What's the Kid Cuisine of television and film?

What's the Kid Cuisine of television and film?

Direct to DVD CGI animated features

I love these covers. It's like they're mathematically made to be as generic as possible.
>those two guys on the left

Video game movies

>sweet corn
>ravioli
>chicken mcnuggets

What is the brown stuff though?

Bile

anal sauce

Getting hungry lads

Ignore the reddit meme replies. It's actually mushroom gravy.

MCU films.
Formulaic mass-produced garbage that appeals to dumb Americans.

Penile surplus

Star Wars, Capeshit and all big budget fantasy films post-LOTR trilogy

DC

pudding

Pudding. But the question is, what is that white thing in the pudding?

>ravioli

It's a penis cookie. You dip it in the pudding. This is how the Jews turn our children gay.

Someone spent time on this

This is somebody's favorite movie.

I bet it's corn or something. I used to eat this disgusting shit when I was a kid myself. This just brings back bad memories.

Real talk I haven't eaten in days and that looks super good.

>lads
>not "guys"
when will british fuckers learn to speak english

It's a cookie, you dingus.

If this wasn't right it'd be Rick and Morty.

everything from Illumination Studios

I don't remember that shit ever coming with cookies unless they changed it. I only remember pieces of other food getting into the pudding.

DRIED OUT CONDOM

>he didn't grow up in the kinoest of times

Haha get fuckt

Corn?

You fucking ingrate!

I have experience with those Kid Cuisines. I remember the corn getting everywhere. Oh God, the corn.

No movie will ever be as kino as Kid Cuisine.

K.C. Penguin loved you more than your parents.

Gar-mon-boz-ia!

>No movie will ever be as kino as Kid Cuisine.
>K.C. Penguin loved you more than your parents.
If you ate kid cuisine it meant you were neglected by your single mother.