"Fun" is not really something one considers when balancing the universe

>"Fun" is not really something one considers when balancing the universe.
What did he mean by this?

Thanos thinks his duty to balance the universe by killing half of it so he can have sex with Death. He just never realized the task would be so much fun from toying with the Avengers

He's like a purple Judge Holden

>this is a menacing villain to millenials

Fucks sake guys, get it together.

Sup Forums told me that Eva Green is going to play her. Is it true?

that almost makes the MCU seem clever

Wishful thinking.

haha he look like a grapefruit

>implying marvel comics aren't a boomer/gen x manchild thing

>the audience for this bullshit isn't overwhelmingly millenial

it means hes gon a take away the ability for the heroes to quip
in the end of the second part when iron man beats him spiderman will throw out a quip that will get lots of hooting and hollering

>it means hes gon a take away the ability for the heroes to quip
Would make the movies infinitely better
>when iron man beats him spiderman will throw out a quip that will get lots of hooting and hollering
sounds about right

>dropping Diane "The Goddess" Lane
Brolin is literally retarded, I wish he went away

The quip will be, "Fuck Trump, and fuck white people."

Screencap this post.

I think they either substitute in Hela or just not use the Death character at all, which would be a shame. The fact that he's motivated by love is in large part what makes him interesting.

>not wanting Lena Dunham as Death because she doesnt need our permission

It's weird that journalists don't seem to be asking about this character.

I don't know what that means.

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE LADS

What if Millie is playing young Death?

This is already not true. Hela isnt going to be a Death stand in

>Thanos's motivation is the removal of quips universe-wide
I'm ok with this tbqh

This reply makes no sense relative to what I posted user.

>(citation needed)

>"I'm a bland, inoffensive villain with nothing interesting to say and no harsh truths for the heroes to confront. I exist only to be punched."

A

The Darth Vader of our generation user.

Bruce willis what are you doing ruling the universe?

CMON 5 GEMS GOD DAMNIT

>implying you didn't get a semi when he appeared

CMOOOOON

What is that from?

If only

Justice League full trailer

Why can't Marvel get Villains right?

Marvel is trying to lure the grimadark edgy DC fans to watch this by pretending Infinity War won't be a quipfest.

>a fucking grapefruit
>a fucking cobblestone
they're identical

Infinity War trailer.