Tfw the character you relate to is the one everyone hates

>Tfw the character you relate to is the one everyone hates

There was a thread on him yesterday. People are divided on Theon.

Relate how? Are you also a dickless coward?

Most people would relate to Theon since most people would be dickless cowards in these situations.

yes my mother was really tough

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I hope yara is dead

Do you think he misses Ramsay?

>not brainlessly sacrificing yourself for a wimin in danger
>a coward
theon is shit for many other reasons tho

and most people hate themselves for it

You relate to backstabbing your friend in the back and getting your dick chopped off? Are you a tranny by chance?

>backstabbing your friend in the back

redundant.

That wimin was his sister.

his sister is a smelly dyke

>book Asha is qt
>get ugliest actress on the planet to play her

desu fuck theon

>father rebels against the throne
>gets his ass kicked in so hard he has shit on his molars
>get taken as a hostage
>be treated as well by your captor as his own heir, with the same teachers, same swordmaster, be given a seat at the high table at every meal (also treated better than stark's own blood, jon snow)
>stand by robb during his rebellion against the lannisters, considered an invaluable ally and hero

>return to the iron isles to seek aid
>immediately realize everyone there is a huge faggot
>don't fit in at all
>be the butt of every joke
>respond by betraying your only actual friend in the world, burn down ancestral home, kill everyone he's known since childhood
>do this over extremely petty slights and end up treated worse by literally everyone else you meet
>pretend like you killed his youngest siblings
>only even end up captured by the boltons because you ignore extremely sound advice not only from you sister but your own men

I know Ramsay did some fucked up shit to him but its like people forget what a gigantic faggot Theon was prior to that. When your mission is 'see if your dad will send some dudes to help us' and it ends with 'destroy the ancestral home of the guy who sent me and kill everyone i can find there' you get what you get.

I hope Bran gets his revenge when Theon meets him again.

>I saw you lose your cock. It was beautiful.

You could backstab him in the front if you push the knife all the way through his chest so it also stabs his back.

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Its good to see D&D threw out his development when he saved Sansa by making him a complete coward again when it comes to saving his sister.

Kristen stewart or Anna Kendrick could have played her
I think on a fucked up way, yes

>relating to a dickless beta cuckboi

sup reddit?

that black guy's posture is all fucked up

>book asha is qt

no she wasn't she was horsefaced like Arya

Know that feel

>tell norms my favourite is Tywin
>"but why though?"
>"all he did was be mean to le dorf"

Will be bummed when he is inevitably killed by Arya.

Who cares if you relate to Theon or like him? He's still the best character on the show.

what could he possibly do against euron on that boat?
He will go after yara to redeem himself once more