Aku will have 7 daughters in the new Samurai Jack season

>Aku will have 7 daughters in the new Samurai Jack season
Hope y'all are ready for more evil waifubait

>teacupballerina
Is this bait, user?

It has a DA filename so OP is not baiting he's just autistic.

I know it's from DeviantArt. I've seen the artist. I just hope this is bait because there's no way someone could be this retarded.

I posted the image just as a placeholder you autists. calm down.

huh. i'm kind of okay with this. or would be, if aku was really a form of animal life, rather than a piece of an evil cosmic black entity. those are cute and appropriate-ish designs, and good names..

Too bad Sloth and Lust are the only waifuable ones.

Wrath ain't that bad looking.

Read the thread.

So we going full FMA all up in here?

i would a sloth though

Azko > Hanabi >>>>>>>>>> Akane > Kanna > pedoshit

How do we know they are actually a central part of the plot, and not something Jack just slices into in the first few episodes?

How would Aku even get someone pregnant? What is his DNA? How does his incorporeal spirit body create sperm?

Reminder that they actually look like this and not OP's shitty special butterfly OCs.

that's even better

Only Hanabi/Sloth's design is good

I thought those were just acolytes or priestesses or some shit.

One user said the cultists and the babies all looked the same.

But where is Chi?

Hanabi > Keane > Akane > Kuu >>>>>> Aika > Akura > Kanna

>7 deadly sins
These get way too much attention in pop culture, imo. Just to shake things up, I'd like to see the 7 heavenly virtues for once. Like the sins, they need to be practiced with some amount of moderation and can be bad in excess. Also they make better girl names: Chastity, Temperance, Humility, Patience, Charity, etc.

Well, his daughters are going to be half human themselves.

Why did Aku wait so long to fuck anything?
Why did he even need to?
He's fucking aku. He can be anywhere anytime.

Hopefully the new season will answer these questions. My guess is that none of his other plans worked at getting rid of Jack, so this is his latest one.

Probably for shits and giggles.
Yeah he's a supreme evil overlord but you have to remember he wasn't above for doing silly shit just cause.

Con panels made it sound like Aku's not really trying to kill Jack anymore. Jack's stopped trying to complete his quest, so now Aku is extremely bored and has started killing more people just for fun.

Like that time he put on a dress and pretended to be a girl?
>Jack's stopped trying to complete his quest
FUCK.
NO.
WE ARE NOT REPEATING THAT SHITTY COMIC AGAIN

Sorry, m8, when the season starts off, Jack no longer has his sword, but instead a gun, and rides around on a motorcycle, not giving a shit about much of anything. Genndy's said a large part of the story is him finding his way again.

>Jack no longer has his sword, but instead a gun,
Well, that's different at least.
>and rides around on a motorcycle, not giving a shit about much of anything.
That's shit
Genndy's said a large part of the story is him finding his way again.
That's even more shit.
THIS BETTER END LIKE A FUCKING MASTERPIECE
HE BETTER GET BACK TO THE FUCKING PAST

So they're actual daughters or is that not just the name of their group? Like Sons of The Emperor or some shit like that?

There was a scene shown at SDCC where these cultists were watching as a woman gave birth to the seven daughters. And IIRC an user said they were all black like Aku and had his horns, so probably the former.

eh, I'd take Hanabi

not necessarily a threat to my health, can't really want for much (because how would she acquire it) and the sex is probably there whenever i want it as opposed to when she wants it

she's like a regular girl except aku is her father

Is Chi Aku and Blossom's daughter?

Well Aku has been shown to be able to corrupt humans with his essence. If he wanted children he could go out and taint a few pre-existing ones.

That could acually create an interesting plot. Jack has to fight a bunch of little girls and he doesn't want to just hack them up because he knows they're still childen under that coat of inky black evil

Fucking hell I knew this shit reminded me of something. Blossom fucked Him too, right?

>Aku and Blossom
Where the fuck did that ship come from anyway?

Hoo boy. When Bleedman finds out about the canon daughters...

There's a reason why they're called crack ships

Is this a teacup thread now?
Is it time for thicc bubbles?

GREENSKIN LOVER DETECTED

You need to understand that this isn't Jack immediately after the Peach Boy episode, this is a Jack that hasn't found out he's going to be King of Seven Continents and he's been walking around Aku's wasteland for about twelve years now with no hope of returning to the past and doesn't give a flying fuck anymore because it's eating him alive day in and day out, to know that if he tries to find a path to the past again he's going to have it stolen from him, so he might as well just fuck around and give the finger to everyone because he can't do what he was told he's destined to do.

This is Punished Jack.

we need /tcb/ general

>twelve years
It's actually been fifty years in-universe since the last episode.

user, you're my kind of guy

smells like Loud House

>those are cute and appropriate-ish designs
But only one of them has GREAT, FLAMING EYEBROWS.

>So we going full FMA all up in here?
I'm pretty sure it's just the seven deadly sins and the writers don't care about weeb trash.

>Living in an evil lair
>Blackened skin and flaming hair
>Each of them the apple of my eye
>Raise an evil sisterhood
>To destroy all that is good
>To finally crush that blasted samurai!
>In Aku's house, in Aku's house
>Raining evil from above
>That's how you'll win my love
>In Aku's house, in Aku's house
>Seven daughters, one dad
>Being evil ain't so bad

Hanabi>Akane>Aiko>>Keane

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fanfiction was a mistake

these are aku and blossom's """daughters"""
stupid fucking crack ship

Her art's good. Let's give her that.

why would you lie on the internet?

>people actually would have liked these if they were real
fucking cancer

Well on itself bloosom and aku its Retarded....

BUT didn't Sup Forums came up with an AU in which adult blossom developes a Dr.Manhattan personality/ God complex? That's the only way that crack ship works

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>the writers don't care about weeb trash.
>Genndy
>not knowing that he is a big weeb

Strangely in character for Aku...

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TCB, you can really draw, but holy shit.

I don't understand why anyone would bother putting this much effort into creating original characters for fanfiction instead of just making their own series.

Aku is a shapeshifting almost god, replicating human DNA should not be an improbably task for him.

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WTF am I reading?

knew i missed one

Why the fuck does Aku want children? IsnĀ“t he supposed to be inmmortal?

>Why
GUESS

He's literally just bored.

Why do I like this fuck

>Aku breeding creates septuplets
>Like a fucking litter
This is clearly something Genndy is into

This shit is the best.

>MFW DUBS CONFIRM

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I've always wondered this, too.

Some fanworks approach professional quality; hell, some of the work in the MLP fandom surpass the content quality of the show itself. Why these communities don't go craft their own franchises is beyond me.

I can appreciate the visionary for his vanilla fetish

Aku didn't impregnate anyone. He was impregnated. By Jack.

>A LONG TIME AGO
>I MADE A SAMURAI WARRIOR UNLEASH AN UNSPEAKABLY EVIL AMOUNT OF CUM

post it

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Thank you

Sloth is easily the hottest of them all.

Would accept Wrath's tsundere abuse all day every day

>Sloth>Envy>Wrath>Lust>>>Greed>Pride>Gluttony

lots of hanabifags in this thread
have a present


"hanabi"=fireworks
so named for the short-lived explosiveness of her power in between week-long naps
she's the strongest one lol you fucked up

Hanabi is bae and if you disagree you are an utter plebe.

Teacup!?

I knew it. The moment the Guardian refused to let Jack return home, he fucked up.

Bump

I've got no salvation

I love the pregnant Blossom, and the septuplets

But why Aku? What is the appeal?

What the fuck kind of question is this?
Aku is the essence of appeal

You mean besides the sex part right?
Also I have a hard time imagining him sharing a bed with anyone. Or using one for that matter.

I can't wait.

Pic related is a storyboard panel for the new season from scott wills' instagram :^)

You don't have to imagine it user, it's already confirmed

It's the same shit as Shrek and Shadow.

this is an apt description of cartoons these days, now all we need is someone to do this again overtop it and do something worse