daily reminder you're not white if
>you don't have blue, green or hazel eyes
>your tits are brown and not pink
>you didn't at least have fair hair as a child
>you don't sunburn
>your body hair is jet black
>you developed a mustache before pubes
>if you are at least 1/8th native american, black, Asian or arabic
>if you are 1/4th or more jewish
and i will say
>most Spanish
>most Russians
>most Greeks
>all Turks
>all Italians
aren't white
and these are the givens, not even the contestable ones
>Americans telling everyone who's white.
I hope you get banned
who cares
IN
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRTTTT
T. Paco
MART
>most Greeks
>all Turks
Turks are descended from an entirely different group of people than Europeans. Burger mudbloods being retarded as always.
You forgot the one about being a European mongrel.
Sorry, Ameribro.
>martsharters in charge of telling who's white
kekked my friend
Is Lithuanian white? I meet all of the criteria but I need to know for sure, OP.
>100% northern italian
>hazel eyes
>pink nipples
>had blonde hair as a child (brown now)
>sunburn easily
>brown body hair
>facial hair and pubes both grow out evenly
I don't get why you're so defensive.
>all Turks
>aren't white
can you read lad
It was stupid to include them at all. They're not European.
you have to be a really insecure person to post something like this
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH SHARTING IN WALMART ITS AN AMERICAN PASTIME YOU FUCKING RACISTS
whew I made it! FUCK EVERYONE ELSE!!
>tfw being white
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non-white detected
>all Italians
What about the millions of italians that comply with all of yours criteria for whiteness?
By the way, if you consider hazel eyes white you are probably a shitskin yourself
actually acurrate
>60% and counting down
Let me tell you which part of the world is white
Can't tell if you are CTR or AntiFa.
Kek
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fine, i'll make a concession. all southern italians, most north italians aren't white.
Its weird to me that italians are considered white in the US but chicanos aren't? I'm whiter than every italian I've ever met, taller too.
Only thing i don't qualify on is eye colour, had blue eyes throughout childhood, they're grey now.
>falling for the blue eye meme
C'mon Tyrone, you're better than this
So what if I have deep brown eyes, but the rest of those I'm clean on?
>60%
nope. sorry, nigger
Mexicans are way whiter than italians on average if you think about it. Italians look fucking black to me, at least most mexicans are mestizo so they're mixed with european. I'm telling you italians don't even look arab, they look straight african with those big lips and kinky hair.
brown hair and brown eyes is pooped out at a much higher rate which leads to most achievers having those traits
>hazel
What a fancy way to say shit colored.
Kys
You're so retarded
>Italian
>White
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Irish
>White
If you think Irish are white, you're a nigger
My face doesn't look like any of those and I'm white. Blonde hair and grey eyes.
>Irish
Your chink eyes impair your vision
it's all about PINK NIPPLES
if you don't have these you're not white
Well I'm ginger so I guess I'm not white so be my flag is British as that makes me a paki
>German
>White
You know you have to be Anglo-Saxon to be white right? You are a shitskin
In Europe brown eyes and dark hair is almost non-existance, same with Canada so you are wrong
Please have cancer, Finnish aka Mongolians are clearly subhuman
Are you Irish, Italian?
I'm 100% Anglo-Saxon family descends from rich London factory owners and before then Aristocracy. I am as white-nordic as it gets.
>tfw mongol
>tfw white
Why did america try to throw us out because we were non-white?
i'm white
tfw have eye color like this
blue on the outside and a gold ring around the pupil
does this make me not white ?
You are the least white person on pol
But what if I have one hazel and one brown eye but I'm white?
>tfw 100% white
It's a mix of feelings. On one hand it feels great to be ubermensch, but then again, we'll be extinct in the near future unless an actual global racewar errupts.
PROTIP: If you can sunburn you're white. The rest is jewish divide and conquer tactics.
>tfw red hair and blue eyes
The definitive white. Double recessive genes is proof that no shitskin ever muddied up my family tree. I come from a long line of proud red-blues.
RAREST IN THE WORLD.
mines are like that too! I thought I was the only one :)
WITNESS ARYAN, SCANDINAVIAN
PERFECTION, YOU NON WHITE KEKS HAHA.
join me, scandinavian bretheren, in kekkles at all the non whites!
I'm the ONLY white person on Sup Forums
I'm so proud to be white
>anglo saxon
>white
sorry pierre, i dont even get tan when I try to. Also blue eyes, dark blonde hair, and a family tree going back centuries.
Nordic brotherhood thread
Ubermensch isn't to do with race, it's a goal of self-improvement.
brother
>German
>White
Ben Franklin called you "Tawneys"
>I dont even get a tan
You know white people get tans right? Look at Sweden they tan the easiest.
My family tree goes back to William the Conquerer, Genghis Khan, King David, Cleopatra, and Mark Anthony and according to Nazi information they were all pure Nords.
That Injun blood knocked me out lol
I'm pretty fucking proud to be Nordic.
>shart
Light brown hair
blue eyes
5'11"
180 pounds
women always want my attention i could shart on your mothers if i wanted ;) ta ta faggots
>The danskjävel is the one that doesn't have le aryan hair.
Blue gold eyed master race reporting in
>European Jewish
DROPPPPED
use the zoom tool. beethoven, bach, shakespear, hubble, copernicus, kepler and magellan literally don't even have brown eyes. also... they're fucking paintings WEW LAD
hahaha
Du er sku' bare sur fordi vi bedre kan lide Norge.
I svensker-svin er 50% muhammed alligevel.
>tfw 1/8 Jewish
Phew. Just made it.
If you have brown eyes you are NOT WHITE
If you have brown or black hair you are NOT WHITE
If you tan you are NOT WHITE
If your hair is even slightly curly you are NOT WHITE
If you have hair on your back you are NOT WHITE
If your anus is brown you are NOT WHITE
If you have a large or pointy noise you are NOT WHITE
If you are under 6ft you are NOT WHITE
If your big toe is bigger than your middle toe you are NOT WHITE
not white not white not white NOT WHITE NOT WHITE NOT WHITE NOT WHITE
Bait.
Also stop feeding the trolls faggot. Jesus Christ.
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Fun fact, you've been pegged as a troll, enjoy your ban
Iceland actually isn't white due to Native American admixture.
Jeg forstår ikke hva du sier. Kan du ta det på norsk?
tattoos ruined her
fuck off you unamerican piece of shit
if you dont shart in the mart you are not white
>Individuals are White if they are non-Jewish people of wholly European descent, descendants of the indigenous peoples of the contemporary states of Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Britain, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Iceland, Ireland, Latvia, Lithuania, the Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Russia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden, Switzerland, and Ukraine. Many persons of Albanian, Bulgarian, Croatian, Georgian, Greek, Hungarian, Italian, Portuguese, Romanian, Serbian, and Spanish heritage also qualify as White, their ancestors being pioneers of Aryan communities in those lands.
>national-soacialism.com
You are un-American
What if I am 100% white but some of my ancestors were born in Israel, Mongolia, Egypt, Syria, Persia, Afghanistan, and Algeria
>tfw blue eyes
>tfw pink nips
>tfw medium/long hair
>tfw sunburn
>tfw hair is orange
>tfw never had facial hair in my life
>tfw no native, black, asian arabic, or jewish blood
>tfw almost entirely irish bloodline
am i white
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Then you're not 100% white.
Hvad med du lærer lidt lande omkring dig, dit uciviliseret barbar svin?
Skrid Muhammed, vi vil ikke have shitskins her.
>says I'm a troll
>is canadian
Oh hey, I guess I am white then. Except for my brown eyes.
Yeah I am
But you are a troll
phew guess I'm white then officially
that's a relief, wasn't sure before
Saying you're a pickle doesn't make you a pickle if you're a piece of broccoli. Stop shitposting.
sure
I look white everyone says im white but some of my ancestors were from Israel Mongolia Algeria, Egypt, Persia and Afghanistan, also I'm distantly Syrian but they are basically white.
50% Italian, the rest is English, French, and German.
What say you, Sup Forums?
2% you brown eyed french speaking faggpt
>American deciding who is and isn't white
>Russians aren't white
>Italians aren't white
>greeks aren't white
SHART
IN
MART
>60% white nation in charge of determining who is white
1 drop rule faggot.
TFW I am 100%white by OPs standards
You dumbass Russian speaking Mongolian
I'm like 45% German also Irish welsh and Scottish with a 1/16th native American. my eyes are green. when I was 1-7 years old my hair was blonde. it started darkening as I got older it's dark brown now, my beard has a few red and blonde strands in it but primarily dark brown do I pass as white?
I guess I'm white then.
>2% Jew