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What is the best mobile phone currently on the market, lads?

note 8

3rd for normie hobbies

>business idea: make it illegal to deny the moon landing

Sudden surge of posts I will never read.

Galaxy S9+
iPhone X

Here we are........

>track pants
>chinese half top
>beanie
Absolutely runtish style.

pixel 2

ruins that outfit with the beanie

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really dislike hats, always have done

don't know what this says about me

>Come to bed user?
>Alright just a minute luv, I've got to finish painting the tiny intricate veins on this giant model demon cock

Amazing how many people have posted photos of their weights and stuff without trigger warnings today

Open wide, dwarf.

Business idea: land on the moon and install anti-American missiles so they can't pollute it with their private space enterprise garbage.

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Anyone that doesn't say iPhone X is a POORFAG

don't know why capeshit films get so many awards and good reviews

utter and absolute shite

WOAH mama

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Bobble head

cavorting at the idea of normies talking about heresy

ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

OnePlus 5T

dont mind a decent cap

awards? like what

40k? Yeah, that's my daily caloric intake.

LOVE women
HATE painting intricate tiny men

>can get to the moon in the 60s
>fast forward 50 years
>exponential increase in sophistication and quality of technology
>only a 50/50 shot you will successfully launch a sattelite into orbit

But yeah, we totally got to the moon in an era where home answering machines were still a decade away

they don't though really

rotten tomatoes is a very bad rubric for measuring critical success

Bit late with that order, don't you think? On friday it'll be march.

Weather is not looking good

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*sips from the Calcutta Cup*

lads that hyper feeling has hit me again what the fuck is happening to me lmao

>tfw virgin at 25

*jiggles your belly*

>tfw virgin at 29

this desu
capekino however is criminally underrated

Never been a virgin

jeb bush WAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH

not a virgin but haven't had sex in so long i might as well be

Moar

So what's the average normie warhammer player/female hanger-on like?
I think I know the type, but they would have the lingering air of non-normiedom on them even if they didn't paint dwarf arses.

you shouldn't be taking these drugs
they aren't natural or normal

just invited some lass from tinder round mine for a game of warhammer

Struggling to believe there's another 29 year old virgin in here

>reasonable success in sexual conquest

how the fuck do you manage to go through your entire 20s as a virgin

it's probably the easiest time in human history to get sex

prostitutes

sue

Fallen in love with one of my best friends.

Might off myself

Didn't use to be a virgin but I took shelter from the rain in games workshop.

hello fellow gents! how are my fellow members of the patriarchy doing this fine evening? did you check your privilege today?

no

by azura by azura by azura

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i;ve been taking it for a full year and it's only just started doing this to me
i shouldnt be complaining this is great

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hate mongs like you so fucking much, wish I could smash your head in with a hammer

good edition (even though you didn't say edition but l'll forgive)

lost my virginity before my dad did

what should I call my empire in stellaris

I can believe it. Just at the train station this morning, a bunch of teenage girls were doing the Wakandan salute to each other. This film's become a bit of a phenomenon.

why not? will take the edge off

So your dad's a premature ejaculator?

doing a presentation on dementia tomorrow. oh wait i just received an email informing me that the presentation was actually for today!

rate joke

cant even function socially until ive had a few drinks

The British Empire

Hibernian Imperium

Alridave

i will never pay for sex

the big nig

why would any girl want to have sex with you for free?

sex is never free
prostitution is a shortcut

girlfriends can be very expensive

need a white gf NOW

being a virgin or not is meaningless because everybody can get their dick in some wet hole; fact that you fucked a fatty doesn't make you better than the lad with higher standards and a dry dick

everybody pays for premarital sex

my dad's still a virgin lmao

>dating broke bitches
pmsl how dumb can one be

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>Under a video of a Somali pirate attack, Demerest posted: "I'm afraid this is what happens when the lash is abolished. The jigaboo runs riot and out of control. The 'boo needs the lash. The 'boo wants the lash. Deep, deep down the 'boo knows the lash provides the governance and stability."

HOWLING

>everybody can get their dick in some wet hole
i cant

>manager a jd sports
>95% mortgate on a barrat home
>financed 3 series on the drive
>financed fiat 500 on the drive for the mrs
>she is a supervisor at a call centre
>5-a-side with jono, big jono, benj and dan on thursdays
>friday nights are reserved for me to asssemble and paint tiny models of space soldiers, then play with them pretending to have battles

used to be a virgin until that fateful day in forbidden planet

Explain it then. Tech is definitely better now, but we cannot reach the moon. So how did they do it then?

oh shit i think i have diabetes, apparently that can make you hyper

What is it with some people in /brit/ playing the victim?

uhmmm just use animals sweetie

*vvvvvt* *vvvvvt* *vvvvvvt* *vvvvvvt*
>Allo?
>SMIFSTAAAAAAAA
>DeanOOOO DeanOOOO whats up bruvvaaaa
>maaaate did you see Aguero's goal?
>aahhh mate I missed it, been laying a second tint on my new XV95 Ghostkeel Battlesuit
>fair dos mate, saw the photo of it you put on insta, looks prime son - anyway, see ya's at the boozer tonight yeah?
>couwse son
>a'ite safe see ya
>see ya mate
*wets brush*

men are cancer

how do you call someone a "silly virgin" in dutch

cannot even imagine a racist writing this out

the person who wrote this post also wrote this post he's in a mood for spouting irrelevant useless platitudes tonight

business idea: The British Space Empire

28 year old virgin here.