AYYY MISTAH MONROE

AYYY MISTAH MONROE

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was this the most annoying black mirror episode?

That was the worst of the BM episodes and that's saying something, considering the new season was shit. This one reeks of "how do you do, fellow kids"

White Bear is worse.

i actually forgot that episode existed, holy shit

Black Mirror episodes ranked:

>Great
Fifteen Million Merits
The Entire History of You
Be Right Back
Shut Up and Dance
San Junipero

>Good
The National Anthem
The Waldo Moment
White Christmas
Nosedive

>Meh
Hated in the Nation

>Bad
White Bear
Playtest
Men Against Fire

>White Christmas
>Good

It's literally a longer White Bear, meh tier at best

White Bear was incredible, but I thought about something with the ending:

What if the guy is about to tick a day from the calendar, but instead thinks about it and erases all the ticks?

Would've made the ending much darker.

why

I didn't mind the premise or plot of this Ep. It was just ruined by the main actor and actress.

>when Mr. Monroe BTFO of Waldo's actor.

>everybody laughing at everything the bear does
>I never laughed once
that was cringe

Quick recap on White Bear? Can't remember it at all, just blankness.

This

the only elite episode is history of you

the only episode aside from that one that's any good is be right back

everything else is heavy-handed, le edgy show, or just badly written and acted

those two are the only good episodes of the whole series. this is not arguable

Was he based on Triumph?
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>San Junipero
>great

put your head underwater and stay there until the bubbles stop

>San Junipero
>great
go back to tumblr fag

OHHH MISTAH JEFFRIES

>San Junipero

Here: woman wakes up with amnesia, everyone is recording her, starts getting chased by murderers, turns out it's a punishment for a crime she committed to have to go through it every day

omg ur so edgy

Shut Up & Dance and White Christmas were the best episodes

>not liking San Junipero

Your life must be sad.

Oh yeah, now I remember that shit. Thanks brah.

British people can not write tv I swear to god. What the fuck is with this show. It literally builds up a plot then switches on you in the end and you're just expected to take it?
Its "IT WAS ALL A DREEEM BRO" tier. Some episodes don't even have closure.

>San Junipero

What was so bad about White Bear? I thought it was decent.

Black Mirror episodes ranked:

>Great
White Christmas
The Entire History of You
Shut Up and Dance


>Good
Be Right Back
San Junipero
Fifteen Million Merits

>Meh
Hated in the Nation
Nosedive
Playtest

>Bad
White Bear
The Waldo Moment
Men Against Fire
The National Anthem

First episode was pointless, second was dumb, rest was allright with some gold specks.

Be right back because of cleavage ?

umm dotards?

>White Bear
>40 minutes of non-stop shrieking and sobbing from that stupid cunt
Waldo Moment doesn't even come close in terms of annoyance

The best thing about Black Mirror is thicc Bryce Dallas Howard

I kind of like men against fire and playtest even if the endings are predictable and weak.
hayley atwell is the sexier thiccfu

>Haylay Atwell
I think Bryce has the thicker rump, but Haylay definitely has superior breasts

KINO
>The Entire History of You

Good
>Be Right Back
>15 Million Merits

Ok
>Shut Up and Dance
>The National Anthem
>White Christmas

Bad
>White Bear
>Nose Dive

Awful
>Playtest
>The Waldo Moment

Even Worse Than Awful
>Men Against Fire

Enjoyable But Not Really Black Mirror
>San Junipero
>Hated in the Nation

Nice argument

>Enjoyable But Not Really Black Mirror
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

God Tier
>San Junipero
>The Entire History of You

Great Tier
>Shut Up and Dance
>Hated in the Nation

Good Tier
>White Christmas
>Fifteen Million Merits
>Playtest

Meh Tier
>Men Against Fire
>Be Right Back

Bad Tier
>The National Anthem
>White Bear

Trash Tier
>Nosedive
>The Waldo Moment

>American brainlet can't into satire, dark humour and dystopian depictions

literally reversed

The fuck? I never realized the hate for White Bear. That was my favorite ep until Shut Up and Dance. Best suspense in the whole series, and it really puts you in the sane experience as the convict.

Reminder that if you don't have "Fifteen Million Merits" at the top of your list, it's invalid

We can all at least agree that it's a good show with interesting concepts right? Anyone else get uncomfortable watching most of the episodes? I feel like I have way too much empathy & fear for fiction.

Hated in the Nation felt more like a typical cop procedural show (albeit with a bit of futurism). San Junipero is distinctively different tonally from the rest of the series. Neither felt like Black Mirror episodes to me, but both were enjoyable.

Shit concept, good execution

well at the very least we can agree on the trash tier

>The Waldo Moment
>The National Anthem
>Men Against Fire
>Playtest (last 5 minutes only)

maybe Nosedive as well. my girlfriend liked it but to me it felt extremely forced and lacking in subtlety.
white bear just felt really boring yet gratuitous at the same time. i hate the concept of justice/torture porn

>Anyone else get uncomfortable watching most of the episodes? I feel like I have way too much empathy & fear for fiction.
This is the sign of a great show. Media is supposed to make you feel things.

Reminder that if you have "Fifteen Million Merits" at the top of your list, you're a cuckold.

>white bear just felt really boring yet gratuitous at the same time. i hate the concept of justice/torture porn
But when you watch it for the first time, you don't know she is being tortured, which is genius, because neither does she.

Its a great watch the first time round, but once you know what happens it looses all suspense

That's fine though, not everything needs rewatch value. Although I got rewatch value out of showing it to my friends and seeing the confused loos on their faces.

White Christmas is so much better than any other episode.

But it's not?

But it had best girl.

Very true

maybe but i didnt enjoy the bulk of the episode and the payoff was lost on me.

That's a fair point, but for me I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.

kek why? Because it had a black guy as the lead? He never even kissed the chick I don't think.

And besides, he wasn't attracted to her because he wanted to fuck her, he wanted something what wasn't digital and actually existed.

You missed the point user

Nigger

Am I the only one who loved National Anthem?

Someone with taste this shit actually exists

cuckold =/= cuck

retard

Honestly I liked it when it first came out but Black Mirror got so much better and "Shut Up and Dance" was basically a better version of this.

Still doesn't explain why I'm a cuck for liking the episode

you aren't a cuck you're a cuckold

retard

Alright then explain why I'm a cuckold

because you're favorite episode of Black Mirror is 15 Million Merits

>san junipero
>>>/tumblr/

It's probably the worst episode. Waldo is more cringey and annoying though.

I actually dropped the show after watching the first two episodes and thinking they were mediocre and only recently picked it pack up.

It's not the worst episode, San Junipero is way worse.

Why do people hate Men Against Fire?

San Junipero is worse

but the power of lesbianism trumps a 40 year relationship.
the story was god awful but i really appreciated the clothes and music and screenplay

In the end doesn't he go back to the robotic soldier mode?

TFW the worst episode of black mirror ends up being the most predictive

Agreed, I saw all the twists coming from a mile away, the girl turning around and revealing she was not his daughter was so obviously going to happen from the minute you saw her

Be Right Back was shit tier.

Ah okay I see where this is going

Upvoted

What is with Sup Forums's hate boner for San Junipero?

its reddits favorite episode

it wasnt very entertaining or interesting

>LOL POLITICIANS R SILLY
Wow real amazing foresight.

>Kelly impulsively offers to marry Yorkie instead. Yorkie enthusiastically accepts, and Kelly subsequently authorizes Yorkie’s euthanasia.
>Kelly confesses that she plans to die without being uploaded to San Junipero out of loyalty to her husband of 49 years who chose not to be uploaded
>Kelly drives away and deliberately crashes her jeep. Yorkie arrives, but Kelly's weekly time is up at the very same moment, and her virtual younger body disappears.
>Kelly’s real-life condition worsens. She elects to be euthanized, and her body is buried alongside her husband and daughter. She also opts to have her mind uploaded to San Junipero, where it happily reunites with Yorkie's


im not entirely sure why but this bothers me a lot
i disagree. it was good for the most part. i felt like they threw in a twist just to have a twist. a really shitty nonsensical twist.

Contrarianism because it's probably the most loved episode of tbe show

Did you need more commercial breaks and to be reminded of what you just saw every five fucking minutes? The british are the ones saving us from more american tv.

tumblr likes it

move the national anthem to good and you're bang on

Just about to say this

nice

I don't know but it is a good episode

thanks nerds.
what do you think about the black girl breaking her promise to her husband of 49 years to live eternally with her lesbian fling of a couple weekends?

>foresight
Insight.

It would be foresight if he was making a prediction.

>what do you think about the black girl breaking her promise to her husband of 49 years to live eternally with her lesbian fling of a couple weekends?
Well if you think about it, both sides win. Her body gets buried beside her husband, and her mind gets to live eternally.

>all these anons mad that SJ is recognised as a great episode

Stop pretending to dislike it because you disagree with it politically.

White Christmas and Hated In The Nation are the best episodes tho

lol that ending sucked

it defeats the purpose of going with her husband if her mind lives on with someone else. im not a christfag but she was married and made a promise to stick together after the tragedy of their child death.

i dont know about you but that seems like either bad writing or a horribly immoral character decision which they romanticized it in the show which irked the fuck out of me. i dont give a shit about interracial lesbianism either