If you can't grow a decent beard you aren't allowed to post on this thread you fucking low T faggot

If you can't grow a decent beard you aren't allowed to post on this thread you fucking low T faggot

>have to hide double chin and call others faggot to feel manly

>Be me
>Be Iranian
>Raven-black head hair
>Androgenic hair is ginger/red-brown

What did they mean by this? Fucking dilemma honestly though. Grow a beard, show natural red hair to make the Stromfaggots leave me alone or be seen as a terrorist by normies because beard=terrorist?

Your beard looks like shit dude, not even trying to be ironic. Learn to take proper care of your beard, groom it

>if u no hairy u bad

>Be me
>Have lumberjack style beard
>I truly hate it I need to shave twice a day just to keep it on check
>Finally fed up with it and had it laser remove it
Best decision of my life

Now you can't hide your identity naturally.

>growing beard for retarded reasons
Do you look better with beard/facial hair or without, this is only thing you should be concerned with.

>be me
>decide to be original and grow moustache
>end up looking like Janusz
>shave it
My grandmother told me that some of her ancestors were from Eastern Poland/Western Belarus, so that might be the reason.

>having a beard

>gets beard
>loses hair
hmmmmm

Fuck off back to Iran is my idea

20% of Austrians are completley autistic when it comes to identity. Imagine dealng with a Stormfaggot cop,clerk or government employee. It becomes annoying very fast. Luckily I can spot that kind of people quickly and sometimes I pretend to be french with a french accent to smooth things out(it does actually work). I already have long hair to not be spotted so easily and 25% CYKA BYLAT ancestry makes me passable as european to most. Having a ginger beard would help i think because everyone thinks pale skin and red hair is exclusive to MUH ARYANS

:O

Only if you leave to Russia at the same time

Are you a female?

>tfw cheeks come in blond and thin as fuck
>tfw doomed to wear meme facial hair styles

At least you don't look like liberator.
Or do you?

Nah, face is too long to look like your average mong, although when I quit shaving completely for three or four months while trying to figure out how my facial hair would grow I ended up looking like Rasputin.
I think I look better clean shaven, but gf bugs me until I grow something.

Me to a >t.

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huh, funnily enough I just shaved

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Could be worse

I can't grow beard because it doesn't grow around my mouth. I mean my moustache and beard are not connected. I'm from Caucasus, 21 (almost 22), what should I do?

It looks like pic related, but my moustache is not so wide.

You look like a fucboi

>he has to hide his weak jaw
LOL
t. can grow full beard easily

Oh great Genghis, teach us your ways

Shave

1. stop having weak genes
no need to thank me

i shaved it but i still got my moustache

B-but user, I want to have a fashionable hairstyle with beard...

Beards are really popular around here.

Then grow it out and and embrace your ghengis genes.

How's this?

I hate shaving my beard regularly. One of the reasons I left the military and I have a ok jaw, not square headed tho.

>implying I can or even want to grow something like that

Curse these Varangian-Algonquin-Germano/Frankian genes I was cursed with...

Oh wait. Nah, I'm good, but thanks anyway Genghis!

Do bad beard genes even exist among nordics?

Bad genes don't exist among nords - period.

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Sorry, the thought of Finnish Heritage Diseases puts me into mild hysterics.

Finns will be finns

Nigga, YOU can't grow a decent beard. You have a neckbeard and a wispy mustache.

Finns can't grow beards for the most part, Scandis usually have good beards though.

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I'm able to let my beard grow. I'm thinking of having the same beard style as Tzar Nicky, so I'm letting my mustache grow more than my beard

>not having an overgrown terrorist beard
Why live

I have to readjust my beard goals

I'm a Jew and the hair on my head is dark brown but my facial hair is light brown, black, blonde, and platinum blonde. . . .

I wish I could achieve this.

Hello fellow mutt, how are you doing today?

>my facial hair is light brown, black, blonde, and platinum blonde
My head hair is jet black, my facial hair goes from jet black to ginger and blonde. That's normal.

I'm hapa (I look very very Asian) with jet black hair. There's a couple spots in my "beard" that are strawberry-blonde, the rest is black.

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Mate you failed at covering your eyes

Sup?

You didn't do a good job covering eyes lol

>Circle spot on the chin
>Long thin moustache
>tfw goat beard or pedophile moustache are my best options

Okay, how about yours? I found a gray hair on the top of my head recently, so maybe all of my hair will be the same color soon.

Beards are for chinlets and muslims.

Looks japanese.

THICC

Superb job on that censor.

Nice beard

Come home Nordic man

Maybe. I wish all of my hair was dark, though. I don't like light hair.

oh nononno

Could be worse, it's fucking cold outside and I have to walk 40 kilometers tomorrow in roughly 19 degrees Fahrenheit because I'm too cheap to buy a subway ticket (need to lose weight anyway though)

>this guy has the same last name as me
>and the same "beard"
W-what am I

brother they will assimillate u....

a f*Nnoid

Sorry, I like being a Slav, I2a + R1a1.

Does your beard actually keep your face warmer? Mine is long and covers my face but I don't think my face is any warmer than when I didn't have it. It seems like a lie to me.

You FOOL! Now when I go to south korea, I'll be able to identify you!

can't have them both m8, unless you have 2 dads

What was the point in putting some transparent shit over your eyes, we all see your face anyway.

I shaved it last friday, I hate having a beard. I wear a scarf in any case I wouldn't be able to tell the diffrence.

I mean i guess.

hehe

Don't like the itch, jaw sharp enough to slice through a block of cheese, the hairy sections of my faces don't link up well and I've got fair hair.
Stubble is more sexy anyway.

That was a joke. Not a very good one.

Trimm your entire face to 3mm to leave a "stubble"

Clean shaven is for fags.

Nevermind that Haploautism generally makes little sense and is very unscientific and is almost exculsively used in the autism forums of the internet.

r8 my beard Sup Forums

t. butthurt Shitranian
T H I C

Guess my race

That's some hardcore american-tier "muh heritage" posting lad, chill.

10/10 you might say your beard is worthy of....royalty

young Varg/10

Could atleast bother with posting something more recent

Paki

Would smash Christians with you.

>Never cite any soucres in Halop Infographics
>Not very commonly used in repected science like Anthropology
>Shifting through sources lands you in Zetaboards, a forum for Autists spreading WE WUZ misinformation
>People get butthurt if you criticize their pseudoscience

the only one who got butthurt here was you tho.

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Nope

>2 guys make a joke exchange about haploshits

>(you) start mouthing off at random

Wonderful world we livin.

nobody cares. stop fueling the fire

Or so you claim.

yeah. that looks some stupid shit to me too, it’s raw..

I have the same problem and it fucking sucks but people have told me that it suits me so I keep it idk.
Pic related, I have similar beard like De Gea but my moustache is not that thicc