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Anyone else looking forward to this movie?

youtube.com/watch?v=-m0aIyOEe60

No, infavt im really pissed warner bros choice such a stupid plot that could make or break there new animation department.

>The baby's hair is pink
Deviantart-tier

The whole movie looks like a Dreamworks comedy, which isn't a sign of quality.

Orphan girl is kind of cute.

I laughed at GLASS until they explained the joke. My prediction is that it will be mediocre. No more, no less.

What new animation department? They're just paying Sony to make the movie for them!

>dat babby

>Pack of wolves transforming into a submarine.
>Booooop boooooop booooop boooooop
Ok that got me.

In a "this might be fun for a lazy Sunday" way.

>I peed on the seat.
You mean shit. He shit on the seat. Birds don't pee. It all comes out of the same hole.

Kid, cum and pee come out of the same hole. Do you think they're the same too?

I thought her delivery was great though.

Maybe you should know something before commenting. With birds it's literally the same thing. They have no bladder for urine in order to save mass for flight.

Birds don't have teeth either, yet we clearly see them in the trailer.

>All the parents are going to drag their kids to yet another phoned in, by-the-numbers, CG movie instead of Kubo.

Being Laika is suffering.

No thank you, Mr. Viral Marketing Dept employee.

ITS FUNNY

BECAUSE BIRDS CAN'T SEE GLASS


AND THERE'S A LOT OF GLASS

being laika is living off nike shoes sales

>Birds don't have teeth either

>Being fan of Laika is suffering.

Ftfy

tell Laika to hire better writers, maybe then it could compete with WB or even Pixar.

Any porn?

>toddlercon pandering: the movie

Yeah, I was completely no until that part, but now I'm yes.

>Orphan girl is kind of cute.

This, can't wait for porn.

I wouldn't mind seeing the main girl with that pack of wolves.

>I peed on the seat
jesus fuck, another one? can't there be one kiddie movie without this awful potty humor?

also why the fuck does the baby have eyelashes? Am I supposed to sexualize it?

>eyelash fetish
What?

>Are you Orphan Tulip?
>Just Tulip is fine, "Orphan" hurts my heart :D

BECAUSE THE AUDIENCE HAS TO KNOW IT'S A GIRL! BECAUSE REASONS!

>Why did I put glass all over my factory?
>IT'S A POWER PLAY.

That's not a bird, that's a goose, a devil creature.

i thought it was supposed to be a boy? Doesn't the kid ask for a baby brother?

THE KID WILL GET WHAT HE GETS AND HE WILL BE HAPPY FOR IT!

every baby had eyelashes, watch the trailer again

Ah D-Bag Kelsey Grammer Characters only second to his Beast.

THEY ARE ALL GIRLS BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT WHITE MALE CIS BABIES!

I never heard of this film until two or three months ago. Was it a stealth release or did no one just care until the trailers?

nobody cared after the trailers either

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