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>cersei wins: loses war against the others, no humans in westeros
>dany wins: wins war against the others, humans in westeros
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DANY
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tfw no frogfu

SOOOOOOOON

It's making me hard.

Dany dies early in season 8.

Reminder to newfriends that Dany is /ourgirl/!

i thought that was about angles at first glance.

Leaks please

Fixed

>*Braaaaaaaaaaap*
>Danny knelt over, furrowing her eyebrows as a big solid wet mass of fecis slipped out of her behind
>*Braaaaaaaaap* *Pllllllllrrrrrrrrr*
>The Dany fag eagerly opened their mouth, awaiting their glorious Queen's gift
>*Schluuuuuuuurch* *Much* *Grunch*
>Danyfag couldn't help but cream themselves as the wonderful and odious excrement landed on their maw, and began to munch and groan with excitement.
>"Oh, wew, that burnt a little coming out~" giggled Dany, her stomache grumbling as more was being pushed out
>*GLUUUUUURM* SPLUUUUUUUUUUURT*
>Like the sound of a roaring Dragon a slurry of green and slurry like shit squirted out of her asshole and splattered the Dany fag, who squealed with delight. Truly, they were in heaven as the got the first hints of corn in thier Khallisi's last meal
My last post for the night :)

she's heading home...

wait did gurm actually develop a language with different dialects or is this some meme? genuinely curious

>we engage the dragons in ranged combat

so, for thousands of years, nobody ever actually thought of raining bolts and arrows on the damn sky lizards?

do they really just expect dragons to drop down and fight people on foot?

>mfw realizing the only reason Dany has a chance was because Cersei killed the baratheons
How fuck would Dany be if all three baratheon brothers were alive and battle together. I feel like the Dorthrakishits would get murdered with ease.

perro caca

she's 5'2" m8

nth for dany is a foreign whore, emilia can't act or stay at a healthy weight, and ruins ANY scene she is in.

no some cunt did it for the show. he just did some meme phrases like 'vala morgulis' and 'dracarys'

Dany fags are the same delusional retards that thought bernie and killary were good canidates.

SAVE THE WEST
>youtube.com/watch?v=-LkFN54_Wxc
Jaime is /ourguy/

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:
>youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Not if Tywin were alive
>THANKS TYRION

bloody hell completely forgot richard e grant was even in s6.

Cersei didn't kill the Baratheons though. That was Ramsay Bolton.

what a no talent hack

Seems like a happy face.

She caused the death of Robert which started the downfall of the royal house.

>born in westeros
fake news

Why post this

>Kit Harrington 5'7''
>Emilia Clarke 5'2''
jon is a manlet, but being a femlet is unforgivable, he is still much taller than her

based jaime

4 episodes in and Sam has done nothing with Heartsbane

And Randyl had the time to go to the Red Keep, ride back to the Reach to mobilize his army, join the Lannisters against Highgarden, siege it, break the siege, then handle logistics to send food from all around the Reach to King's Landing but not the time to get his family sword back when Oldtown is a stone's throw away from Horn Hill

Azor Jaime faggots

reminder that everything is bran's dream after getting pushed off the tower

they already filmed the finale when bran was young

Is Queen Selyse the greatest Queen of Westeros?
>Willing to go to hell and back for her Husband
>Wants to give him sons, despite his crippling autism
>Will be responsible for a great windfall of crusaders from the Free Cities later down the line
>Inspires as much loyalty in her Queen's Men as Stannis does in his King's Men
>Descended from the legendary First King of the First Men, Garth Greenhand
>Her daughter, Shireen, is so powerful that she shook of Greyscale
>Wildlings and giants bend the knee to her
>Rewards her men with qt Red Haired princesses
>Would let her husband fuck another woman to secure his place on the throne, if need be
>Utterly fearless
Selyse doesn't need a Dragon and a slave army. Truly the strongest of strong women in Westeros.

All the other Queens are mad, manipulative cunts or both.

wos that?

Has 0 idea what westerosi culture is like.

reminder that d&d have ruined jaime and not even the last episode makes this forgivable

>there are multiple characters whose sole purpose are to make snide and smug remarks which mean theyre super smart

Gendry is still alive though. There is still hope for the Baratheons.

Why is this show such normie pleb shit now?

>westerosi culture
a lot of treason that needs to be cleansed with fire

At least Olenna died this season. I'm not sure how much more of her flat top chicanery I could stomach.

Fooking legend

>Bastard who no one knows is a baratheon
>mattering

The fookin legend and original /ourguy/.

gendry is gonna smash some skulls with a big ass hammer and marry arya

>not even the last episode makes this forgivable
Depends on if he fights on for Westros or if they c.uck him out to Dany/the muslim horde

this
she was just another YAAAS QUEEN magnet
her job was literally to be as much of a toxic bitch as she can to everyone

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bran does, he saw how Gendry was conceived.

>DO YOU HEAR THAT BOYS?

>sorry mr jaime sir and ms queen lady, i can't answer your summons i have to go get my autism sword back from my fat son, take a rain check?

just stop replying lad

>tfw no GoT slice of life spin off featuring the characters as teens/young adults just interacting and occasionally partaking in wild shenanigans

the Don of the north says your rapists need to go back dany, they dont belong here

theyre bad, bad people. sad!

just ignore that bullshit user, they live for (You)s

t. plebbit

what the fuck is going on in the background?

FOOK EM TILL THEY'RE DEAD

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

does he actually fuck any of them to death in the books?

>Randyll can't send someone to Oldtown to get his sword back in all the weeks these things would take

lol

wtf i hate the west now
die whites!

>VERY strong deserter doing pushups at an incredibly hihg speed

he doesn't even exist

Reminder that the throne has only had pretenders since Daemon was denied.

this

literally send one adult male with some paperwork

maesters love paperwork

it's her city

Let me just debunk this b8 real quick.

Tyrion to Jon (BEFORE Bran's fall):
>All Dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes
Bran was not present for this conversation, and yet this quote later reemerges in season 7, in Tyrion's letter to Winterfell. Bran could not have known about this quote and therefore could not have dreamed about it.

nice meme

Time to build another wall. And Essos will pay for it

sam is technically night's watch and out of reach of gods and men

>join nights watch
>steal sword
>re-join nights watch
>dad can't do shit

>the Don of the north
More like Don of the Iron Bank distracting and dividing the common people with race politics.

Then he should be beheaded for having a waifu.

...

Dropping the truth bombs like dragonfire

probably they can just behead his waifu

at least then he could save some of his honor

is there any point in the nymeria scene if the spoilers don't have anything left to say about her

>people
Dothrakis aren't people you dumb targarian eunuch

>be criminal
>join nights watch
>desert
>find a way to get back south
>???

too fucking easy

de jure but not de facto, remember when cersei had lannisters go after the night's watch recruiter to kill genry?

You realize the north is as big as the other six kingdoms combined, there's no escpaing that hit

yea you'd think desertion would be more of a problem

>people are uploading full episodes on spankbang

really makes you think

He hadn't joined the Night's Watch yet

ANY KNIGHT
ANY TIME

t. smallcocked westerosi

why do strong women scare you?

>the north is as big as the other six kingdoms combined
WRONG.

but it is at least in the show nigger.

It's still yuge though and any northerner would turn you in bc muh northern customs

t. Cockless unsullied
Why don't you stay in bravos

>watch the hour long "lore" stories voiced in character by the actors
>all the stories about dorne is strong wymmyn this and strong wymmyn that
i know since this is based on a similar era, people would be very mysognistic(compared to now) but come on, this is just too much over compensation

>ned finds you and chops your head off

unfortunately fighting for westeros will mean going with Dany since she's gonna join Jon to fight the Night King.

ned dies in season one

Eh even in the books Dorne is pretty progressive

the recruiter was yet they killed him

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