So can humans actually have sex with cartoons in this world or is it just a whole lot of teasing?

So can humans actually have sex with cartoons in this world or is it just a whole lot of teasing?

Only when it's funny.

Are the cartoons anatomically correct?

NOIDS DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH DOODLES!

Sure. It happened in Cool World.

I assume they don't feel "human"
also probably don't have any private parts.

>He hasn't seen Jessica Rabbit's vagina in that short frame

At the very least oral sex is possible.

I am surprised Brad Pitt's career survived that horrible movie. He was still a young and unknown actor at the time.

W-what do they feel like, then?

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>came here to post this
>first post in thread

All is right with the world.

There's probably a stigma against Humans x Toons relationships in their world.

Paper cuts

Sure. Though I imagine the squeaky noises end up being a turn-off for most.

No, Cool World was that humans and Toons could never have sex.

Lingering reference to its original concept, most likely.

Sex? Toon play patty-cake, ya nincompoop.

>Cool World was that humans and Toons could never have sex.

You mean 'should never', 'cause sex between a toon and a man straight up happens.

It was always weird to me how a rabbit was banging a hot redheaded busty toon.

Must be one awkward sex life.

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I read somewhere that in the novel she's just pretending.

But in the movie her love is genuine. He must be really limber in bed or something.

I assume some pretty hard core paper cuts

REMEMBER ME EDDIE? WHEN I FUCKED YOUR BROTHER?!

I SOUNDED JUST

LIKE

THIS

>Knife shaped erection intensifies

They actually have a real emotional attachment.

Roger was a stagejand in a seedy nightclub act her domineering mother made her perform. His antics were the first thing to make her laugh sonce she was a little girl.

Didn't one of the sequel books had even kids product of that relationship or am I mixing shit up?

Hot

Toons don't give a shit about whether you're shaped like an hourglass or not. Roger is basically a sex symbol to them.
There's a reason Jessica performs at a club for humans, no toon would really care about her. She isn't all that funny.

>roger
>sex symbol

now i want to see what toontown porn is like

It looks remarkably similar to moon over june

It's not actual sex though, they're literally playing patty-cake in the dark, mostly because it's funnier that way.

Toon girls would probably give crazy good head.

In the novel Jessica got her start in Tijuana Bibles, basically badly drawn Mexican doujins. So yes, she would have a functional vagina.

You can actually see her vagina in one quick frame.

In hentaitown

>jessica got her career started getting MEXICAN'D in doujins

what? did roger know about it?

>Hentai
>Anatomically correct
Well they'd be fuckable at least.
And hey, some people are into absurd proportions.

This guy gets it. Toon sex is patty-cake. They might not even know how humans have sex with each other.

>Jessica not knowing what human sex is like
>she gets startled when she sees your dick

CUTE

>so only when the penis is really small?

the original novel isn't really that tied up with the movie. In the novel they are more like newspaper toons who mostly talk via word balloons and Roger is sort of the bad guy there, and Roger actually knew about Jessica's stuff iirc.

The novel and the movie are two completely different canons. They weren't even Toons in the original novel, they were comic strip characters that were could die as easily as humans. They just created stunt doubles to avoid dying performing dangerous gags. Honestly the novel was a mess. It was garbage, with the only redeeming thing was that it made way for the movie.

Dude, no.
Paper cuts