*leans back*
I CHECK
*leans back*
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>"Ben what are you still doing here? Jennifer Garner's waiting for you at home"
i dont get it
>he knows hollywood is full of rats
poker is gay as hell
poor ben
t. bridge player
t. Fag
>Jennifer Gardner's waiting for you at home
holy shit, Matt KEKED Ben!
...
>nice acting
you can totally see the tell in his eyes
"When you sit down at a table and can't spot the sucker... the sucker is you."
Fag
leaning back is a tell
It is all about the pursed lips, bro.
t. fish
The kid's got alligator skin
and the raised eyebrow
the joke is as an actor his poker face is shit
This son of bitch, all night he, Check. Check. Check
And the alligator skin.
mistar sun of beach, let's play some cards!
*eats quarter of an oreo* puts it down
I have my phone on mute. What is the meme about?
That Damon is not only shit at poker, but acting too.
t. broke as fuck
Nobody bought that, he can't act for shit
What the fuck is this video? Why is Matt Damon playing poker?
he would have been fine if he was wearing sunglasses, a ski-mask, a beanie, a bane-mask, a hankerchief covering his banemask, and a hoodie pulled up and tied over his head
the game itself is fine but all the body movement and facial reading is dumb
To practice for his role in Rounders.
Also why did they say Ben Affleck's acting was bad in Jersey Girl? That's not true.
Pure kino
>ben affleck is a bad actor meme
what is this pre 2016?
...But Rounders was made like 20 years before this video.
Ye
it's boring and it's for fat alcoholic loser autists
>posting that corny shit
Make way for some real gamblekino
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Now no one is waiting for him at home.
Its from a movie called Rounders
Poker is fun, but some people spend creepy amount of hours learning and playing the game and if you're not ready to do that as well you'll lose most of the time against them, so that takes some of the fun out. Got better things to focus on.
It's clearly not, too old in this vid.
That's impossible, because they mention Jersey Girl, which came out after Rounders.
Bad play by Damon. The check on the flop is good but god damn he missed out.
>Do I have to be beaten by every goddamn hand I'm in?!
The eternal conundrum. There's more pathos here than the last twenty movies I've seen combined.
Kinda the same thing as with fighting games. I don't know how people do it, that's way too much to keep track of and you have to do it in the moment.
I'm a hustler, homie, you a customer crony
Hey man
>1%
a straight?
>calls with 10-6
What a weird fucking move. And I was genuinely shocked when he checked at the end. How did he get there?
idiot
1 vs 1
You bring your lunch money, I'll bring the bank
full house beats straight
It's poker, not pokim
Yeah the jumping back into his seat then the "check" while he looks so god damn guilty didn't give him away on the flop.
1 vs 1
bring all your friends
I'll also be alone
what's that 1% then?
Rounders is a great movie
he said they had an idea for a sequel
It's an obvious all-in situation. Worst case someone else has 10-6, but hat's very unlikely, and you know they can't have pair of 10's, and people would assume you're bluffing anyway and some Ace-shit hand will call you
Yeah.The last two cards would have to be a Jack and a Queen. Technically possible, so it has to be assigned a value. I'm guessing that's not the actual % though, but what do I know.
Higher full house, running kings.
A poker, 4 of a kind
ignore these
Yeah that's right what do I know
>he said they had an idea for a sequel
Worm becomes a white supremacist that learns to love
post poker kino
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>seiver is going to be literally shocked to see phil has the four-deuce
>creepy amount of hours
are you a woman, underage, or just reddit?
>a full house beats a 4 of a kind
t. someone who's never played with 4 aces
I feel for you kid, your pockets must have holes in them. Go back to google apps
He is checking as to not scare everyone off.
Damn, props for laak for sticking with 2,4. I probably would've folded that early
Used to do online poker, one of those turbo nerds running like 5-6 games at a time, made money from it but it was a super grind, realised I could make better money from a job and the occasional higher stakes poker tournament. All these $5 buy-in tournaments have so many people who just play retarded its barely fun. At least with $100 buy in people act like rational human beings and its actually fun
He can't get a 4 of a kind in that situation.
WEW
Straight up Kino right here.
>the canadian saying "check ur privalege"
I fucking hate this country
Good advise Alfleck
how is he allowed to wear headphones?
>that first clip
Why do all poker players seem to like anime?
he can't get that
I can understand that, but checking on the river was stupid. He had the nuts. There's no reason he shouldn't have bet.
be careful who you accuse with that spacing
No, I just prefer spending 12 hours a day on my own obsession instead of poker. I spend creepy amounts of hours pursuing my own hobbies too. What I meant was that poker would be a "once in a while" thing that I wouldn't be too serious about, which means I'd get fucked in pretty much every game I'd play in, and that's why I would never play for money against strangers.
Checking on the river with the nuts is 2deep5u
Is he playing for charity or something? He doesn't need the money and poker is boring as fuck.
He can, like I said, running kings. (that means the turn is a king and the river is a king.) That gives him KKKTT which is higher than TTT66
If 2 kings flop he has it.
I hate anime desu.
>DUDE MIND GAMES LMAO
Anybody have the video where the guy is all cocky saying "The only thing that can beat me is a 9!" and then they draw a 9 and the dude dematerializes?
fucking KEK
Shit taste on your part.
*leaves thread*
the answer is runner-runner kings for a better full house. how do grown men not know how to play poker at all.
but he has a king and a 9
The Great Dane is always kino
jesus. you can make a hand with any combination of 5 cards, available from what is in your hand and on the board.
Yes, but in Texas Holdem you don't need to use both your hole cards, like in Omaha. You can make the best possible 5 card hand from both the board and your hole cards. So in the case of running kings he can use his king together with KKTT on the board to form KKKTT, which would be better than any 5 card hand Damon could form.
"Businessmen"