Chris Stuckmann appreciation thread

Get in here and pay some respect to our guy.

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He, personally, he loved this movie?

I just know in my heart that he has been cucked at least once in his life. He just has that cuck vibe.

>Cuck Stinkmann

No thanks.

>34 year old man buying little boy toys for display in his basement

Doesn't he also have tattoos? Someone post them.

Someone post his wife's green text story

the only endearing thing about him is that he seems to be kind of autistic and he genuinely likes movies

he can have terrible taste though, but at least he isn't as much of a pleb as that jeremy guy and he takes the time to elaborate somewhat on his opinions instead of saying 'dude that was really cool but I didn't like that other thing', although he's hardly engaging or articulate

>and he genuinely likes movies

lmao he's a filmembyro with no tastes. just likes whatever is popular.

>war for the planet of the apes
>A+
he's a joke

>not Chris Cuckmann
user...

dis iz nao grace bread. chris normies gtfo.

>takes the time to elaborate
hat? He always says "I liked this, didn't liked that, dude cinematography was amazing,", yet never tells WHY.

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he's pathetic.

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i love her voice.

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I want to marry

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>annoying voice
>shit taste

Reminder that Chris is an asshole who fucked the wife of another youtuber in the guy's own home.

is that actually true? what an asshole

who?

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this isn't real, tell me it's not

I was going to ask if his teeth still look disgusting, this took care of that question

No one big cant even remember the name, but he did this slaty blogpost about how he invited Chris to stay with him in New York and he stayed way longer than he was meant to and then he slept with the guys wife.

it's real. his explanation is that Signs is what inspired him to want to make movies

this is the most horrid thing ive seen in a while

he has braces on.

You guys think he practice cuckold? His wife might enjoy it...

Doesn't change the fact that his teeth are yellow

What a lad

I don't get how such a bland person gets so popular.

What is his appeal?

does he still live with his mother?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

omg its real.

At least Jeremy understands he's a pleb. He makes reviews for entertainment purposes and knows his audience. Stuckmann thinks he's gonna be the next Roger Ebert or something, and desperately wants to show people how much he loves movies

It's kind of like Review Bruh. A mixture of unsung wile and persistence.

he's like the anthony fantano of movies

just reviews everything and gives a pretty basic review. easily pallet able non threatening personality, decent production.

Fury of the film fan or something along those lines

wrong. wrong.

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I think Antwon Fandango has much better reviews. He seems to understand music theory and history. Stuckmann is pure pleb

oh nonoNO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

youtu.be/9_9MTyicICo?t=4m32s

here's the vid

I love the shape of her body
Literally a baby making machine

>comparing Stuckmann to an enjoyable person

This guy >>>>>>>> Stuckmann

youtube.com/watch?v=O0QfqpxkU8c

Does he still leech off his autistic girlfriend?

Can't forget this little gem
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55e3dc50f2b0b

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Has anyone ever been so unlikeable?

I like him. He went from autist to normie, and he is doing the thing he loves. Good for him.

I also like Grace. She's on average quite neutral. But she is to positive about diversity.


But the real hero is of course based Georg Rockall-Schmidt.

>Whoa you like Indiana Jones and the Matrix too?! Small world

I don't respect Cuckmann though, he's a pleb

That sex hair

TELL

Didn't he meet his wife by talking about dragon ball or something?

One of the worst popular critics

She worked at the gym he used to go to IIRC.

Didn't she say either Spider-Man Homecoming or Wonder Woman was one of the best movies she has ever seen?

Cringe Cuckmann

Is this the Zod's Snapped Neck guy?


He a cuck