Do Americans really do this?
Do Americans really do this?
I refuse to believe this as a real phenomena
LOL
How else do you keep your kicks fresh?
>be burger
>place shoes in microwave
>such is life
>he doesn't dry his shoes in the fridge
which is the reason?
>winter olympics is whypipo sport because niggas can't afford skates or skis
>buys 300 dollar jordans instead
after microwaving you have to cool them down
of course we do, it's refreshing as fuck
tell me it isn't so, bro
>be am*Rican
>wear negro sneakers indoors
>bring dog shit, human feces from sharting, trace amounts of drugs into home and into bed by wearing shoes everywhere indoors
>put said sneakers in refridgerator where you also keep your "food"
hmmm
>be swede
>save the thumbnail
I bet it's not even legal in your country, faggot. Enjoy limited-time fresh shoes.
Sweden BTFO
OH SHIT
>americunts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>he doesn't cool down the grease with a few ice cubes so it's at the perfect temperature for crisp golden freedom fries
shygddt
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Is this a real thing? Why? The fuck, WHY?
>europeans drive with shoes on
wtf is going on in this thread?
Do what? Whats wrong with the picture?
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>a real phenomena
>a
>singular article
>phenomena
>plural
it feels amazing :D
val be my gf pls
but we do.
>this pic
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY NOW BELIEVE WE DO THIS EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A LIE THAT STARTED WITH A THREAD ON MICROWAVING GUNS
two towers wasn't enough
Newfriend
That Pepe is Italian.
keeps them fresh and comfy over your warm socks when you put them on
try it sometime, feels great
You have to go back
The world is more fucked than i initially figured.
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FTW People dont know that kills bacteria that make you shoes smell. Enjoy your stinking shoes faggots.
upvote for Sup Forums
you can stay
You can leave the shoes on the balcony for the night and they won't smell.
Putting them in the fridge is the most barbaric thing I've ever seen
do americans really freeze their bread?
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You should actually put them into the freezer in plastic bag. Neht morning your shoes are fresh as new.
ngl I’ve done this with all my clothes before
Im tempted to put my shoes in the fridge...
nah why would we do that doesn't make that big of a difference
i only do this if i buy too much bread
I just did this yesterday.
Thought we would eat 2 but ate only 1 bread and put the other one in freezer. The next morning after the bread defroze it was good as new
ghetto niggas do
gotta have more diversity
For distribution in dem 18-wheelers, m8
'merica is huge, ya know
#rekt
I present, the quintessential American fridge experience
Of course not. Only retarded Negeros that spend all of their welfare money on shoes do this.,
dude people put there shoes in the freezer, it kills the bacteria
also who are you quoting?
my ma does
Wheres the gun
Freezing doesn't kill bacteria
My gf does this.
She's Danish.
What is it with American black people and shoes? And not even nice shoes.
Here, sometimes I also seen African boat people with fancy boots, but they are nice leather boots that look pretty bad ass, not some stupid tennis shoe.
but bacteria are made of DNA
Temperature absolutely affects bacteria.
It stops shoes from smelling a bit, but you should put them inside a plastic bag first.
I do. I only use bread for toast anyway so I figure I might as well keep it fresh for longer.
No we eat shoes like sphagetti for breakfast
All poor people are obsessed with shoes for some reason
Well now my day is ruined. I hope you all are happy with yourselves.
Euroweenies don't microwave their socks
This is true. I grew up on a council estate.
Having the right or wrong trainers was the difference between having friends or being attacked. Working class and underclass children would shun you if you didn't have nike or Adidas trainers. Nike was consisted the preminemt shoe. But not just any nike shoes, it had to be airmax, tn, etc.
Any idea why this is the case?
In the hood instead of putting money in a savings account they spend it on shoes and expensive ripped jeans to make them look rich
Its just psychological peacocking and conspicuous consumption. Everyone does it, but the lower classes, especially the less intelligent among them, are duped into the most vile consumerist form of it. Usually from the trashy television they watch or simply because an item is expensive. It's why Burberry hats took off among them.
>300 dollar shoes
>100 dollar fridge
I wonder what kind of "Americans" these are?
Apparently, Sneaker collecting is not a thing in the rest of the world. Hip-Hop my brothers, HIP-HOP!
Of course. It's really not that weird, it's akin to putting ice cubes in your drink. It's refreshing to slide your toes into a cooled shoe, and the oder is contained and not stinking up your home.
I know it seems strange to a foreigner but it's actually a nice thing to do.
It's incredibly unhygienic though
Also, if your shoes actually smell so bad that you can smell them throughout the house, you probably have a medical condition
Maybe I went too far with the stinking up comment but I just put them in my vegetable draw separate from the food.
This whole thing screams insecurity to me dunno why
That's why you put them in a bag first.
I've never heard of anybody doing this. Just like I never heard of anyone microwaving water.
The Americans saying "it's so refreshing :PPP" are trolls.
Literally every single ''do Americans really...'' thread
Half the Americans say ''of course not, it's just a meme''
And the other half say ''yeah I do it, here's why...''
And I really don't think most yank posters are intelligent or ironic enough to be trolls about stuff like this
Yes this is completely true.
We also keep our guns in the salad crisper or on top of our eggs.
>eggs
Do you mean aigs?
>aigs
>First result
>Search Results
>Asian Institute of Gemological Sciences
You Wut m8?
I will always chuckle at this pic. The bong that made that is a fucking legend.
We also park our cars in things called garages
you got rekt this time sven I have to admit
It's how Americans say eggs
Oh yea, we only say aigs to each other though. We say eggs to non americans.
Its literally called keeping your shoes fresh, not even memeing
>putting your shoes in the fridge instead of the freezer
disdainforplebs.jpg
>He's never had a nice aig'n cheese sandwich
isn't this a Philadelphia accent, how do you know about this?
keeps it fresher longer actually, at the cost of drying it out
don't know where you got that into your head, most Americans say eggs phonetically, aigs sounds like Philadelphia/NJ/Maryland/Delaware
this, feels very nice on your feet
also is that a Beretta? I'm not that familiar with guns and I'm guessing from my limited knowledge
Vocaroo youself saying eggs then
>Honey mustard
only niggers do that
I'm surprised...
Of course not.
The shoes go into a McDonald's bag then into the fridge