IT'S HABBENING!!!!!

IT'S HABBENING!!!!!

"'Assange kill attempt'? Unknown man climbs Ecuador's London embassy, sheltering WikiLeaks chief"

"Users suggested that it was probably an assassination attempt, “ordered by Clinton.”


rt.com/news/356697-man-climbs-ecuadorian-embassy-assange/

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telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11926650/Scotland-Yard-end-24-hour-guard-on-Ecuadorian-embassy.html
reuters.com/article/us-intelligence-nsa-commentary-idUSKCN10X01P
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>inb4 its actually the gutter cleaner
>the gutter cleaner probably sharted his pants after seeing armed guards rush out
>He will no longer be paid for the job
>He will be accused as an assassin later down the road
>He will go to jail
>all because he was paid to get some canadian flags down

thanks for correcting the record

seems legit
>source
im gay

Bump

No problem goy
Remember to tweet #ImWithHer whenever the record is corrected

twitter.com/wikileaks/status/767543410936909824

thanks chaim you can count on me being #MentallyHill

Yeahhh fucking right... A highly trained "assassin" wears a hi vis vest, hard hat... And lowers himself down the building in daytime...
For fucks sake.

>For fucks sake.

You are aware that this image is just some stock picture of a maintenance person as opposed to an image of the creeper, right?

Assassins, well known for wearing high visibility jackets and allowing themselves to be photographed.

...

>twitter.com/wikileaks/status/767543410936909824
>caught by security
>fled
nice

Aussies better get on Assange's level, his bantz so strong people send assassins to stop him.

Assange is what i like to call a purebred Aussie, his shitposts are truly on another level, once again another example of Australian Supremacy.

A high vis vest might as well be an invisibility cloak in the city.

...

I see they adopted the 4d chess phenomena

You think it's daylight at 2:47AM?

>twitter.com/wikileaks/status/767543410936909824

how many stock pictures are there of men climbing the ecuadorian embassy in london?

Assange is an attention seeker, I bet he'll try and milk this

>unknown man is actually a "gutter cleaner"
You think no one would recognise their own staff? You think no one would remember if they had contracted a window cleaner or gutter cleaner for that particular day? You think a gutter cleaner would have made international news?
Wake up cunt

>Aussie
>betting
hah

How can security let someone climbing the facade of the embassy escape? All they had to do is go outside the building and wait for him to climb down?

Makes no fucking sense. The embassy is not even some huge complex where one could just disappear, why the fuck intruder was not caught?

I don't know but something is quite off with those news

Holy shit Sup Forums was talking about staging a hit and blaming it on the Clintons just a few hours ago.

Which of you absolute fucking madmen actually did it?

PLEASE ANSWER THE QUESTION Sup Forums

ANSWER THE QUESTION

HOW DID THE MAN ESCAPE

HOW DID HE DO IT

SCENARIO: YOU ARE AIMING FOR THE 3RD FLOOR WHERE ASSANGE CURRENTLY RESIDES: GUARD SPOTLIGHT CAUGHTS YOU

HOW TO ESCAPE WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT???

this kind of thing is everyday business for the Clinton campaign

NOT POSSIBLE

>Cleaning the gutters at 2:47 in the morning

People work strange hours in England

>look there, an airplane!

>run

He escaped on foot.

False flag maybe?
But one on our side?

Dunno, maybe Asante had it staged to keep him relevant until he drops the emails that get her indicted in November

I'm pretty sure he has some sort of dead mans switch on his Twitter or something like Snowden did, he's probably been preparing for his assassination for months

I know that if I was gonna get assassinated for leaking something? I'd make sure that in my death people still found out

This

Deserves a (You) for the gutter leaf Canada joke.

The English police do have a nasty habit of saying, Allo Allo Allo, what ave we ere then. By that time the suicide assistant would probably made his escape.

Yes day Time 2:47am ! FUCKING IDIOT IT'S A NO RELATED PICK REEEE

If the assassin actually dressed like a maintenance guy, he might have gotten inside and killed Assange.

Holy shit

I'm pretty sure that's a stock image and not the actual guy.

>mfw this wasn't an assination attempt but a warning

Wow picture in Op shows him trying to take out the camera!!!

>users

master bantzposter here

10/10

we need more people like you on Sup Forums today you earned your flag

let me take a guess... that guy also is oficially dead, and his gun is unregistered....

>sharted
Clinton confirmed

>cleaning gutters with a climbing rig
>cleaning anything in a climbing rig
Windows are shit are cleaned from scaffold. Service technicians use boom lifts built into their trucks, or ladders.

he probably was cia

Considering he supposedly has police outside 24 hours a day, waiting to arrest him if he leaves, they did a (((good))) job.

theguardian.com/media/2015/feb/10/julian-assange-guard-london-police-10m-bill-ecuadorian-embassy

I don't find it difficult. It was 2am and those police have been sitting outside the embassy doing nothing for four years.

Scratch that, I need to correct my own record.

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11926650/Scotland-Yard-end-24-hour-guard-on-Ecuadorian-embassy.html

Seems they stopped 24 hour policing of the location a while ago.

Assange needs to leak some juicy shit in retaliation.

How much sunlight do you expect at 2:47 AM?

I saw that you fucking frog
You bring shame upon all of Sup Forums

It was a Sup Forumsack who ask him to release some juicy happening

The Sun never sets on the british empire.

Now wishing you didn't botch that armada thing huh?

>not having a night to comfortbly sleep

Go ask the nords how that feels

>people think assassins sneak around in the middle of the night dressed in all black

Good thing you've not tried your hands at it.

It's clearly just a worker.

Oh please haven't you ever had a guy clean your gutters at 3 in the morning?
What if he should have done it during the day and didn't want to get fired so he scaled the outside?
I mean what if he just didn't want to wake anyone up just to get access to the roof a guarded embassy hosting the guy who runs the worlds most known whistle blowing platform?

I mean come on straya whats next? A hollow earth? Reptiles controlling the world? Ancient aliens?

Not that he wouldn't have deserved to be shot that filthy rapist! Those women totally regretted having unprotected sex with him and he didn't care at all!

Well in the southern hemisphere it is.

It happened in London though, at almost 3am.

In Bosnia we used to clean our gutters at night too so the snipers wouldn't get us.
Some habits are hard to shake just don't think about it too much.

RELEASE THE GODDAM INFORMATION ALREADY MR ASSANGE!!!!

reuters.com/article/us-intelligence-nsa-commentary-idUSKCN10X01P

>Enter WikiLeaks. Just two days after the first Shadow Brokers message, Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, sent out a Twitter message. “We had already obtained the archive of NSA cyberweapons released earlier today,” Assange wrote, “and will release our own pristine copy in due course.”

>There also seems to be a link between Assange and the leaker who stole the ANT catalog, and the possible hacking tools. Among Assange’s close associates is Jacob Appelbaum, a celebrated hacktivist and the only publicly known WikiLeaks staffer in the United States – until he moved to Berlin in 2013 in what he called a “political exile” because of what he said was repeated harassment by U.S. law enforcement personnel. In 2010, a Rolling Stone magazine profile labeled him “the most dangerous man in cyberspace.”

>Shortly thereafter, he turned his attention to Hillary Clinton. At a screening of a documentary about Assange in Cannes, France, Appelbaum accused her of having a grudge against him and Assange, and that if she were elected president, she would make their lives difficult. “It's a situation that will possibly get worse” if she is elected to the White House, he said, according to Yahoo News.

I screencapped this so I can brag to my grandkids that I was here that day and got to read it and reply to it.

Australia is #1

why the fuck is he still living off my taxes.

Ecuadorian!

they got the guy on camera

"The Clintoris" is of course Hillary's secret superhero assassin name.

I didn't know your country was developed enough to have a tax system.

Yeah it was just me. I was uhhhh trimming the verge?

It does, it's a socialist shithole. Still kind of better than living in the states, though (though not by a great margin)
'merican!

More like they send people to bug the embassy.

Hillary is trying to Clinton the Record on Assange

RT's only source is Wikileaks tweet
why doesn't RT interview the embassy's PR