Spidey Thread

How can we make Spiderman good again?

When we remove Zendaya from homecoming?

Am I doing this right co?

Mayday continuation.

Or any universe where he has children.

I enjoyed Reign too.

reign was nice. Almost like DKR version of Spidey, which I think is what they were aiming for.

However for all of its strengths it had the radioactive semen plotline... that's what breaks it for anyone who read it.

no thats when you remove poo in the loo dumbass

Is that child retarded.

>Or any universe where he has children.

Well, there's going to be a series by Conway that focuses on the Peter from Renew Your Vows.

How Deadpool has proportionaly so many more AND better stories and writters than a lot of A listers, like Hulk, Cap and Iron Man?

It's not 616 but then again nearly any oneshot altverse miniseries is better than the main line.

Popularity. Quality is different with every writer though.

Same goes with DD or Moon Knight. They have their share of crap but nothing like the A-listers. Kinda sad.

Spidey loves Mary Jane was cute. CUTE.
We need something similar again.

>Spiderman
why can't anyone get it right?

That's debatable. And even then, not a rarity: a lot of A listers have none or few truly great stories (Iron Man, Hulk, Cap, etc) but are popular because of their presence in other mediums.

Then you get to DD, Punisher, Moon Knight, and they've got some great, great stuff, while being more or less B and C listers.

Yet they're A listers due to their presence in other mediums. Now compare that to, say:

Spidey-Chat and Spidey-Firestar were pretty cute. They're all top tier couples.

Change the writer for someone competent

A shame Chat was introduced earlier in 616. She could've been a cool love interest for Miles.

Get Peter and MJ back together, living in their apartment. Peter freelances for the Bugle and occasionally gives guest lessons at Xavier's or does shit at Horizon Labs.

Come to think of it, the whole MU needs an overhaul. Pretty much bring the costumes back to the 80s. Classic Cap costume with the flared gloves and winged helmet, classic-looking Iron Man armours, crazy, campy villain costumes, etc.

Stop being ashamed to be a comic book. Do dark-ass storylines, obviously, but don't be afraid to go all-out with the comic book nonsense within them, just play it straight and take it seriously in-universe.

Bring back pornstache, fancypants businessman Tony Stark, and have Jarvis do the Alfred thing where when Tony's in the suit, Jarvis sits at the computer and monitors things for Tony.

Give the Guardians of the Galaxy their own ongoing, sure, but don't have them interact with the Earth heroes. Put X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Avengers at the forefront again, less hero v hero events. Fuck the Inhumans, make them F4 supporting characters again. Ditch Miles, Kamala, Sam Alexander, etc.

Focus on good stories for characters rather than THE EARTH IS GOING TO END RIGHT NOOOOW. I'd rather see the X-Men at a Mutant Rights Rally when Sentinels attack, the Fantastic Four doing exploration shit, Iron Man and Mockingbird going to a fancy party at the Roxxon president's mansion so Tony can get info because he thinks they're stealing his work, Spider-Man and Daredevil stopping one of Kingpin's heroin deals, shit like that.

Make The Avengers' roster change all the time, based on who didn't sell so well that month. Make Black Widow into a shady-ass spy who only takes orders from Fury, but is also almost a mercenary spy for hire.

Stop referencing so much pop culture shit that'll be dated in two years. Get rid of the sliding timescale and place things in an ambiguous timeframe.

Cont
For Spider-Man though, run The Amazing Spider-Man as the main series where he's about 22-25, and run another series, Spidey or something with his teenage adventures, but stick to the basic frame of the Lee/Ditko stuff for that, just make it, well, better, like Spectacular. For the main series, give it the fluffy soap opera vibe when he's Peter, Romita style, and give it the street-level 80s comic book vibe when he's Spider-Man.

Why do you hate nice things?

Why did the newest spiderman movie completely retcon his story and make him some experiment gone wrong and why did they also give him guns and a sword?

Also, forgot to add, draw MJ like this again and make her a model again.

Reverse Superior Spiderman where Peter finally loses it and goes supervillain.

Now we be a great time to do it too, since we have that minority report thing happening. Just have MJ accidentally killed or something

>for Miles
Get fucked.

I just prefer the classic love interests Betty, Gwen, MJ, Felicia etc. That's just me personally, however I do recognize Chat is awesome and would love for her to give Miles some personality since the guy is bland as fuck.

That was kinda my problem with Marvel Adventures Pete as well. He felt so fucking isolated.

I prefer him being a teacher. I mean is a freelance photographer really THE job for Peter? Isn't it something similar to having a job at Mcdonalds or a bar during your college years.

Why make a shitty career out of it.

>Gwen
Nice to know you have horrible tastes. Gwen was a terrible, whiny love-interest

But more seriously, why would you want to hurt Chat by pairing her up with someone you say needs some personality?
Just to boost up Miles?
Other characters shouldn't be shoehorned into arachnokid's story just to boost him up, he should be able to stand on his own two feet

Bring back stan lee as editor he cant possibly be senile enough to be worse then what we have now at least.

MJ is shit too.

So shit it took a bargain with satan to undo their marriage
And that was just Joey Q, they had Peter cop a deal with Mephisto

Right on. its all about Carlie Cooper amirite?

Yeah I guess you are right. I was just trying to explain how we could introduce her to 616 canon.

Also MA Spidey was bland as well, it took Chat to fix that a bit. So I meant well when I said Chat could fix Miles up as well.

Or maybe they could just stop trying to force a piece of shit like Miles instead of dragging other characters down to his level.

They should try to do that again, but with a new hero, keep his identity hidden for 2 or 3 years, and have the hero show up in other books even though his main book has the girl as the main character.

I enjoyed that with the series until Peter started to become a semi regular. Kinda sad.

Make Deadpool his sidekick.

Well shit I just went to look up what the last comic he worked on was turns out he finaly died last night.

Gwen cried too much but she had her moments.

When she defended Peter when MJ criticized him, wagging her finger at her face

When she defended Peter from the protest guy saying Peter wasn't a pussy and then punching the guy on his face.

That's it, I guess.

Also she told off Aunt May to stop treating Peter as a helpless baby when he clearly can stand up for himself.

Literally the Bronze Age. You're part of the problem here gramps.

What good comics did the shit after the bronze age make? We had the 90s crap and then the JMS bullshit with Gwen and totems or whatever.


Atleast BND tried to return to proper form before Slott ruined it all. It was my favorite era of spidey.

Well, if you expanded Peter the Freelance Photographer BEYOND just him taking shitty automatic shots of himself and have him do weddings, baby pictures, school photos, photo art exhibitions... then there's some legs to it.

Being a teacher, while fitting him personality wise, doesn't really work given that it's a job that you kinda need to be there for or have a valid excuse for not being there. Also, various levels of school bureaucracy wondering why you're constantly covered in bruises.

Basically, being a teacher would turn Spider-Man into Peter's summer job.

Idk shouldn't teaching eventually take him to being a lecturer at a college or something? Maybe follow the Dr Conners path where he gets a doctorate and eventually becomes a professor with his own flexible curriculum.

Photography beyond that could work, Pete could create a big portfolio and all that jazz. Actually it would be interesting instead of science related stuff Pete's known for he actually makes a career in photography, especially if he was married to MJ who herself in glamorous showbiz. He can definitely have that connection. He himself is well known for spiderman shots and has won awards for it. His resume would be impressive as hell.

I mean that happens in real life right? You think one time a brainy guy you know in highschool will become an astrophysicist but nope he owns and runs a successful bakery or that jock guy in high school ends up going to medschool.

yes, we do have, it call Deadpool/ Spiderman

His character being a lot younger may have something to do with it

>not liking the JMS run
What's it like to have such pleb-tier taste?

is this from the new joe kelly comic mag?

No, Thunderbolts.

I always thought valkyrie should be with deadpool instead of flash. Flash its a retard self insert, but valkyrie was attracted to deadpool in the MUA games and had a good argument and reason about it.

Seriously Venom doing its circle of four hell crossover shit, being an avenger and going to space was a mistake.

He belongs in the Spiderman universe. Its like separating Joker from Batman mythos every chance you get.

tell me, why was she attracted to him?

In resume, she thinks that if Death was super attracted to deadpool so she finds him interesting and worthy of her attention. Deadpool says he has a sort of policy to not date chicks that can kill him and then she says that he has a sense of humor and that she likes that in a man.

This is why I dont read modern deadpool, crazy shit all over the place. Not caring about tone nor theme.

Same shit goes with batman, batman universe works in its own and dont need no DC crossover to come in there and ruin everything.