To all you pretentious Eurofags/Canadians: >United States >Strongest nation on Earth for 70 years and counting >Highest GDP on Earth >Worth 51% of the global economy >Largest navy in the world >11 'supercarrier' class aircraft carriers (next closest are Spain and Italy with only 2 smaller carriers each) >Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth >Only country with a functioning railgun (except Iran and it's a prototype) >30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth >Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones >most powerful military to ever grace the face of our planet Earth >Developing a new generation of spaceships >Only country to have been to the Moon >Only country with a private sector actively working in space >Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication >Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart >Won WWII singlehandedly >Leader of the free world
Don't like us? No problem. At the end of the day, you are all American people. You follow our elections. You eat our food. You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen. You are ALL American people.
>At the end of the day, you are all American people thats the real problem we are all infected by the disease that infected your country. For as long as americans were other people I had no care in the world, it became a nuisance when my fellow countrymen joined in
Bentley Williams
Okay says Mohammed
Nicholas Hughes
American's don't exist, America doesn't exist.
Carter Sanders
SHART
Lincoln Wood
IN
Anthony Lee
>Worth 51% of the global economy It's 23% actually
Elijah Gutierrez
MART
Nathaniel James
What did he mean by this?
Gavin Thomas
Mohammed? He is in Germany, not the Middle East dumbass
Wyatt Richardson
SHART IN MART
Tyler Davis
Remember Vietnam?
Blake Morris
>still lost a war agaisnt vietnamese villagers
Zachary Phillips
t. rectal infection t. can't hold one in t. ops shat myself
Eli Stewart
Yuropoors/Canadian faggots BTFO
Mason Rodriguez
Do you?
Samuel Wilson
I think France has the most Muslims of any nation in Europe, cuck boy
Tyler Morris
>muh superior military
Who cares about that nowadays? I will start respecting you when you finally get universal healthcare like the rest of the civilized world.
Kayden Sullivan
>>Won WWII singlehandedly No you didn't
And you haven't won a war since. Empire in decline.
Andrew Robinson
Bu..But why do they SHART IN THE MART!
Matthew Baker
Why do you guys care so much about europe?
Robert Foster
>I will start respecting you when you finally become communists like the rest of the civilized world Come on, Germany, you're pathetic.
Evan Adams
SHART
Eli Johnson
IN
Jeremiah Young
MART
Isaac Thompson
Because lefty shits needs a meme.
Blake Brown
>"Has functioning railgun" >Fails to note that the railgun is being developed by BAE Systems, a British defence company that the US frequently leeches off of.
Levi Rodriguez
excuse me we have two carriers also
Brody Nelson
10/10
Josiah Barnes
TELL ME ABOUT THE AMERICANS
WHY DO THEY SHART IN MART
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED LARD
Ryan Cook
>drop nuke >waaaah we strongest burgers on earth
I'm so scared went 3 wheel electric cart comes for my life while the driver stuck between door
Liam White
FIRST ONE TO SHART GETS TO STAY ON MY WALLMART
Aiden Taylor
Also this and you still couldn't beat the Taliban and Vietnamese
Liam Jackson
>poor people on the streets (a crazy number) >hundreds of thousand in jail for not paying park tickets
Jayden Morgan
>Also *all
Aiden Anderson
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Lincoln Evans
>American education at work Kek, nice pasta tho
Evan Sanders
32% as of 2014
James Barnes
Your empire will go the way of all empires - into decline. Your a divided nation who's state structures have been co-opted by foreign corporate interest, it's just that you, as a citizen living within it, can't see that the decline has already begun. It has.
Your jobs have been sent to China, you have an ever increasing and impoverished underclass of ignorant masses with no hope of useful occupation, and importantly in terms of longevity; you're one of the biggest targets on the face of the globe for military conflict. Eventually, America itself will see foreign invasion, malaise and cultural death, it's only a matter of time.
It's not like ppl go around talking about Pax Romana anymore now do they.
Pic related is a vase painting depicting the Spartan victory over the forces of the Athenian empire during the pelopenniesan war. the historical comparisons between the United States and the Athenian empire is uncanny.
Benjamin Adams
Rekt
Luis Baker
We won the Iraq war you retard
Robert Peterson
>net national wealth >global economy Are you retarded? Also you know it's the [current year]
Lincoln Russell
Insecurity the post
How's your 4 inch penis?
Jeremiah Martin
Keep telling yourself that, Pedro. Sage
Jack Young
I make $140,000 per year with a grade ten education. All of your little factoids are meaningless to me because, if you are poor, it is esoteric nonsense.
Daniel Nguyen
Excuse me, but do you know what an economy is? Because you seem to be using the term as if it were a quantitative metric. >The US has more economy than Italy Give me a metric. Are you talking about gdp? Because I consider wealth to be a better indicator of economic success
I dont even know what country your flag represents. We don't give a fuck about you. We're just better than you.
Samuel Sanders
Also, you can clearly see the data is published every 5 years. JSYK, the difference between 2014 and 2014 is less than 5 years. 2014 is recent enough to get a grasp of the situation
Jackson White
>Won WWII singlehandedly kek >honda >cross
Anthony Price
this is offcially a shart in the mart thread.bring it on guys
Jaxon Gray
Mate it was a rhetorical question, you didn't need to prove you are retarded Op said "Worth 51% of the global economy" Take the gdp of the world, take america's gdp, it's 23% instead of the 51% op was claiming
Sebastian Sullivan
I might be Canadian, but at least I've never shit myself when in Walmart.
Dominic Nelson
>healthcare = communism.
i can buy EVERY medicine for 5,50 €. you will pay 2k+ for some super rare drugs and 50+ for moderate drugs.
I could have cancer or any other issues and would get free treatments, until I die. You have to become a druglord to get enough money for the same shit.
I can stay at home, if I feel to sick for work. You will have to work unless you want to live under a bridge.
I can stay in Hospital as long as I need to recover. You will be kicked out if you stop paying them more per night then for a luxury hotel.
You're right. My communistic healthcare is soo bad.
And btw this is only healthcare. How about student loans and other debts? Or the the Gendermadness?
You know what the biggest joke on the "Federal Gold Reserve" is? Its not Federal, there is no Gold and no Reeserve.
Shitpost somewhere else, clint cuck
Thomas Hall
I'm nodding my head like yeah, moving my hips like yeah!
Grayson James
Shart in the mart meme isn't that funny guys. Poo in the loo.. now THAT was funny. This not so much.
Kayden Green
Forced meme is forced You gypsies haven't been good at shitposting for the past 18 months now.
Nicholas Myers
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Cooper Martin
In the end, neither americans nor indians can put their poo in the loo
Jeremiah Wright
Kekd
Aaron Lee
I DO MY POO IN THE DRIVE TROUGH
Ryder Fisher
You literally never said anything about gdp, neither did he. You just kept saying "global economy" as if there's only one metric by which to measure the state of an economy.
The US owns 32% of the global wealth. That is a fact. Mo
Jonathan Williams
Beautiful. So true. We need to officially annex the rest of the world.
Brody Miller
What's that? Austria wants to pay their fair share of NATO rather than allowing the United States to back the defense bill so they can afford their decadent socialism? Alright, buddy!
David Clark
>diet coke TRIGGERED
Blake Cruz
how will you do that with shit in your pants?
Christian Williams
You forgot to mention that more than a third of your country think the earth is 6000 years old and was made in a week.
Anthony Ward
The should probably just open up a chain called ShartMart there now, replete with sprinklers and self draining floors next to the coke troughs the land manatees water from.
Landon Russell
>You follow our elections Not really interested, although Trump is kinda entertaining >You eat our food For gods sake no, that shit looks disgusting. >You watch our movies and tv shows. True dat, but also English (BBC), French (Arte) and German tv, so what's the deal? >You wear our clothes Mostly italien brands and Hugo Boss, so no I guess? >Vernacular British English was tough in my school, don't know for the rest of Europe. >You acces american websites Since the internet was developed in Europe (CERN), it's our good right to use our inventions. >Constitution and Law Roman Right and Code Civil anyone? >Books and Art There are American artists? >You use our Weapons I don't think so. >You drive our cars As a German: Lol >Global Economy based on US Dollar Which is owned by the Chinese? >Bases on your soil. Yes and now? Your Soldiers spend a good amount of money on our local festivitys, so they are welcome. >When our President speaks you listen. Funny, I thought your president listens when the banks speak?
Jason Reed
SHART
Nathan Walker
>You literally never said anything about gdp, neither did he How do you measure a share of the global economy if you don't understand what you're talking about? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_economy About 77.6 trillion dollars, about 18.5 trillions from the usa, it's not that hard >The US owns 32% of the global wealth. That is a fact. Mo Good for you but it's not what op was talking about
Ryan Morris
IN
Michael Morris
>Shartposter
Andrew Brooks
SHART
Dominic Hernandez
*taught
Don't know what happend here
Carson Williams
MART
Henry Ward
Dog BLes
Jason Moore
IN
Nathaniel Sanders
That was our secret plan some time ago, user. To declare war against US, and raise a white flag as soon as you react so that you'd have to anex us as the 51st state ;)
Joseph Moore
american literature: to shart or not to shart
Eli Jackson
>Completely and utterly cucked by Israel
Juan Edwards
>Since the internet was developed in Europe (CERN), it's our good right to use our inventions. You lack a fundamental understanding of how the internet works. Just because the internet was invented at CERN (based on American technology), that doesn't mean that there's free bandwidth. Hell, moot had to buy the servers himself. You're talking to us through American servers. What CERN once did doesn't change that
Lucas Collins
Fucking tiptop lelel my friendos, KEKada le free healthcare? Lol, cannot into degenerates LOL!!! 50% women? Because it's 2013 LMAO Trudeau le epick #1 cucklord of KEKada :DDDD I am le redpilled tho!!! lMAO red and white pilled more like xDD le Kathleen Wynne???? Canucked by the green energy jew LMAO le REDPILLMERICA runs on MURICAN GASOLEEN :DDDDDD FUCKING epick Ontario, should le change their colours into BLUE (Like blue pill, fuck my lelels :DD BECAUSE ITS 20165 BECAUSE ITS 2018 BECAUSE ITS 1993 >implying le 90s best generation lmao le edm music le cancer lol LMAO BECAUSR ITS 16899399 LOL BECAUSE I GOT DUBBS CHECK MY DUBBS!!! CHECK 50% OF WOMEN LOL, >inb4 woman not into le qualified to run le small government xDDDdD O CANADA OUR HOME AND NATIVE KEK!!!
Austin Sullivan
IN
Xavier Martin
MART
Andrew Anderson
breaking news OP: Israel OWNS you!
Juan Cruz
You keep using the word economy as if it's quantitative. Do you even know what an economy is? It's not a number you can look at. It's a complex network of interactions between people involving resources. GDP is not the measure of the global economy. It is only the measure of economic production. GDP is the value of all goods and services produced within a year. It's a very small indicator of how an economy is doing. National wealth is more accurate than gdp since it takes actual wealth into account, and not just production
Jose Jones
Wow you can kill a dozen shitskins with swords, Impressive. Oh and you still needed our help... I'm so proud of you burger
Jace Moore
tl;dr it's almost over and you can't see that coming
Adam Thomas
Yeah, dumb ass americans... the Earth can't be 6000 years old, it's only the year 2016!!?? Duh!
Ethan Edwards
>Britain criticizing America for asking for their aid in war Oh this is rich
Bentley Hill
Plus, the United States is the land of mobility scooters. Pic related. You'll need unmanned drones going forward because your population will be too rotund to walk not to mention wage a war beyond the aisles of wal-mart.
Jackson Watson
you heard him boys, murica is literally FOR ANYONE that wants a piece of it, see you all there after the Clinton presidential victory when the borders open even more
Luke Jenkins
S H A R T H A R T
Kevin Cooper
>Cite biased study >Hurr Durr Americans are all dumb I've only known one person who believed in the 6000 year old thing, and I live in the Bible belt where everyone is Christian. He was a full-blown Calvinist, and he told everyone in school they were going to hell. He was very unpopular to say the least. Nobody liked their family so they moved away
Kevin Martin
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Mason Taylor
>op makes up share of the world economy the us is worth >hurr you can't measure the economy Yeah ok, gdp is not perfect but it's the closest thing you have to get a number you can compare to come up with the number op was talking about And wealth has jack shit to do with the economy
Hunter Parker
You are cool Tom, I'll give you that. But not cool as you think you are.
Jason Jackson
SHART
Cooper Price
>Wealth has jack shit to do with the economy. Wtf? There's no way you can be this retarded.
So if we both have the same job and make the same money (which would be our gdp), but I have a huge house with several fancy cars while you ride the bus to your one bedroom apartment, are you saying we're economically equal? Because we have the same GDP, I just have more wealth. But apparently wealth doesn't mean jack shit so I'm just as well off as you apparently.
Seriously, please tell me you're not this economically illiterate