>Sober
>get no replies
>High or Drunk
>reply city
Am I the only one Sup Forums?
>Sober
>get no replies
>High or Drunk
>reply city
Am I the only one Sup Forums?
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here's one pal
You have to be on the same mental level as the average commenter on this board
twin peaks is for faggots
I always get replies. My problem is my threads suck.
>act stupid to bait (You)s
>none
>legit say something I think is smart
>everyone replies and calls me stupid
Am I retarded?
I know this feel
>shitpost
no replies
>actual discussion post
no replies
Its like I don't even exist.
>tfw drinking problem
plz help
>watch film
>don't even bother making a thread on this shit board
I had this but I stopped drinking and it helped.
Quick someone give me some (You's)
>cunny poster
>47 replies
This board helped cement my theory that 95% of humanity is worthless.
Hit up the alcoholics thread on /ck/.
Those guys helped me if you don't want to talk to anyone in person.
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Just stop drinking
>make a literal list of threads I want to make and have a serious discussion on a topic I like
>over half of them 404 with minimum or no replies
...
based
faggot
Kill yourself
>get replies from multiple anons that dont argue, have a pleasant discussion and moves the thread forward in a positive way
all the porn spam is not genuine user interaction
The biggest thread I ever made on Sup Forums was one about shitty American accents. I made it right before bed expecting five replies of nothing or twenty replies of political baiting. I think it got 300+.
The solution then is to be intoxicated all the time.
I'm the guy that gets an "underrated post" two hours later.
>things that never happened
>thread or comment isnt 100% related to the board
>still gets decent replies and nobody seems to care\>everyone is enjoying themselves
>get 404'd and banned anyway
My webm threads at least are always good.
>make a serious on-topic thread on a board
>few replies
>really stupid bait
>get hundreds of replies from easily-baited idiots
>Tfw youve made vids for Sup Forums
>That blew up and became reddit memes
Why live
youtu.be
Forgot link
Hahaha dude weed bro let's get wasted xd when your bestie says you won't get smashed tonight haha drinking culture am I right?
>spend time writing out a serious and heartfelt reply
>hit send
>"thread specified does not exist"
or
>get a reply to a thread thats already 404'd
>its a serious one asking for help or input or information or something of importance
>always feel frustrated shame when you cant reply back and feel like a real jerk
>make slightly meta but still on topic thread
>janny deletes it because it got in the way of bbc porn spam he was erotically asphyxiating himself to.
>Type out a reply
>Hit send
>Notice a typo the last second
>Close the thread
underrated post
>not hiding your post only and staying on the thread so your autism can cool off without missing the discussion
>get into heated argument
>Get BTFO (as usual)
>hide the thread
>rest of the day ruined
I really shouldn't let this get to me but it does
(You)
only because I like twin peaks here
>get a (You)
>but that guy goes off on a tangent that has nothing to do with what I posted
How the fuck do you post on here high or drunk
I'd be terrified of accidentally posting my picture or some dumb shit like that
>genuinely try to start a discussion about film or television
6 replies tops
>Peter...
288 replies, thread lasts for 23 hours
>user posting about show but being really vague
>know he hasn't seen the show/movie since he hasn't gotten into specifics at all
>ask user to elaborate on his opinion to watch him stop posting
>he does
>It's a race, gender, holocaust, Jew-related movie discussion full of people who very clearly haven't actually watched it
>it's a clickbait title thread full of people who didn't even read the article
Anyone else here started threads that archive after 250+ replies and have triggered boards into such a rage that literally lead to the popularity of different generals by yourself?
No? Well that's pretty sad.
I've never actually lost an argument on 4chins. I'm kind of like Mayweather, I don't start shit unless I know I have a 100% success rate
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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At least you got dubs, user.
David Lynch fucking sucks
Hahaha
severely
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>he doesn't restart his pc and pace around anxiously
>get a (You)
>sorry meant to quote
>cognitive skills are so declined that basically all you can do is just call the other person a nigger and a faggot and hope they let you have the last word
>consistently get 7 replies to every thread I make
>never 6
>never 8
>Reading thread
>Notice an user had deleted a post with spelling errors and made a new one with correct spelling
>Take a screenshot and quote both posts and ask user why they deleted their post
>Their shame and dishonor fuel my shit posts
>user reminds me I don't have a gf
>get sad
>spend next 6 hours of my life marathoning a harem anime
...
>having big adventures with my friends
>girl finds me attractive and interesting
>we all get together at the end of the day to have a drink and laugh about the crazy shit we went through together
>wake up
>Know details about the finale of Twin Peaks
>Post Eddie Vedder song that plays at the end
>People don't believe me
>They'll see...
Post the last shit thread you tried to open.
I tried to open one about a canadian show called "LOVE IT OR LIST IT"
Who /drunk/ right now?
Drunk and high.
>Drinking
>Not getting FUCCIN RIPPED
I'm actually doing planks, sit ups, and push ups as we speak
100 push ups, 2 min plank, 50 crunches , 30 second rest
90 push ups , 2 min plank 50 side crunches, 30 second rest,
80 push ups , 2 min plank , 50 crunches 30 second rest I do these before reading in bed because I'm trying to be sick cunt and even on my rest days I want to feel like im doing something even if it's minor.
>Tfw too stingy to buy alcohol or do drugs
just got a charge for drunk in public last week. been wasted ever since.
Manlets have no excuses to be sad cunts btw.
youtu.be
>Be me
>Used to be sad cunts street urchin who used to drink near a bottle of whiskey a day when I could get away with it
>Literally quit cold turkey just by replacing alcohol with lifting
There is literally no excuse to not lift
Attention whore
>Sup Forums becoming /fit/
i like this
/fit/ is kino af
>Pic related is must watch for A E S T H E T I C S
Did /fit/ turn that guy gay?
>gay
Behead those who insult zyzz