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Why would any white man willingly vote for Corbyn?

How do I achieve this level of swagger?

have a headache
need my fix of caffeine

for me, its the Boulevardier, the more sophisticated brother of the Negroni

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I just voted for him to punish the tories, I know he can never win

*parp*

You get to wake up as either left or right

Which do you choose?

desu the negroni is kind of gross

this needs to go mainstream la
post it on your fb, insta, twatter etc
this has the potential to be the equalizer we soyboys need against smut posting succubi

Heard the North Atlantic Right Whale is going extinct lads.....no recorded births recently...

It's sad shit innit?

Makes me beg the question though, why not just important immigrant whales? Maybe some whales from the Indian Ocean?

left cause he looks fairly similar to me and i like myself

Idiots who think they'll be getting gibsmedats

still dont get the brap meme

>hey bro there's a cool LARP festival going on down the road, come check it out!

*hands you a shield and tiki torch*
*muffled BLOOD AND SOIL chants in the background*

left is much better lol

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Although purists may sneer, increasing the spirit ratio to 1.5/1/1 vastly improves both drinks. /hat

So many pretty and interesting girls in London

Saw a tall, middle class woman with purple hair today. Looked quirky, like she belonged in a film

it's purely a defensive mechanism la

left, right is grug tier in comparison

snowing again lids

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maybe i'll try that. the campari is so overwhelming i can't even really taste the gin
nothing hatworthy about cocktails

Gate shown in 2 minutes lads x

Personally when I post pic related in response to a peng ting / arse picture, it's not intended to be part of the 'BRAP' / fart-smelling meme.

It's just meant to be indicating the deep, sharp intake of breath that occurs when you see a picture that makes your willy tingle.

Feel this is important to clarify because I intend to get a lot more mileage out of this image.

yeah but literally every single person thinks that you're brapposting

Interesting but noted

cold out
irish whedder

haha the looks on their faces. love asians ngl.

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literally no snow in sight
BBC is fake news

only interesting if you're blind, obvious if you're not

I am white

I live in a safeseat so there's no point in voting for me
(yes I know that's probably a bad mindset yadda yadda yadda, but at the end of the day there's literally no point)

I feel the spongebob one is more ambiguous.

The other one with the blue slugman character (also from spongebob) where he is inhaling obviously green gas ties in more with the brap meme.

But my one it looks like it's just steam he's inhaling which could (and should) be construed as air in my context.

it's not
100% of people who see you post that image in response to an arse think that you're brapposting

Wish I looked like this

really want to find out more about the guy on the right

who is he? why does he look so horrible?

The Pharaoh also has androgynous bitch-titties

bristol here. had a flurry for about 5 minutes. now its over.

woof

exeter
not so much as a flake of snow here

>why does he look so horrible?
poor genes/ugly parents/poor diet/genetic or birthing disorder/no tan/poor grooming

puts 0 effort into his appearance. could easily knock his rating up a couple of points if he tried.

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hes some guy that /r/incel found and started using as their mascot

Maybe that's how you interpret it but there is no way of telling that other people, much less everyone, interprets it the same way.

Feel free to samefag the previous posts in this comment chain now to support your argument. I will no longer be replying.

depressed lol

they rebuilt the hotel yet?

Belfast here.
Clear sky, sunny, literally no snow

I'm a volcel
I'm fat

he's literally me

>gif
fuck off

Night lads

i happen to like the smell of arse (girl arse) sans brraapp tbqh don't like it when my posts are mistaken for brraapp posting

better than the alternative

Sydney here drowning in snow

Despite what Sup Forums would have you believe the white hating faction of Labour is rather fringe and I'm still dedicated to the patriotic socialist cause, which with our current political system can only be facilitated by voting Labour. Mind you, not that I particularly like where the party is positioned right now, Corbyn is a cuck of massive proportions, and Blairite centrist fags unfortunately dominate.
And never shall I vote Tory or Lib Dem, and further propagate our Americanised, capitalist system where the best men work and the worst men win.

I vote UKIP for Council and EU elections though because I'm against the Neoliberal Capitalist oligarchy that is the EU.

>ywn be employed by the soviet state to clown around with dog breeds all day and create wolf-dog hybrids

not fair

any jobs going

yeah steve jobs going to hell

nah not even close

there's always call centre work going for those with no self-respect

no shame in it; I work in a call centre

reap a cool £17k per annum (pre-tax)

>white male white nationalist husband
>asian female wife

see this a little too much, maybe the memes are true

>Implying this isn't spiritual as fuck
can't you feel your ancient European soul stirring

seems quite a comfy job

I think you're just jealous because two people found love and happiness, and neither of them are you.

Do women look at you when you don't look at them?

I noticed that whenever I don't look at women, they start looking at me.

literally me, as long as the asian wife has white skin (read: no SE Asian)

2018 should be the year we finally kick the racists out of /brit/

95% of the people in this crowd are virgins, would bet my life savings on it

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Icelandic rap is really good
Their language flows really well, even better than English

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>can't you feel your ancient European soul stirring
nah polynesian torches and 56% mutts dont really do it for me

worked in one for 2 years, it's extremely UNcomfy

it's comfy insofar as the fact you're inside in a warm room, sitting down

beyond that though it is very stressful - horrible you might even say

>the white hating faction of Labour is rather fringe
Diane Abbott would be our Home Secretary and Emily Thornberry would be our Foreign Secretary under a Labour government.

>snowing in London
So much for global warming, libshits

>working in a call centre seems comfy
how clueless can you be

being a virgin means you're pure of spirit

Can you feel it lads?

The white man is waking up and taking back his birthright

>L’Oreal’s first Transgender model, who was fired after saying that “all white people are racist” and “the most violent and oppressive force of nature on Earth” has been appointed as an advisor for the UK Labour party.
Earlier today.

didn't some of them dismiss Rotterdam and all other incidents too?

>he's so mentally weak he can't handle working in a call centre

bumders

Yesterday i bought tickets to go see black panther with a cute chick on okcupid Never saw her before. I went to go pick her up at 8:50 pm On the way there she tells me she doesn’t want to see black panther and that she rather sees 50 shades. I was a little bummed out but i didn’t complain. It’s life and i felt nice so i bought tickets to 50 shades.

So I’m on my way to pick her up and she’s 15 mins late. And i know we are going to miss at least the first 10 mins of the movie which was a bummer but I’m still in a good mood. I mean I’m here for the date not the movie.

So i see her in the dark and I open the door to let her in. Sooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh this was no chick. This was a dude dressed like a chick.

In my mind i was freaking out How do i end this asap! I don’t want to kick this person out of my car because frankly she has long ass finger nails and is slightly bigger than me and i have just met her

Plus i would kinda feel like an ass

So since the movie has already started we rush into the theater skipping the food. So i ask her while we are in the theater if she wants some pop corn. Instead of saying yes she complains to me that i should of asked before we got in to see the movie. She then tells me i have to at least spend 20 dollars on her.

So i walked out of the theater and ditched her their without a ride home.

what toilindustry did/do you work for? for me it was car insurance.

leftists hate racists but will happily vote for a racist to become deputy leader of the country.

how does that work?

its fucking dreadful lad, I'd rather work in a supermarket if I had to do some low skill job like that. At least in tesco you can slack off or take her handy, in a call centre you're constantly being monitored

I'm pretty sure the alt-right types were actually a minority there, and most of the people were either southern nationalists or old school white nationalists. Decent amount of women too. So hardly many Sup Forumsacks

20% off my paycheck is too fucking much!

>blood and toil

nice one lad, I am currently still in car insurance

which dept did you work in?

could and did handle it just fine, but its certainly not comfy

absolutely not
i try not to yell at telemarketers because it isnt their fault but most people do

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reminder all Icelandic people are literally half Irish

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