Miss me yet? Hope your RLM hipster ironic yuck yucks were worth it

Miss me yet? Hope your RLM hipster ironic yuck yucks were worth it.

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>tfw you realize he was the good guy

>I'm supposed to be upset about Star Wars being shit when its been shit since the fucking 70s

What the fuck is that giant hamster/owl thing?

IT'S REAL

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WHY DOES THIS SHIT KEEP HAPPENING TO STAR WARS

>mfw

That's exactly what Chewie's asking. Look at his eyes.

He's thinking: "Kill me."

Star Wars was never good you faggot nerds.

Those things are adorable. I can't wait to own one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

The general public is going to love them and Sup Forums is going to cry and cry and cry.

I can't wait to make hundreds of threads about them.

Imagine being such a fanboy that you STILL grit your teeth and take in the ASS! Oh yeah, this is ---UUUGGHH ---- gr-great!

The movie will under perform just like tfa

That image is top zoozlezozzle

is it just me or does that think look more than a little bit like le epic grumpy cat

>$2 billion (almost $1 billion in the US)
>underperformed

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cry more, you bitch

Because Lucas never put cartoon-looking aliens in his Star Wars films?

i bet you also think getting an oscar makes a film good, dumbo

>The general public is going to love them
this is true

>Let's just reboot star wars
>and this time we'll make the 'cute' merchandise CGI so we don't fuck it up
>and also add some niggers.

This is the state of America.

I'm a huge star wars fan. It was supposed to make more than avatar. It couldn't even beat titanic. It made a lot of money but no where near what they wanted it to.

>sells to kike company
>i sold it to muh "white slavers"

he doesn't know
nice trips

>youtube.com/watch?v=A94smJ9QJ5g

Literally will never miss you.

The next episode could be rey shitting on a plate for four hours it will still be better than the preeks.

I miss Lucas. Shit films or not; they had great worldbuilding and expanded on the narrative in interesting directions; albeit haphazardly done outside the two Clone Wars cartoons. Disney's shit is just stagnant and repetitive outside the singular nice touch of showing the rebellion as being more morally grey in the otherwise bland R1.

you need better bait

why did you stop making good films bro? Your first two were so promising

>Disney makes shit that's worse than the prequels.
>Prequels are inherently good because of this.

What's the problem? They're just continuing George's proud tradition of terrible, cutesy characters that everyone hates.

the best part is it's not bait.

In a few years this board will be talking about how nuwars is kino just like they do about the preeks now.

>Djsney shoves in cutesy shit for the purpose of selling dolls to little kid

Why is it such a big deal when George did the same thing decades earlier?

>talking about how nuwars is kino
dream on shitskin

Unlikely. TFA was entirely devoid of an original plot or good writing for the majority of its cast. Hell, even the music was forgettable.

Disney wants their Minions after their subsidiary hit gold with Baby Groot

Kathleen Kennedy and JJ Abrams were a mistake. Good luck getting anything done with those two on the "braintrust".

Poetry

All these decades later and Chewie still can't move his lips. What a travesty.

>implying he wouldn't have done something equally as stupid

I'm sorry that thing is cute AF. CUTE.

Can't wait for the Star Wars porg cosplay porn.

unlimited keks

This is a primo meme, good job

thank you for your service

>not trying to control and subvert the core mythology of your enemy
It's like you've never been a Jew before.

youtube.com/watch?v=HenB3gt6SAY

Anybody else see this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Hope your RLM hipster ironic yuck yucks were worth it.
If I could sell them back what would I have in return?

/Thread

>sells his soul for billions
>people think we should fell sorry for him

...

>>sells his soul for billions
>>people think we should fell sorry for him
he was chased out by rlm hipster doofuses like yourself obessing over how much he "sucks" all the time

>I BEATED YOU BECAUSE I WANTED TO FUCK YOU!!!

You know the rest

>prequels come out
>they're terrible on every level and only mindless children, obsessive star wars fans, and contrarians like them
>new star wars movies come out
>they're also terrible, but the general audience finds them favorable
>now suddenly Sup Forums wants the old, familiar terrible back because you're all underage children who grew up with the prequels and can't take off your nostalgia goggles
you're all fucking retards.

So, do you support the shitty sequels?

You realize its possible to say both are bad for different reasons?

Or is that to neurotypical of you?

>nostalgia goggles
Not an argument

A FUCKING MARVEL

The prequels were bad but had heart. The Disney stuff is technically solid but soulless. I'm really not sure which I prefer, but I know I'd much rather the franchise go to another party than stay where it is or go back to Lucas.

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>The prequels were bad but had heart

No they didn't, they were sterile, soulless garbage

TFA and R1 had more heart than the entire prequel trilogy combined

>there are still people who deny the leaks
A Sloth Lord?

Memeing aside what's the point of watching these movies anymore? Your paying yourself to watch a 2 hour commercial, they've made 8 billion off from merchandise for fuck sake

Who keeps making these threads? No, the prequels were not good movies. Stop fucking shilling Lucas.

this

that shit aint worst than the ewoks

based

Nah fuck off nothing will ever top Qui-Gon's death or order 66 in nu-Marvel Wars.

Qui-Gon's death was entirely predictable and ROTS is hot garbage from start to finish

>white supremacy
err... isn't the main character of Battlefront 2's campaign a black woman?

He was never more than a businessman. Selling the franchise to the highest bidder after people realized he was a hack was simply classic Lucas behavior.

>oh no, the mumbling guy with the long hair died!
>oh no, the holograms from the council got shot!

I think she is Indian.
And i bet she will be spy for a "good guys" or changes side quickly, because she will see how bad Empire are.

And wasn't he part of the empire?

I genuinely believe Lucas actually thought Disney would treat the series with care and keep the soul of the franchise that gave it its almost religious appeal strong. Instead they used it to push sallow liberal politics and lazy remixes of OT scenes.
Best we can hope for are good video games down the line and thats not a given.

>I genuinely believe Lucas actually thought Disney would treat the series with care and keep the soul of the franchise that gave it its almost religious appeal strong.

And they did.

I feel like they're 1 for 1 so far

What the fuck are you talking about you deluded mouseshill.

>muh nignog and horsefaced feminist Mary Sue in the Ep 4 plot

good job gen x fags you made this happen

>hating the prequels means liking the sequels
Y I P P I E E

he was also supposed to be kept on in an advisory role. disney fucked him once they had full control.

lolno, disney wars are some of most soulless movies i've ever seen. people are easily fooled, in time people will look back on this trash in the same manner they do the prequels

thanks! I needed this laugh

p.s. fuck you Disney for ruining what was left of Star Wars.

Anyone can see the prequels have some redeemable aspects while Nu-Marvel Wars has literally zero.

I hate him so much. he destroyed star trek and star wars.

Are people even hype for ep VIII?

I didn't see any hype even when trailer came out

it really sucks that best movie (ST Beyond) in the new star trek series performed the worst

None. I used to go to movies every weekend.

Last movie I saw in theaters was Jurassic World.

Everything else is just SJW bullshit vomited up on the screen.

>Dude practical effects lmao
>they are all actually cgi

I knew they will make shit like this
fucking false advertising

I can't think of a single original thing that Disney has made so far in Star Wars that is good. TFA is not original at all. Rogue one is 99% filler based upon the prologue to ANH. The new characters in Rebels suck and the show is dependent upon fan service and reusing EU and clone wars characters. Forces of Destiny shouldn't even be mentioned. Lets not even get started on how shit Aftermath and lost stars, etc are.

They can't do anything original, and even though the prequels are often bad (e.g the fan service involving the fetts) they were bad in an original way which is the difference here. Disney has displayed no originality.

>Anyone can see the prequels have some redeemable aspects
- John Williams' music
- great sound design
- some good alien and ship designs

anything I missed? still more memorable than TFA I guess, but not memorable in a good way

>Miss George Lucas yet?
I miss the Lucas of decades ago, not the prequel-era and after Lucas. THAT Lucas is never coming back.

The worst thing about Disney's buy-out is all these nu-male hipsters coming out of the woodwork to try and be Star Wars fans by just opening and reading off of wookieepedia going HAHA DO I FIT IN YET?

ITT retards forgetting Star Wars are fucking family movies

Yes memorable in a good way. Nobody even remembers TFA because of how bland and derivative it was.

What do you remember positively about the prequels? What great emotional, well-narrated moments? What interesting characters?

originality is overrated, it has no effect on the quality of a movie. a terrible original is not worth more than a terrible knockoff. I'd prefer a well-made knockoff to an awful original - that would have been enough to make TFA better than the prequels.

TFA was o bad that not even worth to remember it

Prequels were dogshit but they are actually memorable and at least we has a lot of memes

Jurassic World was SJW free and that's why Whedon and other Progo Nazi hated it. Hopefully the second one doesn't follow the dying trend. Seriously, someone should tell Hollywood that race and gender pandering got Trump elected.

Order 66 was very emotional versus Han's empty, anticlimactic death.