Sober

>Sober
>get no replies
>High or Drunk
>reply city

Am I the only one Sup Forums?

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here's one pal

You have to be on the same mental level as the average commenter on this board

twin peaks is for faggots

I always get replies. My problem is my threads suck.

>act stupid to bait (You)s
>none
>legit say something I think is smart
>everyone replies and calls me stupid
Am I retarded?

I know this feel

>shitpost
no replies
>actual discussion post
no replies

Its like I don't even exist.

>tfw drinking problem

plz help

>watch film
>don't even bother making a thread on this shit board

I had this but I stopped drinking and it helped.

Quick someone give me some (You's)

>cunny poster
>47 replies
This board helped cement my theory that 95% of humanity is worthless.

Hit up the alcoholics thread on /ck/.
Those guys helped me if you don't want to talk to anyone in person.

...

Just stop drinking

>make a literal list of threads I want to make and have a serious discussion on a topic I like
>over half of them 404 with minimum or no replies

...

based
faggot

Kill yourself

>get replies from multiple anons that dont argue, have a pleasant discussion and moves the thread forward in a positive way

all the porn spam is not genuine user interaction

The biggest thread I ever made on Sup Forums was one about shitty American accents. I made it right before bed expecting five replies of nothing or twenty replies of political baiting. I think it got 300+.

The solution then is to be intoxicated all the time.

I'm the guy that gets an "underrated post" two hours later.

>things that never happened

>thread or comment isnt 100% related to the board
>still gets decent replies and nobody seems to care\>everyone is enjoying themselves
>get 404'd and banned anyway

My webm threads at least are always good.

>make a serious on-topic thread on a board
>few replies
>really stupid bait
>get hundreds of replies from easily-baited idiots

>Tfw youve made vids for Sup Forums
>That blew up and became reddit memes
Why live

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Hahaha dude weed bro let's get wasted xd when your bestie says you won't get smashed tonight haha drinking culture am I right?

>spend time writing out a serious and heartfelt reply
>hit send
>"thread specified does not exist"
or
>get a reply to a thread thats already 404'd
>its a serious one asking for help or input or information or something of importance
>always feel frustrated shame when you cant reply back and feel like a real jerk

>make slightly meta but still on topic thread
>janny deletes it because it got in the way of bbc porn spam he was erotically asphyxiating himself to.

>Type out a reply
>Hit send
>Notice a typo the last second
>Close the thread

underrated post

>not hiding your post only and staying on the thread so your autism can cool off without missing the discussion

>get into heated argument
>Get BTFO (as usual)
>hide the thread
>rest of the day ruined

I really shouldn't let this get to me but it does

(You)
only because I like twin peaks here

>get a (You)
>but that guy goes off on a tangent that has nothing to do with what I posted

How the fuck do you post on here high or drunk

I'd be terrified of accidentally posting my picture or some dumb shit like that

>genuinely try to start a discussion about film or television
6 replies tops
>Peter...
288 replies, thread lasts for 23 hours

>user posting about show but being really vague
>know he hasn't seen the show/movie since he hasn't gotten into specifics at all
>ask user to elaborate on his opinion to watch him stop posting
>he does

>It's a race, gender, holocaust, Jew-related movie discussion full of people who very clearly haven't actually watched it
>it's a clickbait title thread full of people who didn't even read the article

Anyone else here started threads that archive after 250+ replies and have triggered boards into such a rage that literally lead to the popularity of different generals by yourself?

No? Well that's pretty sad.

I've never actually lost an argument on 4chins. I'm kind of like Mayweather, I don't start shit unless I know I have a 100% success rate

Hahaha
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At least you got dubs, user.

David Lynch fucking sucks

Hahaha
severely
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>he doesn't restart his pc and pace around anxiously

>get a (You)
>sorry meant to quote

>cognitive skills are so declined that basically all you can do is just call the other person a nigger and a faggot and hope they let you have the last word

>consistently get 7 replies to every thread I make
>never 6
>never 8

>Reading thread
>Notice an user had deleted a post with spelling errors and made a new one with correct spelling
>Take a screenshot and quote both posts and ask user why they deleted their post
>Their shame and dishonor fuel my shit posts

>user reminds me I don't have a gf
>get sad
>spend next 6 hours of my life marathoning a harem anime

...

>having big adventures with my friends
>girl finds me attractive and interesting
>we all get together at the end of the day to have a drink and laugh about the crazy shit we went through together
>wake up

>Know details about the finale of Twin Peaks
>Post Eddie Vedder song that plays at the end
>People don't believe me
>They'll see...

Post the last shit thread you tried to open.

I tried to open one about a canadian show called "LOVE IT OR LIST IT"

Who /drunk/ right now?

Drunk and high.

>Drinking
>Not getting FUCCIN RIPPED
I'm actually doing planks, sit ups, and push ups as we speak

100 push ups, 2 min plank, 50 crunches , 30 second rest
90 push ups , 2 min plank 50 side crunches, 30 second rest,
80 push ups , 2 min plank , 50 crunches 30 second rest I do these before reading in bed because I'm trying to be sick cunt and even on my rest days I want to feel like im doing something even if it's minor.

>Tfw too stingy to buy alcohol or do drugs

just got a charge for drunk in public last week. been wasted ever since.

Manlets have no excuses to be sad cunts btw.
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>Be me
>Used to be sad cunts street urchin who used to drink near a bottle of whiskey a day when I could get away with it
>Literally quit cold turkey just by replacing alcohol with lifting
There is literally no excuse to not lift

Attention whore

>Sup Forums becoming /fit/
i like this

/fit/ is kino af
>Pic related is must watch for A E S T H E T I C S

Did /fit/ turn that guy gay?

>gay
Behead those who insult zyzz