/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

what the fuck was his problem? Edition

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I really wish David Lynch would help Telltale make a Twin Peaks video game.

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First for Dougie Jones

hold on a second, are you guys trying to meme the bowie scene from fwwm into the new baneposting?

you now remember Thomas Eckhardt

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I can hear lynch doing this guy's voice in his squeaky dumbland voice

what gaem?

>implying it wouldn't be Swery

blair witch: rustin parr

Is that dick tumane dub guy done yet?

So if the original dougie was just a manufactured robot of sorts, is his family also fake manufactured robots? Is sonny jim a fucking synth?

What kind of noise is Leaping Lad making in that scene? It sounds so familiar

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post dougies

reeeeeeeeeeeee

sonny jim blinks backwards

DougieCoop will end up being the soul that the original Dougie lacked. The Cooper we see in the opening scene talking to ???? is DoppleCoop

telltale games suck

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What?

I can't wait to play a Coop who isn't voiced by Kyle and who can only be played as an extreme asshole or an extreme doormat who gets railroaded no matter what choice he makes. That's what Twin Peaks is all about.

Deadly Premonition was obnoxious and people who act like it was a good game much less a good homage to what made Twin Peaks so good in the first place are either weebs or retards.

i like dougie blinks really slowly

also does anyone have a screencap of him imitating the statue?

>sonny jim blinks backwards
got to scene that he is waiting in car

I do remember that

>Jeffries:
>vocaroo.com/i/s0ZN7rBqSQUS
>And the retake of the middle bit: vocaroo.com/i/s0BXRqwiuLI3

>Gordon:
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>And the more shouting version: vocaroo.com/i/s1AFxdEoZXNk
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>Coop:
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>AYUDAME:
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>Albert:
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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>also does anyone have a screencap of him imitating the statue?

worth a play?

Who is the dubfag? Your Dick Tremayne is ready. Tell me what to do.

remember when you thought that the coffee that Dougie drinks in the breakfast scene was going to wake Cooper up

BASED

thank you user

that shot was kino

>tfw severely lynched

strangely it is a sequel to Nocturne
it plays like Resident Evil in the woods
if you like that play it
The Twin Peaks references are not many

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You recorded it? Just post the result

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youtube.com/watch?v=xayP9ErP5Nw

KINO AS FUCK

1) video games is an awful story telling medium

2) there is absolutely no way a Telltale choose your own adventure game wouldn't be a complete bastardisation of everything good about Twin Peaks

3) Telltale are shit at making video games.

I fear the spoilers are true
they are shit
help me

Here you go;
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What's going on with Big Ed's reflection in this pic?

>i like dougie blinks really slowly
That's one of my favorite traits of his, he does everything manually

So...whats going on with Lynch's son?

There not don't worry.

Apparently trying to slice his dick.

Is this real?

He's clearly a fan of Death Grips

>1) video games are awful

jewish programming

Sounds good. I'll try and edit it tommorow are you a bong?

I Break Mirrors With My Face in the United States

>telltale
>shitty visual novel where all the gameplay stems from quicktime events

pic related is a game

Eddie Vedder isn't in Death Grips

Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays in the finale and it confirms that Death Grips was a side project of his with actors paid to be the frontmen.

best oniric scene in the whole season, I could watch him play for hours

Sonny Gym

you like it too?

Swery could make a good Twin Peaks game if he had ever watched. Unfortunately he never has, nope.

He said on Twitter he's watching the new one, lmao

proofs?

I don't understand how you people could love Deadly Premonition yet hate cherry pie and coffee humor considering that's all that game is combined with your usual Swery/Kojima/Suda 51 brand of lmao wacky Jap humor.

Is dougie jones a cuck? sonny jim clearly looks hispanic or south american.

I thought something was going to happen because it looked like Lodge stuff with the spotlight and everything.

He was a cuck, he isn't anymore.

Kyle MacLachlan is pretty swarthy himself.

But yeah, I predict this will be a growing problem in the future as it will eventually be impossible to find white child actors in USA

Let's try to predict what Telltale's Twin Peaks would be like.

>intrusive glitches because no bug testing
>inhouse voice actors and not the cast from the show playing their characters
>probably a prequel that adapts the Pittsburgh story and gives you false hope that you can save Caroline
>if you actually do save Caroline from getting stabbed, she just gets WINDOMINATED in the next episode anyway
>bad attempts at copying Lynch's writing and humor by people who understand neither

Sonny is adopted

>t who gets railroaded

everyone is getting railroaded by the lodge spirits, the main theme of the show is psychological determinism. To the point that the characters this season are completely irrelevant

youtube.com/watch?v=OZCK9Xfhsm8
Wow, part 14 looks like shit.

Do doppelgangers have working sperm or do they jizz garmonbozia?

Janey E forgave Dougie about his two rides just because she knows whats shes been doing at his back all this time when he isnt home.

Theres no way a wife can act like that after being catch with a prostitute

this is the best scene of the season

youtube.com/watch?v=OUdI9V7BrgU

and not because the cherry pie bullshit, the editing and the rythm of the scene is a masterclass

the kino, the kino is too much for my eyes

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Have you ever played a Telltale game?

>main character is offered a choice to save another character/do something potentially game changing/make a choice that will alter the story
>they are teased with this choice over and over
>if you cave and do it, the effects are either negligible or they give you the illusion of being successful only to have it turn out eventually if not immediately after that absolutely nothing comes from it
>if you do nothing, the same outcome happens

There's no point in making any choices in a Telltale game because they already wrote the story out and have an ending and all you're doing is adding fluff to it along the way.

Starring

KYLE MacLACHLAN

the original dougie is not a doppleganger

judy

You're right, it's even worse; he's some kind of golem.

im not that user you think you are quoting

but no, havent played any telltale games i probably never will

When Douglas wakes up, what do you think his first words will be ?

I wish I could be with them instead of being alone at home every single day

Dougie storyline has gave me more happiness than Cooper's one in the first 2 seasons

How did Frank Silva contract AIDS? Was he gay?

>I wish I could be with Candie instead of being alone at home every single day
ftfy

Simulacrum then? Lodge entity? Not sure exactly what the OG DJ was, but he sure wasn't human.

So...whats going on with Lynch's son?

Because DP isn't actually that much of a twin peaks ripoff on anything but the visual level.

What if Phillip Jeffries is Mike?

You need friends too, not just a gf

Is that his dad on the right? He actually looks a lot more like him than David Lynch tbqhwy
what?

i have a lot of friends, but i need a candie in my life

hopefully a less retarded version of candie

Kek

sonny jim is obviously half-lodge spirit, right

No
He just shared the wrong needle

The withe lodge is happy seeing him play

Yes, it's zoomed in on Big Ed's reflection

You spelled penis wrong

Mike take Jeffrie's name. When Doppelganger talked with Jeffries (e02 or 03), Jeffries said that he will be with Bob again. That's strange.