Person walks in the room

>Person walks in the room
>I immediately change the channel even though there's nothing to be embarrassed about

i always alt tab back to my email whenever someone enters my room or sits next to me

>my buddies engage in yet another convo about recent movies they've watches, all of which are capeshit
>remain silent and as visibly disinterested the entire time, to make it perfectly clear that capeshit is horrible and IDGAF, and even though I've known them for the past 11 years, they're a bunch of hopeless normies with shit taste.

That's good user, don't let anyone know you. Be vapor.

> Trying to sound cool that you sat in a corner playing Gameboy while everyone else is having fun

Why not just be verbal and tell them their taste is shit? If they're your friends then the bants is all in good fun

fuck off, shortcutfag!

I've no idea how to offer anything in the conversation, since I know fuck-all about who the main villain in the last Thor movie is, or what the Avengers is about.

>Why not just be verbal and tell them their taste is shit?

I don't want to be vocal about it and show my full power-level in public. I pretend to be a normie and have been doing so since before high-school. I like to try to pass for a normie as much as possible and keep a social life

I bet you right click and press "copy" and "paste" too you normie

shortcutfags are degenerate SCUM

>sitting on laptop, browsing Sup Forums, listening to some nonsense on youtube, searching some obscure words and animals on google, also porn in an incognito thread
>whatch doing user
>uhh click on the folder on my desktop I have of textbook pdf's and act like I'm scrolling through them

You know you could just google it and find out, right? If you're pretending so hard to be a normie it's not a ton of effort on your part.

>show my power level in public
Literally no one cares, especially if you're good friends with them. At worst you'll look like a nerd, at best an enthusiast.

'Pretending to be a normie' is the dumbest shit I've ever heard

thats the most autistic thing ive read today

I've always been like this around my family. I also hate picking a movie to put on around people because I get anxiety about them enjoying it.

>googling about le superheroes
JUST

>having a social life
you're pretty normie, normie

>sister walks in room.
>I immediately switch the app, even though there's Nothing to be embarrassed about.

>watch a movie
>central conflict is all over a misunderstanding
>pause movie
>stand up
>start pacing around the room, thinking of all the ways it could have been resolved

>emotional scene
>watch it
>pause and rewind to experience it again
>repeat until I feel nothing and only then can I finally move on
I'm twisted haha

My friends would always just capitulate to everything. The conversation would go
>Did you see X?
>Yeah, I didn't like it
>Why not?
>[explain]
>Oh. I see what you mean. I still liked it though.

Not very interesting.

>Use alt+ctrl+del to access the task manager

Fucking savages

I always pause whatever I'm watching because I know that the person is going to start talking or making a bunch of noise and I don't want them ruining my kino experience.

>we hacked your shit
lol

>moms husband wants to watch his sports
>give him the remoty willingly and leave the room

>moms husband

If you're still underage you can easily get your stepd*d behind bars.

I do the same, I change the to the news channel, I never show any emotions, I never laugh or smile when someone's around and something funny happens on tv, if I'm on the computer and someone comes near me I open the task manager and pretend I'm busy.

>to make it perfectly clear that capeshit is horrible
> I know fuck-all about who the main villain in the last Thor movie is, or what the Avengers is about.
Stop getting your opinions from a korean plate spinning forum and think for yourself

fuck I do this too, especially with sex scenes.

there are like three people I feel comfortable showing emotions around, everyone else probably thinks I'm a fucking android.

>movie has romance in it
>get depressed

You're the worst kinda nigga.