To all eurofags and Canadians

To all you pretentious Eurofags/Canadians:
>United States
>Strongest nation on Earth for 70 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>11 'supercarrier' class aircraft carriers (next closest are Spain and Italy with only 2 smaller carriers each)
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun (except Iran and it's a prototype)
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>most powerful military to ever grace the face of our planet Earth
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Leader of the free world

Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. You follow our elections. You eat our food. You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.
You are ALL American people.

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>At the end of the day, you are all American people
thats the real problem
we are all infected by the disease that infected your country. For as long as americans were other people I had no care in the world, it became a nuisance when my fellow countrymen joined in

Okay says Mohammed

American's don't exist, America doesn't exist.

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>Worth 51% of the global economy
It's 23% actually

MART

What did he mean by this?

Mohammed? He is in Germany, not the Middle East dumbass

SHART IN MART

Remember Vietnam?

>still lost a war agaisnt vietnamese villagers

t. rectal infection
t. can't hold one in
t. ops shat myself

Yuropoors/Canadian faggots BTFO

Do you?

I think France has the most Muslims of any nation in Europe, cuck boy

>muh superior military

Who cares about that nowadays? I will start respecting you when you finally get universal healthcare like the rest of the civilized world.

>>Won WWII singlehandedly
No you didn't

And you haven't won a war since. Empire in decline.

Bu..But why do they SHART IN THE MART!

Why do you guys care so much about europe?

>I will start respecting you when you finally become communists like the rest of the civilized world
Come on, Germany, you're pathetic.

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MART

Because lefty shits needs a meme.

>"Has functioning railgun"
>Fails to note that the railgun is being developed by BAE Systems, a British defence company that the US frequently leeches off of.

excuse me we have two carriers also

10/10

TELL ME ABOUT THE AMERICANS

WHY DO THEY SHART IN MART

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED LARD

>drop nuke
>waaaah we strongest burgers on earth

I'm so scared went 3 wheel electric cart comes for my life while the driver stuck between door

FIRST ONE TO SHART
GETS TO STAY ON MY WALLMART

Also this and you still couldn't beat the Taliban and Vietnamese

>poor people on the streets (a crazy number)
>hundreds of thousand in jail for not paying park tickets

>Also
*all

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>American education at work
Kek, nice pasta tho

32% as of 2014

Your empire will go the way of all empires - into decline. Your a divided nation who's state structures have been co-opted by foreign corporate interest, it's just that you, as a citizen living within it, can't see that the decline has already begun. It has.

Your jobs have been sent to China, you have an ever increasing and impoverished underclass of ignorant masses with no hope of useful occupation, and importantly in terms of longevity; you're one of the biggest targets on the face of the globe for military conflict. Eventually, America itself will see foreign invasion, malaise and cultural death, it's only a matter of time.

It's not like ppl go around talking about Pax Romana anymore now do they.

Pic related is a vase painting depicting the Spartan victory over the forces of the Athenian empire during the pelopenniesan war. the historical comparisons between the United States and the Athenian empire is uncanny.

Rekt

We won the Iraq war you retard

>net national wealth
>global economy
Are you retarded? Also you know it's the [current year]

Insecurity the post

How's your 4 inch penis?

Keep telling yourself that, Pedro.
Sage

I make $140,000 per year with a grade ten education. All of your little factoids are meaningless to me because, if you are poor, it is esoteric nonsense.

Excuse me, but do you know what an economy is? Because you seem to be using the term as if it were a quantitative metric.
>The US has more economy than Italy
Give me a metric. Are you talking about gdp? Because I consider wealth to be a better indicator of economic success

youtube.com/watch?v=9Gqu2n5yb64

I dont even know what country your flag represents. We don't give a fuck about you. We're just better than you.

Also, you can clearly see the data is published every 5 years. JSYK, the difference between 2014 and 2014 is less than 5 years. 2014 is recent enough to get a grasp of the situation

>Won WWII singlehandedly
kek
>honda
>cross

this is offcially a shart in the mart thread.bring it on guys

Mate it was a rhetorical question, you didn't need to prove you are retarded
Op said "Worth 51% of the global economy"
Take the gdp of the world, take america's gdp, it's 23% instead of the 51% op was claiming

I might be Canadian, but at least I've never shit myself when in Walmart.

>healthcare = communism.

i can buy EVERY medicine for 5,50 €.
you will pay 2k+ for some super rare drugs and 50+ for moderate drugs.

I could have cancer or any other issues and would get free treatments, until I die.
You have to become a druglord to get enough money for the same shit.

I can stay at home, if I feel to sick for work.
You will have to work unless you want to live under a bridge.

I can stay in Hospital as long as I need to recover.
You will be kicked out if you stop paying them more per night then for a luxury hotel.

You're right. My communistic healthcare is soo bad.

And btw this is only healthcare.
How about student loans and other debts? Or the the Gendermadness?

You know what the biggest joke on the "Federal Gold Reserve" is?
Its not Federal, there is no Gold and no Reeserve.

Shitpost somewhere else, clint cuck

I'm nodding my head like yeah, moving my hips like yeah!

Shart in the mart meme isn't that funny guys. Poo in the loo.. now THAT was funny. This not so much.

Forced meme is forced
You gypsies haven't been good at shitposting for the past 18 months now.

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In the end, neither americans nor indians can put their poo in the loo

Kekd

I DO MY POO IN THE DRIVE TROUGH

You literally never said anything about gdp, neither did he. You just kept saying "global economy" as if there's only one metric by which to measure the state of an economy.

The US owns 32% of the global wealth. That is a fact. Mo

Beautiful.
So true.
We need to officially annex the rest of the world.

What's that? Austria wants to pay their fair share of NATO rather than allowing the United States to back the defense bill so they can afford their decadent socialism? Alright, buddy!

>diet coke
TRIGGERED

how will you do that with shit in your pants?

You forgot to mention that more than a third of your country think the earth is 6000 years old and was made in a week.

The should probably just open up a chain called ShartMart there now, replete with sprinklers and self draining floors next to the coke troughs the land manatees water from.

>You follow our elections
Not really interested, although Trump is kinda entertaining
>You eat our food
For gods sake no, that shit looks disgusting.
>You watch our movies and tv shows.
True dat, but also English (BBC), French (Arte) and German tv, so what's the deal?
>You wear our clothes
Mostly italien brands and Hugo Boss, so no I guess?
>Vernacular
British English was tough in my school, don't know for the rest of Europe.
>You acces american websites
Since the internet was developed in Europe (CERN), it's our good right to use our inventions.
>Constitution and Law
Roman Right and Code Civil anyone?
>Books and Art
There are American artists?
>You use our Weapons
I don't think so.
>You drive our cars
As a German: Lol
>Global Economy based on US Dollar
Which is owned by the Chinese?
>Bases on your soil.
Yes and now? Your Soldiers spend a good amount of money on our local festivitys, so they are welcome.
>When our President speaks you listen.
Funny, I thought your president listens when the banks speak?

SHART

>You literally never said anything about gdp, neither did he
How do you measure a share of the global economy if you don't understand what you're talking about?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_economy
About 77.6 trillion dollars, about 18.5 trillions from the usa, it's not that hard
>The US owns 32% of the global wealth. That is a fact. Mo
Good for you but it's not what op was talking about

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>Shartposter

SHART

*taught

Don't know what happend here

MART

Dog BLes

IN

That was our secret plan some time ago, user. To declare war against US, and raise a white flag as soon as you react so that you'd have to anex us as the 51st state ;)

american literature: to shart or not to shart

>Completely and utterly cucked by Israel

>Since the internet was developed in Europe (CERN), it's our good right to use our inventions.
You lack a fundamental understanding of how the internet works. Just because the internet was invented at CERN (based on American technology), that doesn't mean that there's free bandwidth.
Hell, moot had to buy the servers himself. You're talking to us through American servers. What CERN once did doesn't change that

Fucking tiptop lelel my friendos, KEKada le free healthcare? Lol, cannot into degenerates LOL!!! 50% women? Because it's 2013 LMAO Trudeau le epick #1 cucklord of KEKada :DDDD I am le redpilled tho!!! lMAO red and white pilled more like xDD le Kathleen Wynne???? Canucked by the green energy jew LMAO le REDPILLMERICA runs on MURICAN GASOLEEN :DDDDDD FUCKING epick Ontario, should le change their colours into BLUE (Like blue pill, fuck my lelels :DD BECAUSE ITS 20165 BECAUSE ITS 2018 BECAUSE ITS 1993 >implying le 90s best generation lmao le edm music le cancer lol LMAO BECAUSR ITS 16899399 LOL BECAUSE I GOT DUBBS CHECK MY DUBBS!!! CHECK 50% OF WOMEN LOL, >inb4 woman not into le qualified to run le small government xDDDdD O CANADA OUR HOME AND NATIVE KEK!!!

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MART

breaking news OP: Israel OWNS you!

You keep using the word economy as if it's quantitative. Do you even know what an economy is? It's not a number you can look at. It's a complex network of interactions between people involving resources.
GDP is not the measure of the global economy. It is only the measure of economic production. GDP is the value of all goods and services produced within a year. It's a very small indicator of how an economy is doing.
National wealth is more accurate than gdp since it takes actual wealth into account, and not just production

Wow you can kill a dozen shitskins with swords, Impressive. Oh and you still needed our help...
I'm so proud of you burger

tl;dr
it's almost over and you can't see that coming

Yeah, dumb ass americans... the Earth can't be 6000 years old, it's only the year 2016!!?? Duh!

>Britain criticizing America for asking for their aid in war
Oh this is rich

Plus, the United States is the land of mobility scooters. Pic related. You'll need unmanned drones going forward because your population will be too rotund to walk not to mention wage a war beyond the aisles of wal-mart.

you heard him boys, murica is literally FOR ANYONE that wants a piece of it, see you all there after the Clinton presidential victory when the borders open even more

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>Cite biased study
>Hurr Durr Americans are all dumb
I've only known one person who believed in the 6000 year old thing, and I live in the Bible belt where everyone is Christian.
He was a full-blown Calvinist, and he told everyone in school they were going to hell. He was very unpopular to say the least. Nobody liked their family so they moved away

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>op makes up share of the world economy the us is worth
>hurr you can't measure the economy
Yeah ok, gdp is not perfect but it's the closest thing you have to get a number you can compare to come up with the number op was talking about
And wealth has jack shit to do with the economy

You are cool Tom, I'll give you that. But not cool as you think you are.

SHART

>Wealth has jack shit to do with the economy.
Wtf? There's no way you can be this retarded.

So if we both have the same job and make the same money (which would be our gdp), but I have a huge house with several fancy cars while you ride the bus to your one bedroom apartment, are you saying we're economically equal? Because we have the same GDP, I just have more wealth. But apparently wealth doesn't mean jack shit so I'm just as well off as you apparently.

Seriously, please tell me you're not this economically illiterate