Highschool movie clichés

>that kid who wore always the same hoodie to school
>that kid that always wore a hoodie to hide the fact that hes overweight
>that kid that never said anything unless he got asked
>that kid that didint get greeted by the girl that approached his group of male friends
>that kid that went home from school for 12 years
>that kid that didint make anything out of himself
>that kid that cut all contact just to feel less shit about himself
>that kid that imagines life together with a girl that showed the slightest bit of affection to him

name 1

> that kid that fucked OP's mom LMAOOOOO

> tfw started reading all the cliches for fun
> tfw all the cliches are my life

That kid who's parents would take them on a vacation in the middle of the school year.

karate kid

bruh

>>that kid that always wore a hoodie to hide the fact that hes overweight
h-heh...nah never knew anyone who did that...
thanks for reviving a ton of repressed memories and weird emotions

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Praise Kek and Pepe!!!

Literally me

Yeah what the fuck was that shit about. It'd be like 2 weeks into the school year and fucking Darren was just like
>MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DISNEY!

Too bad a hoody makes even an average person look like a dumpy blob.

how do these even apply here you retard

Is this a bot?

I actually wore a hoodie to hide that I was skinny

>hallway scene
>full of people but they are all next to their lockers except the protag who is the only one walking in the middle

he has a list of characters to ridicule

t. I'm Sup Forums and I'm triggered by literally fucking everything

can anyone explain this one to a non burger?

guess it's really just concealment for all sizes, eh?

idunno, parents probably had some kind of seasonal job and would only get "vacation" time during the school season and couldnt do it over the summer.

>triggered
>pol
you're the one spamming these pics i was just pointing out how the thread wasn't political you moron

what the fuck

>that kid with health problems who would be gone for months at a time who you sometimes wonder is still alive

DEUS VULT FELLOW KEKISTS

shills going ALL OUT

>be Sup Forums
>cry when you're told to go back to your containment board

>warning
i hope this turns to at least 24h bans

is this like the first you are deployed or something? you are supposed to make fun of the "cult of kek" when Pepe is associated with Trump and politics, not when it's used as a normal reaction image

>the kid that was pretty popular during school hours but who had extremely overprotective parents that refused to let them go out after school or on weekends with friends unless they had verbal assurances from friends parents that they will be constantly supervised so the kid eventually stopped trying and missed out on underage drinking and formative teen romance and now the parents have the nerve to complain that the grown up kid doesn't go out and socialise and get a girlfriend

Shills BTFO amirite pedes? Kikes can't match of to a superior white specimen such as myself

The anti-Sup Forums bot is broken, lmao

>protagonist is supposed to be a loser
>has multiple friends and two gfs to choose from, one of them being literally the most wanted qt in the world

When will we get an actual realistic, full on bleak representation of the high school experience?

No ridiculous character development with him somehow getting the hottest girl in the school and suddenly becoming the "cool" kid with a bunch of friends.
Just a character study of an isolated high school loner struggling through everyday social interactions, is it too much to ask?

try being homeschooled

>that kid who likes to look back and think he never fit into any particular clique but normie enough where he hung out with all of them on occasion, when in reality he was just an uninteresting, quiet shyfag who nobody really wanted to be good friends with but was nonthreatening enough where they didn't reject him entirely

>that kid whos friends always did stuff without him and never even though to ask him to do anything with them and then they wonder why you never do anything with them

GOD DAMMIT.
MY PROFILE PIC FROM A YEAR AGO HAD ME DOING THIS OKAY SIGN. I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS. NOW I HAVE TO STOP BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU RETARDS. SHIT.

That new Jeffrey Dahmer film.

TAKE IT BACK!

>that kid that didint get greeted by the girl that approached his group of male friends
Was that the same kid who didn't get a hug goodbye when everyone else did?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>that paranoid kid who thinks the rest of his friends make fun of him behind his back

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>politics is so fucked up in the current year that vanilla ice cream and the ok emoji are now symbols of neo-nazi, white nationalism

>tfw furthest ive gone with a girl is a goodbye kiss on the cheek
jdimsa

jesus fuck...

>tfw that kid who actually has a real solid friend that still hang to this day but you still feel like the odd one out despite the fact that there's been a shit ton of evidence to the contrary
>tfw that kid who didn't appreciate his girlfriend junior year so she broke up with him and then he fell in love with her because he has a bad habit about wanting what he cant have so he got another girlfriend and now 4 years later he's still with that second girlfriend who is fiance in all but name and that first girlfirends father passed away from cancer so she moved back from a soccer scholarship and then he started reconnecting his friendship with her and they got drunk together and she confessed that she wanted to be together but she feels like because of the trauma she's been to she as nothing to offer him and then she gave him a toothy blow job
>In Too Deep starts playing

did you catch a glimpse of the youtube comment section for the trailer? absolute fucking trash. bunch of psycho bitches >"yass [main actor's name] slaay so cute omggz"
movie seems like it might be ok though. hope they stick to the fucking comic (which is also bretty gud)

All me except I actually had 2 different girls come up to me while I was with my friends. The second one I started fucking a little after graduating.
The first one was actually pretty cute, I even blew her off when she literally asked me out while we were alone. I do not know why I did it, perhaps I was paranoid that she was making fun of me... Fucked up shit man

>that one kid girls would dare each other hug as a joke
Really hated that episode

fucking chad
*spits*

get the fuck out my board

It has no soul, so in a way, yes.

>that one episode where the 13 year old with the double d's started thrusting her chest out in a club dancing sequence during home ec and you look away because you're too shy of her seeing you look.

God damn I wish I got more peeps of those titties. She even went and hugged me afterward, and played the "are you nervous?" game with me... it sucked being shy and out of the cool group.

>Post irrelevant bullshit
>have your stupidity confronted
>HAAAAA /POOOOOOL/
No way you aren't that Reddit tranny.

oh god mutliple hug goodbyes in a group were the worst, I just moved behind everyone and hoped I don't make eyecontact with the person leaving

>that kid that cut all contact just to feel less shit about himself
Maybe that kid is just sick of always being the one initiating contact, and assumed everyone just pitied him. Maybe he was proven correct when they never once tried to contact him, probably relieved that they never have to talk to him again.

I think the majority of Sup Forums anons and Sup Forums posters in general are called "nice" their whole life.
Your mom sheltered you as a kid, always taught you good manners and you never started any confrontation. First you were the "good boy" and now you are "nice". And with every year passing by being nice get's you less and less. Women aren't attracted to you sexually, You don't know how to flirt because you are afraid it might seem offensive. Guys don't want to drink with you. You always obey the authority. If you work your boss toys around with you. People scam you left and right and you still respond positively. You slowly realize that being nice doesn't get you shit, but you are so used to it you can't help it. It actually slowes you down.
When people hand you flyers you always take them. When marketing people call you on your phone you always talk to them. When mormons come to your house you listen to them and try to politely say "no" for 10 minutes. You pick stuff up for people. Maybe relatives call you for help sometimes, but you get none of it back

You always listen.
But no one ever listens to you.

>You don't know how to flirt because you are afraid it might seem offensive
i wish i knew how to end this feel

>People scam you left and right and you still respond positively
I guess but I end up feeling like shit and end up blaming myself for it.

>You don't know how to flirt because you are afraid it might seem offensive
I just don't really know how to do it

>When marketing people call you on your phone you always talk to them.
Don't do this one. I can just hang up and never have to deal with them again, so I don't have to worry about their reaction.

>When marketing people call you on your phone you always talk to them
>implying i even pick up my phone. ever

>Are you kidding? She doesn't even know I exist!

that's a good thing because then she doesn't know about how much of a loser you are, you could just say you're new to town

>pick up phone
>realize it's not a family member or someone I know
>don't reply, just leave the phone there and wait until the other person hangs

should we all kill ourselves, Sup Forums?

>that kid who killed himself and nobody really cared at all

rickkon stark

>parents leave for the weekend, I'm home alone
>planning to have a cozy coen bros marathon with some pizza and play call of duty 2 singleplayer for some nostalgia fuel
>phone starts ringing, I ignore it completely
>after some time it rings again, I look at the phone just to see which number it is, it's unknown so I don't answer and hope it doesn't ring again
>15 minutes pass phone is ringing same number calling, I start sweating just from the sound
>I go by the phone and start contemplating what if it's my mom calling me, what if a terrible accident happened
>I'm sweating from every orifice and my heart is racing, finally muster up some courage to answer in the last second of the ringing probably
>"h-h-hello?"
>it's just an automated machine from our provider telling me how our monthly balance is unusually high this month and that this is just a notice so we know

Had to take a shower just because of that extreme stress sweat. Will die of stress in my late 50s most probably.

>pick up phone
>telemarketer
>let them do their whole deal
>make fart noise with mouth before hanging up on them

gib cure

fuck. ive done similar things.
>someone knocks on the door when everyone is asleep but youre up
>they keep knocking
>heart's bpm nearing nightcore-tier
this aint healthy, man

yes, except I wasn't popular at all during school hours

how measure dink guys srsly. bone pressed on the side facing you?

>the kids who shot and killed their classmates werent continually called gay fags & hate crimed by those classmates.. poor classmates dindu nuttin

About tree fiddy

goddamn every other post in this thread is almost like a slap in the face

stop talking about me, i'm better now. you can't shame me any more op. i can't change what i did but i can improve myself through introsepection and maturity. also, frog posting, really?

I wore a hoodie to rage my pernament raging erection. Seriously, I don't know if it was some sort of medical condition or not, throughout entire hs seeing gurls in my school always made me daimons.

nice blog post faggot

>only develop fetish fot being bullied after high school
>never got bullied while there
JUST

>>that kid that never said anything unless he got asked
>>that kid that didint get greeted by the girl that approached his group of male friends
>>that kid that went home from school for 12 years
>>that kid that didint make anything out of himself
>>that kid that cut all contact just to feel less shit about himself
>>that kid that imagines life together with a girl that showed the slightest bit of affection to him

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

oh wow they made a movie about me?

>That episode where the chads kept talking down to the quiet kid and calling him "bud" as if he isn't 100% aware they don't really give a shit
The writers are really ruthless some seasons

they were just trying to be your friend man

>those last three
STAHP

Didn't happen to me but I saw it all the time. The cool kids would literally talk down to some of the oddballs and ironically start conversations just to make fun of them.

Try reading the rules

>that kid that cut all contact just to feel less shit about himself
>that kid that imagines life together with a girl that showed the slightest bit of affection to him
Err fuck off yeah?

Over here, uk, some parents would do it cause flights and hotels are so much cheaper ouside of the summer holidays

>Tfw too cool for the nerds, not cool enough for the cool kids, not enough of an athlete for the jocks and not good enough at math for the brainiacks

What wrong with doing this? Plus sometimes school would be cold af so I dont see the problem

>I even blew her off when she literally asked me out while we were alone
Haha what kind of fucking idiot would do something so fucking stupid amirite? Haha how ridiculous haha...

It happened to me a lot in Jr High.

It didn't happen at school since my Jr High was pretty small and we were all pretty close but social gatherings/sports teams with other middle schools was kind of awkward.
It didn't happen so much in HS since I was a late bloomer athlete and made two varsity teams freshman year.

I always thaught that they did/do it bc they equate being quiet/odd to being naive and anticipate that you'd spaz out and/or humor them.

I'm actually an assertive introverted Chad. Nice try though

>tfw im a kissless virgin but rejected girl that liked me

>that kid who continues to think any type of affection or attention from either sex (but females in particular) must be them and their friends making fun of him

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