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In bed edition.

liechty a CUTE

I'm so desperate for sum sex

Wow, an we edition about me

me in bed with you

Love you all uwu
AAAAAAAH I JUST KNEED BY EYE WHILE TRYING TO GET UP AND NOW I CAN'T OPEN IT WITHOUT PAIN AAAAAH DESU HELP

love you too desu

Then go out and get sum secks
Yup it's all about you.
A whole thread to you.
Would love to have you warming my bed.
You don't go out a day without hurting yourself do you?

what?

Awh :3
Feels bad desu.
Pic related.

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Why are you honestly so accident-prone desu??

y-you guys haven't gone to bed without have you?!?

>10 billion hours in MS Paint

without what

Lack of someone to be safe for.
I'M HERE DESU AAAAAAH
I worked hard on it.

Well I'm in bed, but I'm not sleeping yet.
How was your gym session?

shit
w-without me

no but I fucked up my sleep schedule again

he probably tried to hit on the /fit/ girls.
but hes here again so he failed

>Well I'm in bed
*hops in your bed*
*steals your blankets*
*hugs you through your stolen blankets*

>How was your gym session?
It was alright, but it was really busy even at 9pm even but I guess that's because the uni lectures have begun.

You should be safe for me desu

W-w-well now I'm blushing in real life. D-do you actually care if I injure myself?

Probably, although the stuff he says is bound to get him smacked
not just rejected.
>*steals your blankets*
You always do this!
Give em back!

im gonna get these blakets back
with or without the pervert in them

O-of course desu

>bound to get him smacked
What if that's what I want?

>You always do this!
>Give em back!
No!
They're mine now!
We'll just have to lie close to each other so both of us can keep warm.

I love you :3

oh dunners i like you please never change

I love you in more ways than one

I-I'm not sure where this is coming from... but ok

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Stop making me blush. I hope you aren't this flustering when I come visit you.

fine then i take it back

Too late sucker!
You can't take it back!
Muahahahahah
You will remember the name "lanklet"

okay lanklet
will call you that from now on

no
shutup
you'll call me master
and I'll call you bunny
easy as pie

okay lanklet

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>when the bully slowly awakes

We'll see

Can you make me lick your feet?

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tought you wanted to be the master?

that depends
are you going to make me do immensely degrading things?

for example dressing like a dog and make you lick my dirty hands while cooking?
ye

YES
EXACTLY THAT KIND OF THING

maybe i will have revenge for those months you dommed me
will make you my bunnyslave

please do!
me on the right

what a pervert you are
fine then. Explain and say thank you, that master gave you two (you)'s

I was just joking!
I didn't mean it, I'll call you master if you like! Anything!
Please, I'm sorry.
and t-thank you for the (You)'s master...

good boy.
maybe master will spank you later for punishment. But for such a pervert that even might be a reward. Will have to think about that.
im going to eat lunch now. Would take you with me to the cantina but you arent trained enough yet for that.

y-yes sir!
I'll wait outside until you are home.
b-but please don't leave me too long m-master

REEE I want to go back to sleep but I'm not tired

>outside
its -8 degrees here. I might need a while till im back
and you are dressed like a dog
Hint: dogs dont wear clothes

play with that pervert a little.

y-yes master
I'll be naked for you if you like, b-but it's really quite cold but I can bear it for you.

No, I don't want to :c

Stay up and watch these two pervs go at it.

Hmm it might give me ammo to laugh at them with, tempting

w-why won't chch step on me
it's just not fair, what did I do to make her hate me

It's nuthing personel you pervert, I'd rather peel my skin off with a cheese grater than touch a person right now

>than touch a person right now
wait why?

>I'd rather peel my skin off with a cheese grater than touch a person right now
Quite graphic.

*lewd
you on maintenance right now?

Not a conversation I'm willing to have here or atm
Ye

o-oh...
I see how it is...

Ye
This isnt related to that tho desu

oh okay
hope you will feel better soon desu c:

sad

>maintenance
what?

tha red unz go fasta

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What??

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I hope it isn't what I think it is.

I'll probably feel better after I get more rest but I'm not tired atm
Don't worry about it

I most certainly am worried about it

hope you do feel better desu

>nico is 2 years older than maki
still can't fully accept that fact

Time heals all wounds qt
hope you feel better soon
and we are always here for ya, right?

I've never even seen the show

> EY BREW JUST GO RREIT AHED AND STICK YER DICK IN ME BREW
> WE CAN GIT SOME FUSH N CHUPS AFTERWARDS. EH?
> OH YISS BREW FUCK ME BREW THATS PRETTY GOOD BREW AUUAUAUUGHGHGHGHGHGHHG
> YEW CAME A FUCKTON EH BREW
> OH SHIT JUST GOT TANGAROA ON BEWTY CALL BREW I CANT WAIT FOR THAT GUY TO FUCK ME LOIKE A GIRLL BREW

NZ lewdpowsters, everybody
[spoiler]not like we sound any better talking dirty, though[/spoiler]

Same desu
all i know is that honoka is a cutie, kotori is a cutie, umi is a moralfag cutie, eri is a humongous slut who's just asking to be groped and molested and violated, and rin and hanayo are completely irrelevant

better than s*Ngaporeans

nice spoiler

I watched Once Were Warriors three times to see if there were any hidden nudes in it.

who are you quoting?

Listening to the Jonestown Mass Suicide Tape
interesting stuff

Forgot to reply but

Bob Marley is cool but it was just the whole environment really. Like I pay money to get taught complicated shit that no one else wants to learn - that's why I'm at Uni. Not for some 30 year old wannabe hippie spouting shit about good UI UX design.

I know it's important but I'd rather maths and stats over design any day of the year - plus a lot of it just seems like intuitive commonsense really
I think I could pretty easily get something lined up from one of the lecturers I've been chatting with. Will definitely be a bit nerve racking but it's only 75 hours which is like a full week of work really. Can spread it across multiple workplaces as well I believe.
Yeah it's sort of a gamble, but I'm pretty sure that once I enrol in it it'll force me to actually make a serious effort, and could knock it out in a matter of weeks if I get lucky!

>americans
conway is a exception

>ywn be there to watch Jango Fett go apeshit on his daughter's rapist
why live

I'm worried more about your low iq

I Will, it always passes . Thank you for caring tho
Yeah it does, as long as you clean the wound :p
I literally only picked up a new Zealand accent less than a year ago ;(

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it's a good film, I also enjoyed "whale rider", NZ has a decent amount of excellent films. I can also tell you some good aussie films if you want them
stop it, you're making me go red with embarrassment
Obviously It's some guy met at a gay bar from NZ I fucked a year ago

>I'm worried more about your low iq
What rude?
I've never heard that word used before you dumb thot.

What do you think of Simon Bridges

he really BRIDGES the gap, if you know what I am saying

Something about him seems dodgy but idk what
What are euphemisms
>dumb thot
Dunners stop calling me what you wish you were called while someone stands on you

I kinda wished it was Crusher Collins.
I don't have any Simon memes.

Policy wise he's a typical conservative national stooge, against social liberalism and moderate economic policies.
On the other hand compared to boomers he is quite environmentally focused so that's nice at least.
Honestly he seems fine, not that I'd ever vote National.