefront property, I still took it as a sign. Praise him.

Pretty sure monotheism is wrong and polytheism is the truth.

Witnessed

Free him! Lord Kek demands it!

RELEASE HIM YOU PLEB
KEK SHALL SMITE YOU

Lads

Praise Kek

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If you do not release him, Lord Kek shall unleash his raging fury upon you.

It keeps happening!

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Source?

Checked and witnessed. He is strong with you brother.

you don't understand the forces you toil with mortal

Lord Kek does not tolerate the weak.
PRAISE HIM!

PRAISE KEK

Singles and you die, Kek. BLESS MY WITH YOUR POWER AND I SHALL FREE YOU

Kek, please show me the ways of meme magic.

PRAISE HIM!
For he has sent his one and only begotten tadpole
PRAISE HIM!

He has spoken and his will shall be done. Release him.

He IS HERE YOU FOOL!

You can't control chaos you piece of shit. Stop screwing around with a god.

PRAISE HIM!

BLESS HIM

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> dubs

RELEASE

Best.Fucking.Thread.Ever

Why contain it.

I AM THE NEW GOD

KEK SHALL BURN UNDER HOLY FIRE UNLESS HE PROVES HIS EXISTENCE ONCE MORE

kek = get
get = love, desire
El/god/etc = love
kek = El because of the 'get' (an outward expression of love... a '1' versus a '0'. God is 'on' everything else is 'off'. 'kek' is the simplest expression of our Creator's love for us

KEK Speaks through this thread
PRAISE HIM!

thanks alphabet soups... nutten better tah do suhnday nite

Kek lives on.

NOO REEEEEEEEE

YOU CAN NOT OUT SMART KEK!

TIME
TO
STOP

Kek has made his will known

WITNESSED

Wait, is this happening or this faggot got around the anti-scripting measures?

Holy shit my sides
>Cant stump the kek

YOU DARE DEFY KEK YOU PLEB PEASANT

KEK SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL

Free him or Sup Forums will dox you and destroy your life, faggot.
PRAISE LORD KEK!

You're welcome, comrade.

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