>Karl Pilkington: Apparently... right... there's this channel on the internet. >Ricky Gervais: I think you misunderstood something. >Karl Pilkington: No, really, it's, there's a channel 4 on the internet. They have kids, and television, and animals. >Ricky Gervais: Is this a monkey news? Should we play the-- play the intro, do it.
>Ooooh, Chimpanzee That! He's written it down!
>Karl Pilkington: Alright? They show this bloke, from the Batman films, and he's knockin' about on a plane... and they say he's a big guy. I think he sounds like... he sounds like the guy who played James Bond. >Stephen Merchant: Of course. >Karl Pilkington: Now I wouldn't say he's a big guy, I'm probably... I would say I'm probably the same size as him. >Ricky Gervais: Do you have any idea what he's talking about? >Stephen Merchant: I've no idea what he's on about. A plane in the Batman film? Do you mean the third one, with Tom Hardy? >Karl Pilkington: Yeah, he's got a mask on, and he's-- >Ricky Gervais: Karl, what the fuck are you on about, there's a channel on the internet that shows Tom Hardy on the plane in Batman over and over? >Stephen Merchant: That's a good movie. >Ricky Gervais: I thought it was shit. >Karl Pilkington: They say he's a big guy. And then it's, for you. >Stephen Merchant: What? >Karl Pilkington: For... for you. >Ricky Gervais: Don't talk shit, Karl. I swear to god that was the most useless waste of time we've ever had on this show.
Isaac Smith
Is this real?
Christian Scott
It is in our hearts, user.
Jaxson Cooper
Everytime I listen to Karl clips all I can think about is how pathetic Stephen Merchant is. He must be so jealous how Karl is funnier and more likeable than him while not caring at all. Stephen is a huge try hard faggot with no talent to speak of
Logan Williams
Cringe Don't ever lower KP to this level again
Sage
Blake Moore
>Karl >Happily living in a long term relationship, does a few vanity shows, and his standup show sold out in seconds >Stephen >Established writer, gets to hang out in Hollywood, fulfilled lifelong dream of being in a Superhero film >Ricky >Everything he's done that doesn't involve Stephen or Karl has failed miserably and he spends his days lamenting how he can't have kids and shitposting on Twitter
I'm glad Gervais is getting buried.
Nathaniel Clark
He's a sniveling little worm desu
Jordan Hall
>bald manlet twats detected
Xavier Ross
Stephen Merchant is pretty bald as well
Parker Campbell
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Angel Carter
>I ain't no fortunate son, no no no >Creedence Clearwater Revival, Fortunate Son, you're listening on XFM 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais
Leo Anderson
Ricky's new podcast on Sirius isn't too bad desu, kinda laughed when he introduced the new podcast by promising to stick to a professional schedule with more serious topics, then 10 minutes into his first caller they're both talking about shaving their junk with razors.
Levi Murphy
In one show he mentions "Pikelets" and they take the piss out of him for saying something stupid. But he didn't Pikelets are a real thing, they're a thin, freeform crumpet.
Carter Watson
And that was Blur with Out of Time, and now we're... out of time for the show.
Camden Sanchez
...
Jackson Morris
Every caller should just keep asking him when Karl and Steve are coming back
Eli Smith
>and he's knockin' about on a plane
I love you, OP
Kayden Howard
Steve is the glue that holds the show together. Only Karlplebs don't understand this.
Nicholas Johnson
Anyone else legit despise this whole show and everything about it?
Gavin Nelson
Steve is background wallpaper at best and the boring filler for the first 20 minutes during the XFM days at worst
Nathan Edwards
He also lost his virginity at 38 though so he's kind of /our guy/.
Carter Powell
sauce
Gabriel Kelly
>and his standup show sold out in seconds What standup show?
>and he spends his days lamenting how he can't have kids
really? I always presumed him and Jane didn't want them. The marriage thing is odd though, I mean why not at that stage
Benjamin Moore
J U S T
Connor Davis
Karl has never done stand up comedy.
Liam Bennett
Karl doing stand up comedy would he a horrible career move. It makes him come off as a complete fraud rather then a genuine loveable idiot.
Christopher Clark
much better than the christmas specials
David Harris
and yet look at some of the gfs hes had
since becoming rich and semi famous of course though
Brandon Collins
how has nobody snapped a picture of suzanne yet
Evan Adams
she literally had a cameo in The Office people are failing to realize it for a decade now
Oliver Hernandez
did they even know each other back then
Isaac Ross
defo, the xmas specials were filmed during one of the first couple XFM seasons. Karl already in a spotlight with a bunch of Suzanne stories
Tyler Reed
she is incredibly fat and gross looking no wonder karl won't marry her