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no yanks edition

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hey...

I'm here for my kiwi chalmers

Fuck off mutt

GOOD EDITION

Says who?

I approve of this thread greatly

>when a mutt enters your thread

I apologize to /ausnz/ and more importantly chalmers.

You do realise that we'll probably get a bunch of yanks in here because of the edition

Good, now leave

This

Just go away

Bringlles :DDD

GOOD post

>lumpy Pringles man

Thanks, I've been cooking that one up all day.

HELLO EVERYONE DESU!
HOME FROM WORK!

AAAAAAAH I'M SO TIRED!

Lads, I'm off to the supermarket
Need me to pick anything up?

i'm becoming more and more knowledgeable! Bat my BENIS :DDD

Someone who doesn't have a biology background won't know 70% of those 2bh

Even as someone with a bio background I don't know a few

Why are you learning so many technical words that nobody ever would use?

FUCK OFF!
I used my "Bringlles :DDD" post too early...

Can you get me some booze to drown my sorrows.
Or if you can't just pick me up some aspirin, I've got a killer tooth ache.

Booze

>booze
typical... buy your own damn piss!

Do you have any questions in relation to English desu?

I get all goody inside answering questions like that.

>abscess
>scrofula
>benis in bagina
dafuq dunno zose

Hello buddy.
Welcome back.
How was work?

>t. uses "would of" and never says "whom"

Why does 'condemn' require so many characters

thinking about going wandering and going north along the coast of NZ on my birthday lads don't think i can take this much longer

I've got plenty of piss, and I can make more if I need to, I just need booze

dunno hes gone now i think

to make me look smart-ass :DDD
not really, post a good metal song instead so that i'll get motivated
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>north along the coast of NZ
Where abouts are you at the moment?

sounds fun matey

Could be good to clear your head and escape

the first one非難する is " toreproach"
the second one有罪判決を受ける is "to be judged criminal"

Teari was good when I went there, if that is the name of it

I-I'D SAY WHOM WHEN I NEED TO DESU AAAAAAH
I'll post something I found which I like :3
youtube.com/watch?v=XO7JGfqPB0s

Wine and some fruit

There are more uses than just those.
I guess the subtly of language is kinda hard eh, so many words have so many uses.

cunt

If I needed to*
When would imply certainty so you shouldn't use the conditional "I'd" with when

>There are more uses than just those.
literally limitless desu. do you know a derogatory meaning of "moose"?

Shouldn't you be at the supermarket?

im here, chalmers is not loved anymore tho

kapiti, about an hour north of wellington

mostly i'm just worried about how i'll survive being homeless considering the fact i'm a dumbass dolt

>the song
somehow reminded me of Strokes, why
youtu.be/6v6-69Zzc0Q

A young chad who I rode the bus with in primary school accidentally jumped to his death in Australia a couple years ago

I can never forgive you for claiming his life, Australia

learn to read flags
tbн he was probably killed by a kangaroo or other animal and they are just covering it up

Stop it desu. Any native speaker would be able to decipher what I mean.
UwU this is nice. What did you think of the song I posted desu?
He took it himself.

But you're trying to teach English desu

Do you have much saved up to live off or would you try and earn enough to buy food as you travel?

B-but if it's implying certainty then it's correct. Cause in real life i'd do it :3

i like its simplicity desu, which is why it reminds me of Strokes and White Stripes. Sudden change of the musical tone with a keyboard differentiates the band from others.

The conditional is wrong desu, you should've used "I'll" instead of "I'd"

>Endicott Ackerman
The state of Yanks

i have no idea lad
might just go starve to death for the bants

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UwU that's good.
I'd is short for 'I would' so it makes sense desu.

*manifests destiny*

Sounds like a laugh

It can be short for 'I had' too

Just made dinner c:

"I would" is the conditional marker in English silly, it should be used with a subjunctive, while "when" is usually followed by an imperative.

Whats for dinner?

Yes :3
>conditional marker
>subjunctive
>imperative

mfw

chicken stirfry desu

Indicative* sorry, not imperative

What do all those words mean?

REE i want hugs :CC

Subjunctive often implies a possibility and shares it's conjugation in English with the simple past. In practice, half the time in English the verb following "if" is conjugated in the subjunctive, but depending on context it may not be.
The indicative is the mood that carries the significance of certainty and is the mood of the verb following "when" (this is always the case in English).
The conditional "would" therefore should only be employed with the subjunctive and not the indicative

The imperative is the command tone and has an implicit subject, it's irrelevant to the discussion, my bad

So subjunctive is where there is a possibility in the sentence like "I might go to the store" and an indicative is when it's certain like "I will go to the store"?

And the imperative is a "Do this" or "Take that" sorta deal?

(I'm saying this in the context of English, in other languages such as the romance languages the subjunctive can have a lot more uses)

You got the imperative right but the subjunctive as I said shares the conjugation with the simple past

"If I turned into a girl"
"Had I more money"
The verbs there are in the subjunctive.

Of course people fuck up the subjunctive of to be all the time
It's
>If I were
>I wish I were
Not "was"

tfw asians are even better than you at english

It's my native language though desu
I don't speak anything else nearly as well.

Oh so the subjunctive is like "I'd have gone to the store"?

So it's something that that could've been completed in the past but wasn't?

No silly that's the conditional.

The subjunctive can be in the present.

If I had more money, I'd buy that chocolate bar.

If I could, I would do it.

"Had" and "could" are subjunctive

>tfw takes 1hour to read 2 pages of the book
should i kill myself
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(The subjunctive is paired with the conditional in many cases)

So there are 3 different types of subjunctives?

Wh-which is which desu.
Suicide is for dum dums. If you do it you're a dum dum :3

You can identify the conditional because it has a "would"
"would do X" that's the conditional
And the subjunctive implies the condition

hi

No, only two in English, past and present only I think.

If he had had (past subj.) more money he would've bought (past cond.) it.

If he had (present subj.) more money he'd buy it (present cond.).

The conditional and subjunctive are totally different things btw, the conditional is an indicative tense while the subjunctive is a separate mood that's usually contrasted with the indicative

>knowing in details a so awful language

>making a fool of yourself by typing out a grammatically horrid sentence like ">knowing in details a so awful language"
Tut tut, what a dumb sissi

*hugs*

Thank you tbqh

I have a valid excuse sissi

>the girliest boy calls me, a real girl, a sissi

Oooooooooooo ok so-so-so

The subjective is the "subject" or whatever having an action performed on them or having something change it's current state. If it's past then the event already happened and if it's present then it's happening at the very moment.

The conditional is the actual condition of said subject and how it feels or how it is physically.
>Gendered language

Nice "language" you have there.

good morning everyone

It isn't the subjective, it's the subjunctive silly

You're not getting it one bit desu, I'll explain this evening desu when I'm out of camp and not at risk of having my phone time ended any moment desuu

(You)

>actually a superior factor
>somewhat it's worse
Why this?

Good morning, sleep well?
Is your cough any better?

Guten morgen Yoko

GOOD MORNING LIECHTY
are you feeling any better yet?