You may only post in this thread if your country had the most successful empire in world history

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>fought the three largest countries in the world at the same time on three fronts

This is His Majesty the Emperor's thread now

why are you posting then? xD

in.

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Ok...

Hijacking this thread for Stormaktstiden

>now the most cucked empire in history

so proud

>the US is the only hyperpower that has ever existed in world history
All y'all faggots can suck my nuts

Kek.

This.

Abe is pretty alright

"Had" haha Brits living in the past, stuck on a tiny island

Anglo pls.

Looks like I'm allowed to post.

Sup

I'm pretty sure losing your empire isn't a sign of success

thats not even in top 10 my friend

>WE WUZ ROMANZ

How could you fuck up from this position of superiority?

It has the by far biggest legacy friendo

Maybe not the largest but every other European empire has tried to mimic it.

How do you do?

>India
Don't forget Persia
Said it, I fuck off

That would be Sweden, you silly leaf

>Marks water
Top fucking kek

>conquered irrelevant savage lands
>successful
>still lost them despite winning the war
>british imperialists

Pleb tier

dude just mine more silver lmao

You aren't speaking Mongolian right now. You are speaking English, that speaks volumes.

Hi, we're here to trade gold for little mirrors.

>responsible for cursing the world with hue monkeys
No

>Successful

Shitty inbred kings, too many war and the eternal anglo

>Implying implications

We regret not having colonized Canada instead

At least that one did last for more than 1 and a half century.

>had
O m i laffin

Siesta my dude, the eternal anchor of Spanish glory

What is a mirror, apestoso?

Is that poo traces in the ocean spreading from former spanish colonys?

>Flag
>Pic

Sweden, please, your ancestors are rolling in their grave.

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>Rome 509BC-1453
>Literally ancestor to all europe
>Ancestor to the greast empires of earth
>Not succesful

Never claimed it was mine, only the most sucessful

>What is a mirror, apestoso?
(((you can't make this shit up)))

mirror
[mir-er]
noun
1.
a reflecting surface, originally of polished metal but now usually of glass with a silvery, metallic, or amalgam backing.
2.
such a surface set into a frame, attached to a handle, etc., for use in viewing oneself or as an ornament.

>You may only post in this thread....

How did this one guy, born on the steppes in a fucking tent and also being completely illiterate, manage to BTFO multiple different major civilizations, including Islamic, Chinese, and Slavic European?

I was roleplaying, tío.
Git Gud
He had Guts

Hello where be the thracian whences at?

imagine being portuguese or spanish

I was only correcting OP

Superior tactics, the Europeans simply weren't prepared to face an army that fought the way that the mongols did, they were outplayed in every battle.

MИ БУЛИ ПAHИ

Controlling the waterways is no small thing.

>most of his clay lands are sparsely populated even today

Whassup boyz

I read a 400+ page boo about his life.

In essence, he conquered and gradually assimilated every nation through ruthless violence , destroying everything in his path, including buildings, monuments or places of historical importance. He did all of this for one reason, so that his future family would be powerful and would never have to suffer like him.

Of course, those fucking idiots after his death started with the infighting and then destroyed each-other.

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You can't just snipe parts of your empire from different periods of history and combine them into some bastard child france.

>anachronique


Oh, the common fate of Empire.

book*

Oh? Is that why when they invaded Hungary a second time they had to withdraw?

>be french
>start colonization in Quebec
>lose it to English
>unable to steal Brazil from us
>mark a presence in Africa and Asia too late
>get the shittiest part of those two continents, plus some little islands in the Pacific
>claim to have a great Empire

Take a sit, frog

I obviously meant during their major advancing phase early in the empire, I'm not denying they ever began to fail and collapse.

Pack it up boys, we're fucked.

Hello!

Yeah, I guess terrestrial based empires are cool and all, but just so you know, all the aliens are laughing at us humans for not even having conquered a single other planet worth a damn.

I mean come on, guys. It's the current year! How can we not have at least colonised a few other worlds by now?

>be french
>fail to git gud in colonies
>try to take over europe instead
>try to into russia
>betrayed by fellow countrymen
>be cucked ever since
armpit of america

This is so worrying.

They didn't have the tactical genius of Subotai. Hungarian success the second time worked because of King Bela's fortification strategy. Subotai worked with Chinese siege engineers taking down fortifications on a much grander scale than European castles, too bad he died

>be portugal
>only have Brazil and one or two nigger countries in Africa, as well as irrelevant islands
>""""great"""" empire

Typical talk of a TERRITORY that isn't even big enough to be a country

>be France
>fail to steal Brazil from crippled Portugal occupied by Spain

Isn't Portugal a Spanish colony?

Isn't France an Algerian colony?

>world history

what about current times?

The US has a stronger grasp on the world economy and military than the British ever did. We hold the entire World under our rule, not just a few colonies.

shoo globalist

>Be France
>All colonies are muslim
>mailand is now muslim too

Good job on missing the whole point of colonisation, cunts.

>austria
>5% to 15%

>tfw you realize we waz evil technological advanced alien invaders n' shit.

Finland are still mongolians, that speaks volumes

Also in terms of land occupied Britain had a much larger empire, it only appears smaller do its separated territories and how maps distort the real size of countries

why are you ripping off australians flag lmao

>The US has a stronger grasp on the world economy and military than the British ever did.

You're the world's biggest debtor and you regularly lose wars to Third World countries. Colour me unimpressed.

Also, Guam and Puerto Rico do not constitute a colonial empire.

Im sorry to hear that man, cheer up.

Maybe take a look out the window.

>Why act like the U.S. doesn't rule the world?
why so mad about the whole war of independence way back in 1776 and then losing WW2 and having to be saved by us.

mongol empire 34,0 million kilometers
british empire 33,0 million kilometers

part of having an empire is controlling those countries directly.

look at Turkey, they are shifting over to Russia and there is nothing America can do about it other then negotiating a better deal with them.

test

Edit: it worked

WOW, didn't know the African Empire conquered Great Britain

Wrong

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They voted in a flag democratically that ripped off ours rightfully given to us.

t. Alberto Barbosa

You're goddamn right, Mr. "I have more murders than East Timor"

Charles XIII fought on three founts and then proceeded to invade mother fucking Russia for your country... and for what? It to be taken over by fucking Syrians?

You were saying?

You should be happy we kept the British cuck stamp and not become a fuckin fern.

Doing a great job there! Ever heard of pax britannica?