Watching Trump interviewed by Hannity on my flight

>Watching Trump interviewed by Hannity on my flight.
>Stewardess gives me a shitty look.
>Think she'll spit in my cup of ice when they bring drinks.

Wat do, Sup Forums?

Yell allahu akbar

kill her like in the good ol' days

Say thank you and give her a flirty smile.

Get up very suddenly and reach into your pocket.

Order a sealed beverage...?

Drink straight from the can ya dingus

Top kek.
Pretty sure there's at least one kebab on this plane.

Turn your phone off on the plane faget.

My Captain Morgan and Coke will be sealed....the cup of ice is open.

Is she hot?

Stand up in the middle of the aisle and do a muslim prayer.

For what purpose? Might as well btfo of CTR threads whilst hurtling through the skies at 400 mph.

Jump out of the plane for watching Hannity

Drink it seductively.

No, she looks like Rachel Maddow if she had been scarfing "whopperitos" all summer long.

I like the way you think, user.

Shell out for a whole can.

spit in your own drink first

stop using the internet while in the air, you're gonna bring the plane down

look at ice if it's clean, and pour whiskey first to sanitize then

maybe she gave OP a dirty look because he's browsing Sup Forums on a fucking plane

but who am i to say

Might as well lick her twat while I'm at it.

Live dangerously, Leaf.

This makes sense. Still rather skeeved at the thought of it.

>drinking the alcoholic jew
absolutely disgusting

Red pill me on Captain Morgan, user.

idk im just yankin your chain

alcohol and cigs are jew toxin evident enough that they tell you

What about cigars? I adore Romeo y Julieta robusto in a Churchill vintage.

Ask for a closed bottle.

your first mistake was falling for the flying jew

No retard.

If she spits in your glass, sue the fucking airline. Then you call media outlets and the fire spreads. Companies will become weary of hiring Liberals.

Examples must be made.

There wasn't any spit in the last 4 drinks as far as I can tell.