Walk to room

>walk to room
>open door
>suddenly this pops out

what would you do?

Would turn around 360 degrees and walk away.

Kick it and run away

slam door shut

>what would you do?
report it and move on

>circumcised

start sucking it

Slam the door hard

run away screaming

Pull the door shut, then prepare to kill my roommate.

>mutilated penis

I know you browse /hm/, user

that's not just any random ol penis

OwO whats this?
*flops beside it and nuzzles*

JANNY WILL NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS

This is a bad thread.

fuck the janny and fuck janny people

Shhhhh
Keep it secret

They work hard for their salaries show some respect

kek

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oooh janny won't be pleassed

janny is only pleased with big black cocks

that's a strange snake

Janny's ass'll be on fire about this

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absolute madman