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poel

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AMETHYST IS THE HOTTEST GEM AND I WANNA BE HER BOYFRIEND.

Thanks for updating the OP, user!
Gonna clean old files.

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>pearl the pussy pounder
>pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl fuckey the bikey dikey
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade

Steven/Rose - Madoka
Connie - Sayaka
Garnet - Mami
Amethyst - Kyoko
Pearl - Homura

Does it work?

provide a fucking link next time, okay OP! What a goddamn faggot

> Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff" the Renegade
>Pearl "the pussy pounder"
>Pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>Pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl fuckey the bikey dikey
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade

I just copy/pasted it from your website. Give yourself a pat on the back m8.

Can you hear me Nemesis?
Will you listen, distant star?
What a sorry sight this is.
Forlorn soldier, desperate prayer.

Too late to ask for mercy now.
And I know that's not your deal.
I'll just ask for when and how,
Your darkness comes for me.

I have so much to offer you.
So much for you to take.
So maybe you will listen to,
The suggestions that I make.

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Don't take the pri~de
that's left
Because it's all~
I know

Without my dignity,
you're leaving me,
nowhere else to go.

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Take my hurting, take my fear,
these are things that I can lose.
Of all the dreams that buzz here
these are ones that I would choose.

How I would love to lose my temper,
my jelousy and all my hate.
Take them, take them, I would never
whine about my joyous fate.

When you come to steal my mind,
leave some memories untouched.
Any happy ones you find.
I just never had that much.

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Don't take the pri~de
that's left
Because it's all~
I know

Without my dignity,
you're leaving me,
nowhere else to go.

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Have my laughter, have my smile.
Take the love that I still feel.
While you rot me and defile,
All the things I used to be.

My jokes, my hopes, my dying wish,
all the songs I once used to sing,
my first and also final kiss,
I will give them up for just one thing.

I am nothing shining light,
nothing that I used to be,
give me the chance to fight,
for the thing that makes me me.

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Don't take the pri~de
that's left
Because it's all~
I know

Without my dignity,
you're leaving me,
nowhere else to go.

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Here we go.

Would you rather have the last episode before hiatus be an intense dramabomb with a cliffhanger, or a decent townie ep?

SEXY

Doing God's work, lad

>Pearl "loving mother by day, mother fucker by night" Renegade
>Pearl "my body is an illusion but tonight your vag I'm bruising" the Renegade
>Pearl "pop it for a real gem like me" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's chub, then she's getting that rub" the Renegade
>Pearl "spilling spaghetti but still scoring" the Renegade
>Pearl "no muff too tough" the Renegade
>Pearl "can't juke the zuke so I eat her till she poof" the Renegade
>Pearl "Sucrose keikaku = yuri otaku" the Renegade
>Pearl "Utena is my jam so I go ham on that clam" the Renegade
>Pearl "make it thicc make it quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "giant woman get me hummin" the Renegade
>Pearl "strip Greg's van for spaceship plans" the Renegade
>Pearl "u lucky he holding me back senpai I'd peck the shit outta you" the Renegade
>Pearl "just 'lion around' till I find a vag to pound' the Renegade
>Pearl "6000 year two beer queer" the Renegade
>Pearl "got the authority to endanger a minority" the Renegade
>Pearl "Rose didn't have a lion but she give me succ like I'm dying" the Renegade
>Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff"
>Pearl "keep your stance wide, plunder deep inside"
>Pearl "Cunt Destroyer" Renegade
>The renegade "if she's 8 feet tall, give me a call" Pearl

YOU STOLE MY SHITPOST DAMMIT

>Lapis occasionally lifts Peridots skirt
>Peridot is flustered at first but gets used to it
>Lapis successfully trains the innocent little girl to be okay with her looking up her skirt and at her panties.

when

I like that reference. Good Job

porl had a hard life

what a bout a episode that starts off townie but delves into a intense gem drama bomb cliffhanger?

Google has failed me, what is the song name?

>another diamond dog has taken up the cause

I won't scatter your shards to the heartless sea, user.

No.

I'M INNOCENT

I just want them to be friends
I just want everyone to be happy and get along

Her name is Storm.

About goddamn time. I've been sitting on this for over an hour now.

Nah, Connie and amethyst don't like each other that much, I'd say
Steven/rose = Madoka
Connie = Homura because she'll do it for him
Pearl = Sayaka because of S.
Amethyst = Kyoko because she's the coolest.
Garnet = Mami

So is Pearl to Sup Forums what Ben Garrison is to Sup Forums?

Ok but what's her real name

the other side has a dragon breathing fire. that means nothing

Amethyst's "C'mere sis" comment does show that she no longer see's Jasper as a asshole.
I mean, they are technically family.

>Lapis corrupts Peri with foot touching

be so fucking rad

So...aside from the shitpost, what do you guys think gem harvest will be about? do you guys think steven will activate an injector?

>Alien woman you are so much fun
>I hadn't planned on finding you quite this entertaining
>I like your forehead rock and I like your nose
>I like the way alien women play
>I like playing along
>WOOO oooo OOO ooooooo

Don't lose your way.
Kill La Kill OST

Hopefully soon enough user...

Zuke confirmed it's Sheena

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>all the gems gets along all the time
>the series turns into pure SoL with no drama

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WANT, GOD DAMN IT, I want Jasper Amethyst bromance NOW.

The only friendship that matters

Peridot looks like a cute lil green goat girl on the left one

Or maybe Steven will learn that the Diamonds (or someone else?) did harvest other gems.

oh yeah, there's plenty around

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She got the name "Sheena" from a song by the Ramones, you stupid fucking shipper.

Lappy makes me happy

Amethyst finally found someone on Earth who she can related to...

Well, we know they do that, we just have no idea what harvesting them even entails.

You all told me to watch FLCL cause of that last episode. Just marathoned it and I don't know what I just watched. I kept expecting it to make sense later on, but it just kept heaping on the piles of crazy.

fun fact: pearl is gay

During another CG mission they encounter something that used to harvest gems. Peridot explains what gem harvesting is through a flashback of homeworld.

Stupid fucking lapidot poster

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I think harvest is a different process from gem creation, given this image. Whatever it is, it seems to involve a large amount of non-shattered gems. One theory I'e seen is that its Gems are attached to objects to power them, like with Lapis's mirror. Maybe someone tries to use one of the bubbled gems to get some equipment running, and of course it all goes to hell.

IF YOU REMEMBER PUBERTY YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND (UNDERSTAND)

That would be such a nice end

Also, I changed this one slightly.

Any edit requests tonight?

Post rocks

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>Pearl fuckey the bikey dikey

My fucking sides.

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Thanks for showing me my new favorite piece of su fanart

This to Sapphire or whoever fits best?

If they have to end the series, I hope it ends like this.

WHAT SHOULD I DO

FLASH MY LIGHTS

HONK AT HER??

>everything in a pic
I await the day, sugar

We could have got an episode of stand alone Pearl like Space race, where we see another side of Pearl for once.
Instead we got the same Rose shit again.

Why couldn't they just let us have Bad Pearl without that Rose bullshit?

So, is there anything actually preventing a non-corrupted gem from regenerating into a non-humanoid form?

Best fusion

Oh, and template too, in case someone has a better image for the background of the middle panel.

The only good Mystery Girl smut on Paheal so far.

Fuck I want this now, redemption WHEEEEN???

WHAT SHOULD I DO

HONK AT HER

FLASH MY THIGHS??

Children shouldn't be exposed to Steven Universe.

Paralel universe momswap when?

daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>Not "Me likey the bikey dikey"
One job

I want Jasper to have friends. She needs socialization.

Blue gems are best gems

this would be tp cruel

Can you spot the Becky?

no Lion.

>bismuth and lapis getting along

I never fucking asked for this feeling.

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Because there is no such thing as character development

they think it's boring anyway

>I don't eat
>I don't sleep
>I do nothing but think of you

Jaspearl is stronger than ever!

Except Lapiss

NOICE!
good find user

What a cutie pie!