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do you even trip bro?

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Why are trains in Britain so expensive while being so shit?

fuck off sambo

>salt and vinegar crisps

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you can literally get to Southend airport and fly there quicker
probably cheaper too

lads who should i listen to tonight out of
joni mitchell
soft machine
time buckley
patti smith

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CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN

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why are some women so illegally sexy?

each company has a monopoly over an area, they can charge whatever they want

these companies are usually foreign too so the profits go straight back to netherlands or japan or whatever whilst we use trains from 1970

Weird, but nice.

Yeah butbl that requires going to Southend

*tim buckley

been lifting and doing circuits all day gonna go gym at 9:30 then gonna get fucked up and lose my mind when i get back until the early morning

i smoke 20 a day and i bet i could outrun you
smoking really isn't as bad as (((they))) make it out to be

idk buckley

sue

quite smart in terms of grades
really retarded in every other sense

might wank but my hands are so cold

evil tory cunts wanted their mates to make some money

just ate a large portions of chips, a large battered cod, 2 (two) jumbo battered sausages and 2 (two) cans of dr pepper. curry sauce and mushy peas on the side.

sue

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greatest song you will listen to this year

Vanessa Paradis

good point I live there any you're too fucking shook because I'd be launching you in front of the jet turbines

gagging for a big cock right now

smart in terms of street smarts and that's all that matters pal

Stefan looks really fucking ill :(

you should be listening to 4-5 albums simultaneously if you want to be taken seriously

alri Timmy Ten Bellies

not on my list you mong

Fat shit

I'm mentally ill

miss being 14 and watching top gear specials

getting sick of listening to the same songs over and over again
what are some britrock/altrock bands that aren't so popular and I might not have heard?

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how

this bald bird has the most disgusting voice
literally *lip smack*
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literally working a 12 hour shift from 9 tonight
hope toilberg is pleased with me

decent lad but not even her best choon
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I eat 1400 calories per day

same lad haha
what's your affliction?

i want to live in a lgbt-friendly society but i also have no issue with mass immigration from cultures where homosexuals are persecuted, imprisoned and sometimes executed.

Dunce genres.

>tobacco costs the nhs £2 billion a year
>cigarettes are taxed at 80%
>diabetes costs the nhs £14 billion
>can buy a 16 pack of crisp for 20p
Doesn't seem fair lads.

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why is natti natasha so sexy?

If you have anxiety/depression you should meditate for at least a half hour every day, you can just feel the neurosis leaving your body and you feel so much better for hours after

Oasis

fucking state of that thumbnail

Granddads funeral was today
They shot the guns off becuase he was in the military
I was one of the pallbearers
They even gave me the shell case to keep

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you have to eat slowly, it took probably 50 mins to get it all down. now i feel all stuffed and happy. got a pack of curly wurlies on the side for pudding in an hour or so.

that's because it isn't
soyboys hate smokers and force them to pay ridiculous taxes, but you can't touch their precious soy products

I reckon it's a combination of things.
I've noticed that most fat people move really slowly so they are probably lazy.
They obviously love food that is just "empty" calories like ice cream, chocolate and sweets.
They may some how convince themselves that they look good in a way and that they don't really care anyway.
These theories are generalisations. Every case of lard is different.

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t. poo nigger

>Bloody uni put ad up offering a free pizza if you vote in their SHITE student guild elections
>Thought I'd have to just vote but turns out I have to listen to the candidates like it's some proper thing
>"Haaai. My name's Jake and I'll stand up for our LGBTQIAKXNGUTUBGTCUNT communuityyyy. Please vote for meeee ^_^"
>This bollocks goes on for 2 HOURS
>The shite I go through just to get myself a sexy personal pizza
>Shite ends
>Vote without even looking at who I voted for
>Get one SOLITARY slice
>It's not even dominos

I think I now understand why people join ISIS lads

bit unfair on other crisps when these lads are still about
literally no one can take the crown

>based on population trends
*closes image*

self diagnosed

This

I’m on near a pack a day and it’s barely effected my cardio as a boxer, I can’t run for shit though but I believe that’s due to my diet

Oi

you are literally 5'4 at best if you struggle to eat 2000 calories
would snap you like a twig you skinny little runt bag

thank goodness im supposedly generation z

any kali uchis man in?

OwO

im in love with you

Too intelligent

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another 12 hour unpaid unitoil shift
wagies dont know how good they have it

I thought it was yesterday x

just found out 6ix9ine is a nonce wtf

h-hi

'sheed

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STOP with the fart posting

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YEEEE HAW
HERE Y'AR SUHN, ONE O'DER CASIN'S FROM DA FUNERAL, Y'ALL LOOK AFTER THAT NOW

Yesterday was the wake
Today we put his casket in the ground

>terrone is shorter than his father
the utter state

about time you saw the real me

i was diagnosed with mong disorder.
because I have problems understanding things, even the most basic things.

those aren't millenials they're gen z

In October 2015, Hernandez pled guilty to one felony count of Use of a Child in a Sexual Performance. Charges were brought against Hernandez after a February 2015 incident where he had sexual contact with a 13-year-old minor and later distributed videos of the incident online.[12] Three of these videos are described in the criminal complaint against Hernandez. In one of the videos, "the child engages in oral sexual intercourse with the separately charged defendant Taquan Anderson, while the defendant, Daniel Hernandez, stands behind the child making a thrusting motion with his pelvis and smacking her on her buttocks. The child is nude in the video.”[13] While Hernandez claimed to be seventeen at the time of the incident, the birth date listed in the complaint against him and in Hernandez's statement to the police shows he was eighteen at the time.[14] Prior to his sexual misconduct charges, Hernandez served jail time as a minor for assault and the sale of heroin.[10]

don't know why i'm classed as a millennial when I was born 11 years before the millennium

yeah I just posted her best choon and you ignored me
fuck off

No one asked you to take that path fuck head.

Is 1998 millennial?

You are so fucking ugly

Soft, doughboy features. Fat body. Terrible posture. Beady eyes. Disgusting facial hair. Terrible sense of style. Stop posting your fucking face here.

well lads
off to toil

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holy shit im depressed. almost felt like crying just now

I thought Millennials were people who were over 18 when 2000 came around?

think i have this

I'm handsome fuck off paddy
I'm coming to Ireland to get a qt Irish wife and you can't stop me
(I'm already 12% Irish)