LOL SHART IN MART U STUPID AMERILARDS

LOL SHART IN MART U STUPID AMERILARDS

Fuck me Americunts are disgusting.

North Korea just nuke the fuckers.

Holy shit not even joking I just shat my pants. Why does this happen? Is it the geography??

They're probalby putting something in our water supply.. wtf

Do american soldiers shit themselves in battle too?

slip slidin away

>still trying to force this meme

Somone needs to make an "anyone seen America?" Comic with the shart in Mart meme

>politics

>not going doopin' mental and shart in the mart for George Washington
>implying that the right to shart in the mart SHALL BE INFRINGED

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Wtf I hate pooling now

SHITTING

What, did you read about another british girl getting raped by muslims? gotta get the rage out?

I thought it was part of your countrys Constitution?

That's absolutely filthy

cant stop sharting, pls send help islam

This meme will be all over Reddit in a week. Then onto Facebook. Then mememagicka does its work and it starts happening retroactively, Berenstain style.

SHART IN MART

SHART MY PANTS INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST FECES

DEFECATION, NO WIPING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I SHART IN MART SHOPPING

SHOPS

It's fat fucks taking weight loss supplements that prevent absorbtion of fats in their digestive system, leading to a runny, fatty greasy diarrhea shit leaking out their assholes.

If these fat fucks just started lifting / walking daily it wouldn't happen.

>All shartposters

Absolutely Haram

All these shitposting

fugg you can almost smell their shit from a jpg

disgusting creatures

kek

Next time crop out the product names so we don't know it's France.

SHART IN THE MART
AND YOURE TO BLAME
BURGER YOU GIVE MUD
A BAD NAME

dude, that's blood on her leg, not shit.
What the fuck is that from? a hospital?

Seriously, I know it's to make fun of us and stuff, but does anybody know what condition do this people have? You can't be shitting yourself and walk like that as if you couldn't feel it coming. jesus poor people.

Uhhh I used to be /fit/ (GOMAD + SS for 3 months)

but I started having this problem so I stopped bulking and working out.

Even though its been 2 years since I last lifted i still have this problem.

I've tried eating at a caloric deficit but then I am constipated until I eventually poo my pants

if Americans started lifting / walking daily the sharting wouldn't happen

> implies the sharting is very real

POO IN LOO

lmfao every time i see this new meme i chuckle a bit because i know this isn't true and has never happened to me or anyone i know
this must be how india feels when viewing poo in loo posts

FPBP

we can have threads like this utter bullshit and the thread about national foods got fucking deleted. I was having fun you cunts and other people where too. Fish and chips forever!

>People of Walmart

It's like it's 2011. Are you going to post lolcats next?

>German Scheisse porn

Contain your erection, hans

You this post if you've shit your pants in America

yeah haha... me too haha..

>half of the shart in the mart posters are just fellow burgers enjoying the meme
Once again low energy meme makers get bought out by proud american shitposters.

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AISLES

>culture of shart

It's getting out of hands with the recent Black Logs Cloggs attacks.

Maybe dudes are ramming cock into your anal cavity lets not blame the tap water now...

Yes

My right to shart in the mart SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I poop for free.
And I won't forget the men who shat their pants, in a Walmart or KFC.
And I'd gladly shart hard, in the mart, for stain that will stay.
‘Cause there ain't no doubt I pooped my pants

GOD BLESS THE USA

Fucking kek

Nah, the difference is that India has a confirmed public health crisis with people shitting on the streets and beaches, and the WHO had to run a literal "poo in the loo" campaign with goofy advertisements.
People shitting their pants in Wal-Mart is something which is aggressively mocked by other Americans, who are taking these pictures in the first place because the people shitting their pants are such freaks.

>flag
Assblasted Pajeet detected

A couple of disgusting fatfucks is nothing to your 700 million street shitting army.

There is literally nothing wrong with this.

>ITT Europoors learn about white trash for the first time

That's a French supermarket though.

At work my boss says no breaks so I unclench my ass to remove the brakes

When the circus is in town I let our Mr. Brown

It's a tradition to wear diapers for without them we are sliders

I once woke up in my own poo, no surprise that I was next to you

When taking out the trash garnish the bag using your ass

It takes me all day to travel from airport to airport, city to city, so when it's time to hail a taxi you best be ready

Afraid to go to the bathroom during a game? Call for the popcorn man to relinquish the pain

Diarrhoea from Mexican water? Let those slops out, why even bother?

lol

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ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
AMERICANS DON'T SHART,
IN THE LOO.

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Pff, and people say americans dont have a culture

thats sweat are you fucking stupid

There's a bandage on that leg, near the ankle.

It's just foreignfags finally agreeing on a insulting meme to call us. Doesn't bother me at all because it's retarded as fuck, we aren't India we poo in loo 99% of the time.

Calling us fatass/burgers just isn't a insult because we love burgers.

dont get too defensive americuck

S A L T Y
A
L
T
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>t. mall sharter

>being this autistic
irrelevance is one hell of a drug

Literally posting in a slide thread

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>Shart in mart
>Shart in mart
>Shart in mart

>brown stains on pants near the asshole
shart in kmart faggot

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you tried so hard.

Steve Irwin is dead

>t.muhammad

BWAAA BWAAA MOMMY HE IS A BADDY, CHANG MY ADULT NAPPIES IN AISLE NO.2 PLEASE!

its normal to poop moron

>farting when it's actually sharting
Learn your bowels

Context of pic?

99% is not enough burgerfriend, it needs to be 100% with the only exceptions being medical emergencies and camping trips. Shitting your pants in public is never acceptable. And just to be clear, if you shit yourself and then go about your business in the mall then it wasnt a medical emergency.

He's in the protein isle wearing sports shoes. He probably just finished a long race walk you judgmental fuck

>be eurotard
>go on american website
>on american invented internet
>on american invented electricity
>on american invented computer screens
>on american communication satellites
> then proceed to shit post about how america isn't the greatest.
Probably right after you
>drive in american invented automobiles
>text with an american invented cell phone
>use american invented light bulbs
>watch american tv series
>listen to american music
>eat american grown food
>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
Why are you such cucks?

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I've found it interesting that the Indian flag is basically your asshole before you poop and the Bangladesh flag is after you poop but you get a prolapsed anus.

Poetic.

>bad photoshop job
>thinks its real

Yeah, shitting in your pants is absolutely normal am I right?

This

Yeah and I bet babies are unnatural when they soil their diapers you are so dumb consider never posting again

>This post was sharted by ameripoo
Europeans did a great job there in the new world.

SHART

0/10 try harder m8

IN

at least we have decent teeth island inbred

MART

you are the mongrel descendants of the (dying) european master races.

>defending sharting

SHART

i shart in mart
and in the park
when people see
they call it art
i shart in yard, and on the bus
only euros make a fuss
sometimes i like to shart in street
but then i remember
i am not pajeet
so to the mart i will return
to shart all day without concern

t. britbongs tongue my anus

So you've never accidentally shit yourself at least a few times in your life?

you're lying if you deny that

This. Some spammer on multiple proxies trying to kick-start a new meme into existence, in some vein attempt to hand down the glory of street shitting to you Americans for having sense not to shit in streets.

This isn't worth a bump because this faggot is spamming this nearly every hour on the hour.

Just fuck off you street shitting Pajeet. I don't care which proxy you use, we can fucking smell you behind them.

this

Half of those weren't even invented by americans you mart sharter.

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