BREAKING NEWS:

Trump can't pivot! He is literally a sperg lord with no control online. Seriously all he has to do is not sperg out. What's he doing? He has no control... I kind of feel sorry for him.

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So he's basically /pol. Does Sup Forums ever win IRL?

Is he looped?

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youtube.com/watch?v=b190l1JVBdo
>The debates
>Trump and Hillary are center stage
>Earlier before the debates Hillary scarfed down a lot of Mexican and Middle Eastern food to seem more culturally enriched
>Right off the bat Trump starts decimating Hillary's ass
>Hillary's brain start to short circuit
>Next thing you know her diaper is getting loaded and loaded and loaded with unending amounts of elderly woman poopy
>Hillary tries to stay cool
>U-Uh... the reason we should let more Syrian refugees into the country is... uh
>Poopy is still flying out like money out of a piggy bank
>Her diaper rips despite double padding and it starts getting into her pants and some chunks onto the floor
>Next her pants rip and poopy is getting all over the stage
>She makes a face similar to the balloon one only with her eyes closed because she is orgasming at the sensation of fresh poopy fleeing out of her bottom
>Poopy starts to flow to where the audience is sitting
>Republican side runs away, democrap side grabs her poopy and rubs it on their skin because they believe it's some sort of symbolic way of supporting Muslim rights
>Trump looks smugly at the camera knowing that he won this debate without even saying anything
>Trump wins nom
>MAGA

jesus christ we have to make this man president

do people on this board actually think trump has a chance or is it all memes? I got into some pretty quality arguments earlier that made me feel that people here actually support him but it can be legitimately pretty hard to tell desu

He's a boomer and soccer mom. They latch onto things. Hey look at me using Twatter like the cool kids. Democratic nominee? Me. In a wig. Well. A secondary wig that is

Better than the faggots who have mastered the art of dancing around questions and never saying anything.

he certainly has a chance. you would be silly to deny that fact. i would prefer him to clinton.

>that pic

Fucking saved.

Is that the same Morning Joe that was listed in the DNC leaks? Donny is a blue pilled pushover who thinks he's a journalist. Trump is right.

>people here actually support him
I support the one who isn't gonna rapidly escalate the situation in syria, causing an even bigger refugee crisis

It's mostly memes and some people who mistook memes for reality. Sad!

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but the dude who doesn't wanna rule out the possibility of nukes against isis is gonna bring peace to the middle east fucking KEK

>taking another man's pepes
go back to pleddit

I wish we could get a politician who would nuke mecca.

>soccer Mom

He may be a lot of things, but he isn't a degenerate like you have chosen to normalize.

Trump didnt say "were gonna use nukes"

Hillary has said that the progress of the rebels is too slow and she will definitely act, maybe even invade like obama wanted to

He wont win

>Trump didnt say "were gonna use nukes"

but he didn't say "I wouldn't use nukes"

any world leader who suggests that the offensive use of nukes is a possibility has absolutely no business being in charge of them

He will win

I'm seriously considering he might have crippling autism.

Do you trust Justin with your nukes?

Oh wait....

His victory is assured.

This was honestly hilarious

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That's backwards logic.

Would you own a gun if you were not prepared to take lives? No, you wouldn't. You'd be a liability if you did. This however doesn't imply that you wish to run about shooting people haphazardly.

Besides, offensive usage was never implied.

Why does Canada post so much? There is about 50 Canadians and they all live on the border of the U.S.. Are they the most irrelevant Western nation?

Shut the fuck up pussy, there is no better way to die than being vaporized in a nuclear blast.

Don't get too confident user, we need 60-70% of the vote to overcome their chicanery.

>1 post by this id

Sup Forums is one of the largest boards, and most of the others hate us (meaning there are a lot of cross-board shitposters). There are many different opinions on Sup Forums, most of which can be expressed without activating Maximum Hugbox mode (inb4 "there is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish"). There are many people who support Trump here.

When he first came out as an isolationist, protectionist, anti-war candidate I was very much in his camp. Since then he has done more and more dumb shit and flip flopped enough that I don't really care anymore, but that's because I have the luxury of being a leaf so I'm not stuck with Hillary if Trump loses. If I were American I would be shilling for him to anyone who would listen.

Also there are a lot of underage retards who come here to post "lol fukc niggres" and /r9k/ memeposters etc. The quality of discourse has gone down as of late. Despite all of this, yes, there are certainly many pro-Trump people on Sup Forums and not all of them are /r/donald newfag pieces of shit.

who's Donny D?

> This is what they consider losing their shit

How does it feel to have the constitution (and smell) of shit-logged paper?

It shows he's human

>things republicans tell themselves when they lose.

you guys haven't had enough votes to elect a president in over a decade now. Denying it isn't going to make liberals and moderates flock over to your side.

the first step is admitting you have a problem

> new polls coming out showing him ahead

>meaning that it's likely he's neck and neck at least

> autistic leafs are like "MUH MEME CANDIDATE"

> voted a brainless Ken doll infamous for being stupid into being PM

Big Hill, Big Hill
A crown grows out her head
Big Hill, Big Hill
To Arab gold is wed.
Tear down the border,
Take those guns away,
Big Hill, Big Hill
I'll vote for her today.

Big Hill, Big Hill
Queen of ghetto slums,
Big Hill, Big Hill
To Goldman Sachs she comes.
We are ye servants,
We are ye transvestites.
Big Hill takes money from Qatar
To fight for womyn's rights.

get your head out of the sand idiot, offensive use was absolutely implied
washingtontimes.com/news/2016/apr/28/donald-trump-wont-rule-out-using-nuclear-weapons-a/
ignore all the covering of his tracks here and you can see what he's actually saying: "I won't be afraid to use nukes against people just because their brown and muslim"

thanks lol i just came over here to have some fun trolling (and it has been fun getting to know the mindset of this place) and I really couldn't tell who was just messin around and who was serious

>one poll out of 30 shows him ahead
>29/30 show him losing badly
>you believe the one and ignore the 29

>"I won't be afraid to use nukes against people just because their brown and muslim"


lol, okay you got me, you're shitposting. Well played.

WAHHH SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING THAT UPSET ME

literal fucking sjw

Romney won independents

but Republicans hated him
hopefully more show up for Trump

If you publicly state that you aren't willing to use nukes, they stop being a deterrent.

If there ever was a Sup Forumschurian candidate, he's it. Any future pres. candidates will seem disappointing in comparison.

>enemy is a loose group of kebab that use shock and awe to recruit and terror to attack
>A nuke would out do any shock and awe kebab can do and scare the living shit of anyone who survives
>they can't strike back

Will leafs ruing 'Murican posts when they get anexed?

The media is garbage, everyone knows this. Its a fucking tweet no one will give two fucks about, I give no fucks about it, no one on this board gives a fuck about it, no one in the real world gives a fuck about it.

Are you a faggot? Do you suck dicks?

what the fuck is the name of the place where all these webm come from

MAD doesn't require that you suggest offensive use tho desu

nigga the amount of innocent lives that would be lost would turn the entire world against the USA for the rest of eternity (if there's anybody around who didn't get vaporized to be mad about it)

Republicans are about 1/3 of voters.

if every one of them came out to vote for Trump he still wouldn't win.

He needs moderates and liberals too. That's the hell of it, you can't play one side only and win.

a guy in a freaky rabbit suit who time travels and doesn't afraid of nuns

He's winning with independents already.

>believing shill polls that are coordinated by time warner, one of hillary's top donors

This reminds me of that one scene in The Sopranos.

But the polls are skewed!
Romney 2012!

>middle east
>innocent lives

>numbers pulled out of ass

Ummmmmmmm. Epstein. And melania's escort status. Some guy said a Mexican cucked him this one time. Also gif related

yeah, but he's pissing off large fractions of his own base.

which is weird. I mean he's always been a racist homophobe, but he's also been a leader at promoting women. So it's odd that he does things that anger half of the country when he should be pointing to his record in business of employing women and promoting them.

>Epstein. And melania's escort status.

So, guilt by association rumours and outright lie. Gotcha!

We always win, even when we don't

>believing infowars
>believing breitbart
>believing fox news
>nbc are shills
>nyt are shills
>all major newspapers are shills

oh someone posted a poll that shows trump in the lead? SHILL STATUS REVOKED #MAGA MSM BTFO

exactly!
thank you, Mr. Rove.

post your "unbiased" polls

Yeah, conservatives, those defenders of women.

What, are conservatards upset that he lets his women out of the home unassisted unlike you and your Paul Ryan-invited muslim refugee friends?

is this opinion real tho? do you actually believe it? this is kinda what i was getting at earlier, like how much of the white supremacy insanity is real? its hard to tell with politics

> NBC

Caught in the DNCleaks literally taking orders on how to report from the DNC

> NYT

Owned by a Mexican businessman who personally profits from US remittances.

the poll that showed him in lead was LA times, which has always shown him with higher ratings vs other polls.

>implying nbc and nyt arent actual shills, as well as cnn
>being this much of a autistic leaf

No, no, polls are always 100% correct, which is why Brexit lost badly.

I'd accept the casualties if it ended all the shit in the middle east for the rest of time, yes.

Just like how when we nuked thousands of Nips the world turned on us then huh?

the world didn't understand nukes at the time you fucking dumb piece of shit, its almost like time and context changes people's understanding of things

yeah, true.

if that gives you something to cling to until November then run with it.

Election polls on this side of the pond have been calling it how it is for decades now.

Nobody cared when Japan was nuked, why would they care if ISIS was nuked?

Especially when anywhere outsides of liberal and Suni communities they are hated.

underrated.

So let's face it, Trumps autistic.

Only reason why Brexit won was because London had really bad rain the day of that day and most of the leftists there couldn't be bothered to leave their homes and vote.

As long as Sup Forums has things to bitch about or make fun of, Sup Forums wins.

So am I. Literally couldn't be better. Hates minorities as much as I do, spergy, loves money. What do I not like about him again? Well the anti-vaxx stuff is silly but most is legit.

I wish someone would nuke us so it'd get rid of people like you. The middle east is beyond saving.

obvious ctr is obvious

Polls are taken by calling people's landlines. Most people don't use those anymore. They are not a representative sample.

There's a NUMBER of issues with comparing this elections to previous ones.

1. There are provable links between Hillary and Trump and Trump being a legitimate outsider to the quite frankly one party system unlike McCain or Romney.

Have you EVER seen what happened to Trump or Sanders happen before? Now add the DNCleaks, and tell me if you'd be surprised at oversamping.

2. Poll oversampling. You may say they're using 2012, but Trump supporters are far more excited about it than Hillary ones. This is the reason Romney lost.

3. Trump supporters have legitimate reason to be afraid of stating their allegiance. How scared were Republicans to admit they're voting Romney? This means he probably has silent support - this is like Brexit too.

4. Yougov, which does polls in the US too and is considered reliable, had Brexit down by 4.

you are a retarded gay girl

yeah, because liberals don't exist in real life, right?

keep your head in the sand. Eventually the GOP is going to cut you guys loose too. They have to if they want to survive.

Ok. Add it to his 35,000 lawsuits

At least he didn't call him "Donny Douche"

>white supremacy

Nice buzzwords, friend. I know that as a Canadian, most likely 18 - 25, and probably in university, anything even vaguely right-of-centre is basically "the Nazis are here, run!"-tier but come on.

That said, there actually are stormfront posters here but most of what you're identifying as "white supremacy" is probably ethnonationalism, which is a very different story.

Donny D is not little. Not this time donald.

>Owns big company
>People are surprised he gets sued a lot

Why do the fucking retards that make these threads think that his twitter account has any influence over his voters?

"well seeing how trump is only presidental option-" " yeah but he tweets mean things..."

"oh nvrm voting for hillary lulz :^)"

>Ummmmmmmm

This tells me you're either a stupid Tumblr cunt or a normie faggot. Either way gas yourself you faggot.

rare?

>Have you EVER seen what happened to Trump or Sanders happen before?
no, but it's expected when you've got a generational rift that's splitting the parties.

it's weird that it's happening to both sides at the same time, and it's weird that Trump won while Sanders lost.

Regarding polling, you may be right. I don't really mind if you are. But I doubt it. We'll know pretty soon either way.

Sounds like you just can't handle the presidential bants.

Good job

Why don't white supremacistst (I am an ethnic nationalist) just point out that White people went to space while niggers where still banging sticks (they still are)

And that white are objectively superior if we look at achievements.

I never understood why they don't do the easy thing and use reasonable arguments.

Its why we love him

Trump is an American Julius Caesar and his ascent will mark the beginning of the American Empire.

>poopy