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owo

stop making shit early editions about nigger music you stupid americanised yank aussie twerp

any gee junk man in

BBC 1XTRA

Stop posting in them and report him

breakfast
scrambled eggs and spinach on toast
316 calories

Day 7 of /no water/ and I feel ascended.

My body feels more energized, I have more brainpower. My lifts have gone up. My senses have improved. I've never felt better. My fungal infection has disappeared.

When will you ascend?

gayyyyyy

>Day 7 of /no water/
u wot?

as if the current custodian understands/cares

*goes for a drive*

How much would you pay to smell one of Emma Watson’s farts.

beware of the dog was a really good tune

she's fit but she's such a cunt

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I'll drive my fist through your face in a minute sunshine

she is?

t. Iffy Nigga

from what i've seen of her on the telly anyway

how is that gay
stupid post from a stupid boy

Day 7 of /no emotions/ and I feel ascended.

My body feels more energized, I have more brainpower. My lifts have gone up. My senses have improved. I've never felt better. My fungal infection has disappeared.

When will you ascend?

It's not even that cold, reckon Brits are massive pussies

stupid girl

wasteman dryer broke down midway through drying my clothes and now my favourite t-shirt smells of mildew

I'd pay a fortune to have you slowly tortured to death over an entire month

Day 7 of /no /brit// and I feel ascended.

My body feels more energized, I have more brainpower. My lifts have gone up. My senses have improved. I've never felt better. My fungal infection has disappeared.

When will you ascend?

yes i'm not a liberal and yes i am superior to you

...

well you've gone and ruined it now

I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
It's anyone's guess how I got here
Anyone's guess how I'll go
Suck on a roll-up
Pull your jeans up
Fuck off, I'm going home

>Day 7 of no water

we’re all toilmen here correct
surely no man would stay up all night and still not be in bed at 10 in the morning

Might be a comfy fuck

y-y-yeah ... haha

youtu.be/1O1E7gPbjoA

South Africa?
More like south BRAAAAAAPfrica

going to uni toil in 2 hours

State of those tits

thank god i left the heating on all night, still cold tho lol

You can tell who the people who come from muslim countries or the US are on a night out in China
Their skin tone ranges from La Creatura to El Ogro de las Americas, and it will be half 11 and they're already up drunkenly dancing and asking you to hurry up with your piss as soon as you enter the cubical

welcome to tits

FOB

most girls have pretty small tits

>I'm inside an amber warning for snow for the next three days
comfy

ah yes an east asian flag post
i'm sure this won't be tedious in the extreme

>entering a cubical for a piss

radiator broke through the night lol
woke up breathing vapour in my bed

jewish girls don't

that is not what an amber alert is dunderhead

good post

Day 59: I have managed to convince the stupid goys that Jewish girls have especially large tits

heh

yeah

When Emma Watson has to poo
Do you think she uses the loo
Or does she poo out in the street
Just like Ranjesh and Pajeeeeeeeeet

Well, Emma take a poo
Emma poop your panties
Emma take a poo on me (on me)

Emma take a poo
Emma poop your panties
Emma let me drink your wee

When Emma Watson has to go
Does it come from her butthole
Or does it come out of her twat
Which I must admit would be really hot

Emma take a poo
Emma poop your panties
Emma take a poo on me (on me)

Emma take a poo
Emma poop your panties
Emma let me drink your wee

North Yorskhire lad?

don't know or care what you're talking about
tedious east asian flag post

anyone wanna watch me cum?

tfw working at greggs

not particularly

hate yids
hate pikeys
hate spics
hate nips
hate gypsies
hate half-castes
hate niggers
hate ragheads
hate coloureds
hate chinks
hate wogs
hate coons
hate pakis
hate lezzers
hate poofs
hate fairies
hate lady-boys
hate homos
hate knob-jockeys
hate fags
hate queers
hate benders
hate dykes
hate that's gays
hate you're gays
hate rent-boys
hate queens
hate man-ups
hate lady-boys
hate trannies
hate princesses
hate play like a girls
hate she-mans
hate don't be a womans
hate spazzes
hate downies
hate midgets
hate cripples
hate retards
hate handicappeds

YOU CAN TALK HOT ON THE INTERNET BOI

Durham

North Yorks isn't in an amber zone tomorrow or thursday

thesun.co.uk/news/5675327/mum-discovers-decomposing-mouse-asda-school-skirt/

I know he's a person of colour but this is just getting silly

why are amateur rappers always going on about haters on the internet

Do you get free pasties like?

Nah 50% off though

centaur

it encourages more haters which helps them spread

Tomato seeds have germinated. I'm on the way to having a crop by July.

How do you feel about gooks?

>sitting in doors with my woolly jumper sipping a cup of hot chocolate
>there are wagies late for work right now drudging through the snow just to get bollocked by toilberg when they get to work

She turned into a grandma. Horrible...

not bad desu

growing em indoors or out?

absolutely cunting freezing

Well yes it is

morning fellow neetlads how do you do

I think they've updated the warnings since that image was made.

metoffice.gov.uk/public/weather/warnings#?date=2018-02-27

lol shaped like benis :DDDDD

Should grow some chillies too lad. I grew some habaneros last year and it's insane how many you get from just a few plants.

Felt comfy bathing with warm water but as soon as I came out cold winds blew and now I'm freezing
/blog

32°C

I think you're wrong.

>potential risk to life and property
how big are the fucking snowflakes

I've done this. Although on a smaller scale

lucky bastard

size of ur hed lad

Indoors, only have a flat no garden lol

You're right chillies are a lot of fun but for me, it's tomatoes

They've got bats

wish i lived in a cold place

31 here

ah yes this amber warning for snow tomorrow clearly stretches in to North Yorkshire doesn't it NOT

NOT NOT NOT
smelly boy, go away

...

>woke up with gf, made some breakfast
>walked gf to the station and back
>currently having some bacon n scrambled eggs with a cuppa
pretty great 8/10

having a VERY comfy morning, how about you mate?

wouldn't mind a bit of cold t󠀣bh

sent a video of me spaffing to a girl and she didn't even look at it

Weyyy aye it's a bit chilly liiiiiiiiiike

what does he mean by this

>go to uk to visit english gf's parents
>their place smells like chip fat
>break up with her with a text once we get back to nz