So...Thanos,
He sits?
So...Thanos,
He sits?
Leave thanks alone, his lil leggies get tired :(
They're trying SUPER hard to build up to the scene where he gets off the chair and solos the entire team.
You know who would have been a better Thanos than Josh Brolin? John Goodman
>leans down
>takes is boot off
>throws it
>OHKO's everyone
he is a big man
Well, there's one thing he certainly will NEVER do.
Fuck Death.
he's moved on and is now courting Death's sibling/counterpart/other half, Oblivion
maybe he has a super comfy chair and he doesn't want anyone to call dibs and sit on it the moment he gets up
The second he stands up his half brother Ryan's going to steal the chair and change the channel on the TV.
For you...
Does he poop?
yeah, thanos. he sits. sometimes he talks as well.
you really don't want him to get out of that chair.
ok, admittedly we want to see what happens when he does; but nobody in their right mind wants to be the person who makes that happen.
except Peter Quill. he's an idiot. the piss on the fence to see if it's electric kind of idiot.
Because he fits
> cliff hangar ending of Infinity War will be Thanos slowly standing up
Move your feet, lose your seat.
Checks out.
In the chair?
>Darkseid ripoff trying to be as classy as Darkseid when He seats
Trips gets it.
I mean, why get up if there's no reason to get up?
Hey if I could get away with sitting on my ass all day I would.
Hemorrhoids, user.
HE'S MANSPREADING!!!!!!!!!
But he already did that, after the first annihilation.
>Darkseid
>classy
Nigga showed off his junk for decades, nobody wants to see his craggy grey balls.
If Darkseid and Thanos were in the same room and there was only one chair, who would get it?
>implying that isn't how he will enslave you forever
Darkseid IS going to.