Why won't she come to Sup Forums ?

Why won't she come to Sup Forums ?

Because only legendary old-school TV actors like William Shatner visit Sup Forums

It would involve her admitting she browses Sup Forums

because we would ask her to show her pits

because all anyone would ask her on here are for feet pics

Because faggots here would say retarded shit like "let me sniff your farts" or some other disgusting shit.

I want to lick her teeth and tongue punch her brap factory

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yeah, but what if she actually let me?

She either doesnt know what forchan is or hates it like most normal people

kys faggot

It's like poetry

Because people on Reddit won't bombard her with posts asking for pictures of tits, ass and feet

GOD I HATE THAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HATE HATE HATE

I HATE THE FEELING OF SCRATCHING PAPER, THE NOISE, THE TOUCH

CAN YOU IMAGINE TEETH GRINDING PAPER? AH OH GOD

Edgy antifa would tell her to go back to pol

We used to be an okay-ish fun place with a bad reputation
Now we deserve that reputation, and the only people that want to associate with us are foreigners that don't know better.

Lol that paper looks so fake. Look at the teeth

I have this breed of autism too user

I want to make out with butthole desu

that's why we can't have beautiful things

But she was already at reddit.

We'd just continously ask her to sit on our face, so probably for the best

JUST

Haha another classic Sup Forums moment!

I'd ask her for butt size measurements

what is this from?

>Why won't she come to Sup Forums ?
Why wont you stay on reddit?

stabby mcstabberson

Fuck off Bill

PICKLE RICK comes here too

BASED

>PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP

Ask her if she had a nice big fart during this scene.

Carlos!

Sup Forums and Sup Forums have always been like this, newfag.

what movie is this from?

fail

She always had an amazing body but she completely fucked her face up with plastic surgery, who let's these people think all these procedures are a good idea? They look like fucking martians now, i don't even want to see her face anymore, so sad.

your post is sad
sad!

new TV show on USA network, the Sinner

Because Sup Forums is only for sperglords of the highest caliber and no celebrity would be caught dead here.

hey wait a minute. how did you get this without the usa watermark?

>not knowing she's been the one spamming the Biel webms from the start

I'd catch them alive

dem crow's feet

>Why won't she come to Sup Forums ?
because you retards will spam BBC pictures and webm

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Because we'd be spamming the thread with weebms of her ass, arms and back accompanied with tonnes of 'ywn' moping from faggot ass bitches.

She has always seemed like she'd be a stuck up bitch in real life.

>Why wont she come to Sup Forums
Cause this place is shit desu besides I would prolly be an autist and just ask workout advise

>Go on Reddit
>Get to interact with famous people and have intelligent discussion

>Go on Sup Forums
>Get called a nigger or a cuck

Hmmmm which one is suppose to be the shit site again?

>ask her in person
>she hits you with that strong arm of hers
>get another fetish fulfilled instead
literally nothing could go wrong

me on the right

HELLO, REDDIT!! UPVOTE!!!

Don't forget the faggy mods on leddit

That's not the meme unfortunately

>Go on Reddit
>Get to interact with famous people
There's plenty of famous people who post here, they're just anons like everyone else which is the beauty of it.
>and have intelligent discussion
>reddit
Hilarious.

>Go on Sup Forums
>Get called a nigger or a cuck
Yeah most likely it was Shatner. You nigger.

>tfw pic on right is from Sup Forums self identifying before reddit even existed
The internet hate machine was fun while it lasted, but it couldn't last forever. What does.

not gonna lie - i share some of those traits from both sides tbqh...what am i ?

>what am i ?
Stupid frog poster. Now and forever.

a tumblr newfiend

more biel

kys dumb pepecuck

oh..okay

She looks so much like my uncles wife, she's a bit older but she's still got it.

post pics of your uncles wife

me too except with the sounds of scratching or rubbing cardboard
makes my ears bleed

Jessica Biel is on another level of hot

Don't worry. You're here now. And you're never leaving. Ever. E V E R

why are you here hypocrite?

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>she will never sit on your face

daily reminder

look at this roastie begging for attention
look at it and laugh

because this website is garbage

fake her name is jessica timberlake