>ynw kiss her or cuddle with her >you couldn't even if she was real why live?
Ian Jenkins
We're back, baby!
Brayden King
Here we go
Tyler Wood
Shocking a grand total of nobody.
Michael Mitchell
I think I understand why that last episode was so well received. Here I was thinking that you guys watched this show like actual people and actually appreciated it for it's merits, but you're all actually just shippers, aren't you? Shippers who are obsessed with fictional characters getting into romantic relationships because that's the only way that you yourself can feel like you're in a relationship! You don't care how it happens, just that it does! That's why you guys hate Garnet so much too, because she represents something that isn't a traditional human relationship, and since you can't relate or self insert as that, it scares you. It all makes sense now!
Brandon Foster
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Nolan Powell
Something like this, possibly stylized a little bit would be a nice addition to Pearl-room.
I mean it would look nice, be Pearl-related without just being a poster of 14 cut outs of Pearl, ya know?
Logan Hernandez
Have anything more like that OP?
Jaxson Ross
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie" >Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff" the Renegade >Pearl "the pussy pounder" >Pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law" >Pearl "varguba vanquisher" >Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss >Pearl fuckey the bikey dikey >Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade >Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L >Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade >Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade >Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade >Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade >Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade >Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter" >Renegade "nose deep" Pearl >Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl >Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl >Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade >Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade >Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade >Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade >Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade >Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade >Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade >Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop" >Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade >Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade >Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade >Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade >Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade >Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade >Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen" >Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'" >Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade >Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade
David Phillips
I think Pearl's most potent charming quality is the same as the charming quality of JJBA (particularly the sono chi no sadame opening) the facial expressions man, they're too good
Brody Hall
Please, for it to be real netorare, it has to be some bleach blonde guy with tanned skin and a bunch of piercings no seriously why is japan alway being cucked by this guy
Adam Perez
Hey afternoon /sug/, already showed this to late night /sug/ and morning /sug/, rate:
>first time trying to video edit ever >meant to be good song and semi-related visuals >plus autistic driver longing for girl >over 1000 hours in windows movie maker
I liked it because of how different it felt to other episodes.
Must have been the FLCL vibes I got from it.
Also bad Pearl being confirmed was fucking glorious.
Liam Powell
Back when that propaganda meme was making the rounds, there were a lot of people who said that the "satire" picture was actually pretty attractive.
When Mystery Girl first showed up, my first thoughts were "wow, she looks just like that one image" and "she's still pretty attractive".
Kevin Nelson
Sadie is already going to fuck someone other than Lars because Lars is gay.
Ryder Miller
Why do you never post the second half fampire weekend?
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade >Pearl "loving mother by day, mother fucker by night" Renegade >Pearl "my body is an illusion but tonight your vag I'm bruising" the Renegade >Pearl "pop it for a real gem like me" the Renegade >Pearl "if she's chub, then she's getting that rub" the Renegade >Pearl "spilling spaghetti but still scoring" the Renegade >Pearl "no muff too tough" the Renegade >Pearl "can't juke the zuke so I eat her till she poof" the Renegade >Pearl "Sucrose keikaku = yuri otaku" the Renegade >Pearl "Utena is my jam so I go ham on that clam" the Renegade >Pearl "make it thicc make it quick" the Renegade >Pearl "giant woman get me hummin" the Renegade >Pearl "strip Greg's van for spaceship plans" the Renegade >Pearl "u lucky he holding me back senpai I'd peck the shit outta you" the Renegade >Pearl "just 'lion around' till I find a vag to pound' the Renegade >Pearl "6000 year two beer queer" the Renegade >Pearl "got the authority to endanger a minority" the Renegade >Pearl "Rose didn't have a lion but she give me succ like I'm dying" the Renegade >Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff" >Pearl "keep your stance wide, plunder deep inside" >Pearl "Cunt Destroyer" Renegade >The renegade "if she's 8 feet tall, give me a call" Pearl >Pearl "Lion Licker Bean Flicker" the Renegade >Pearl "Lion Licker The Pussybean Flicker" the Renegade >Pearl "No Slouch for the Prize Pouch" the Renegade >Pearl "If She a Thicc Dime it's Kevin Time" the Renegade >Pearl "Make the date rape play with gay ballet" the Renegade >Pearl "Real Human Bean for the Thicc Girl Dream" the Renegade >Pearl "Wherever I am, I must always thirst" the Renegade >pearl "body made of light, but she's never had pussy this tight" >pearl "driving the dondai, gonna eat you like a sundae" >pearl "I'm over the past, but hairy pink vargubas make me cum fast"
Bentley Collins
>Must have been the FLCL vibes I got from it. Opinion discarded.
Sebastian Bell
But I'm a Garnetfag user
Jason Martin
Or a fat, balding man. NTR usually has a self-insert or a buff dude that the reader wishes they could be. Its a shit fetish anyways.
Tyler Butler
Any theories on why they're always pushing the "thirst for power" theme on Onion? Implying it even means anything.
David Taylor
>no seriously why is japan alway being cucked by this guy
He's the stereotypical woman-stealing playboy. Japan doesn't have woman-stealing gym rat bros like murricans so they go with lowlife gangsters.
Luis Allen
How long do you think the series will go on?
I'm thinking 7 seasons tops.
Ryder Howard
I give it 6-8 max.
Jace Green
Wow Steven really relates to the male fans.
Jaxon Hernandez
Someone could probably edit the first 2 seconds if they needed to make a lewd audio edit.
Just fit in one of Pearl's noises.
Robert Lewis
Rebeca has said 6 is the end. While it might go on after that, she has no idea where it would as she is writing herself in to a corner.
William White
had many good jokes and it is of a format that I never thought to see here, but they executed it so well
Chase Rivera
well so far we're only slated for 3, they just decided to pretend that 3 was actually 3 4 and 5
Jeremiah Perry
For a satisfactory conclusion it's gotta have 4 full seasons (7) at least. Right now with just 3 full seasons (5), we might get a rushed ending.
4.2 light years away I was slow to begin but I'm ready to fade I've been alone now for my whole life
And I see black while you see white In the dark, I'm burning light for you And that way, you can follow me home
I'm like a star I'm burning out fast I try to shine But it's never gonna last Can't you see me just letting you down? With all my friends, I'll make a picture But in the morning I'll be gone
Henry Cruz
>like Pearl >don't like Garnet >didn't think the last episode was that great outside the small bits of Pearl spilling spaghetti
Kevin Diaz
Source
Ayden Powell
We're on 4, which is really 3.
If we go by the 3, I think 7 is on the money.
Last one will be tying up loose ends plus defeating final boss, whomever or whatever that may turn out to be.
Ian Cruz
see
Nathaniel Flores
Yeah, haha Pearl isn't hip or cool! Yeah, Pearl still is thirsty as fuck for Rose! I've never seen anything so original and funny haha!
Angel Allen
my heart nooo
Benjamin Nguyen
I don't know how to get to the video clip I was shown, but I think it was some panel at a con.
Asher Murphy
6 like season one or 6 like the rest?
Anthony Campbell
Some of you pearlfags are really peeking my curious to see how many of you despite liking Pearl, really tested your faith in the episode and Pearl that night.
Jaxson Rodriguez
Should there be a separate rating system for townie episodes? It's not fair comparing townie slice of life episodes to gem and lore episodes.
Nicholas Roberts
>I haven't been this scared since you almost let me die! >I've been a criminal for 6000 years >Wait no! start small! Talk to a nerd!
Nolan Howard
You guys don't actually hate her do you?
Josiah Reed
High test.
Carter Thompson
I'd love to see Ruby kick Peridot's ass
Cooper Moore
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Luis Lopez
yeah do loads of pearl stuff man, all kinds of arty syled shit you don't just worship her image, but her ideas, ideals. Her visions, her dream. you must embody all of Pearl
Justin Thompson
2 funny jokes does not a good episode make, user. Nor does it cover for the glaring flaws that the episode had.
Austin Mitchell
me rikey bikey dikey
Carter Hall
Ruby wins. Fatality.
Dylan Torres
Rose? I love Rose.
Even though I trust Lapis more than her.
Jeremiah Anderson
For me it was the opposite. My faith in Pearl was starting to falter until this episode. It was awesome.
Jayden Hill
I just want to see a Ruby fight. Not a joke fight like in Bubbled, but an actual fight.
Jack Brooks
Going to bed, G'night /freaks/ post cute relaxed Jasper for me.
Leo Taylor
WHOA WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS MESSED UP
Logan Carter
Nah, Sour-cream is okay.
Anthony Howard
>Trusting Lapis Why?
Brandon Powell
>woman-stealing gym rat bros
Gross.
Carter Jackson
If Leggy struggled to carry 4 other Rubies on her back, assuming gems don't weigh a ton, then Rubies must be pretty weak physically.
I wholeheartedly agree with the idea that this "diversity for diversity's sake" shit needs to stop and that the creator of a gay or bi character needs to be careful and genuine, since stereotypes for such a small (in the public conscience) group are volatile and sensitive
Xavier Gomez
1st mystery mini purchase went better than expected I thought for sure I would some shit I would have to chuck on ebay like connie or steven tag amethyst Might take the chance and buy another so I can have peridot
Luis Adams
I don't trust Lapis, but I REALLY don't trust Rose.
Michael Powell
I'd like to see Ruby, and just Ruby, do something badass. She's always protrayed as this dorky idiot, forgetting they're a fucking war veteran and the half of Garnet which wields the physical power. Ruby is more than an idiotic dork, they're a fucking warrior. Let's see this pls.
Same with the rest of the rubies I guess. Eyeball did something cool but the rest are just muppets so far.
Julian Long
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Christopher Kelly
It's all I have
Ethan Hughes
Should Frank Cho make a Steven Universe comic?
Jeremiah Ross
>Implying some of those aren't caused by Sapphire's calm.
Xavier Davis
>second to last panel >flowers >Pearl was courting Steven, as rose
kek that's top notch
Isaiah Murphy
Rubies are zergs. They fulfill the Gem caste niche of being there to job.
Cooper Myers
user, you may not be aware of this, but tumblr is full of liars looking for attention. It's not a real confirmation by a crew member unless it came directly from their mouth.
Christian Lopez
the second part irked me but otherwise yeah that's my opinion, arguing with it is an invalid effort the only flaw in my mind is the girl's pink hair and coinslot nose
Ryan Hughes
this fucking show man i've been on Sup Forums for more years than i care to admit but somehow THIS manages to disturb me. i'm like one of those fags who sees a pony in a picture of the holocaust and goes OH NOW I GET IT
Austin Scott
What do you think Peridot smells like?
Adrian Butler
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Cameron Rodriguez
Link to whatever the hell that is please. I never thought that one sentence could have me hooked like that.
Blake Brooks
I can only imagine what Greg thinks of Steven. >"Hey, Steven you want some strawberry ice cream?" >"Ugh, no dad pink reminds me too much of my mom which by the way you need to call me Rose." >"Steven, I gave up a life time supply of pussy for you."
Christian Harris
Nah. Frank can't pull off anything other than muscle girls.
Mason Jackson
Even zergs do shit sometimes.
Jayden Ross
I actually like this person's tumblr.
Juan Anderson
I want a pearl but the lack of a nose ruins it for me
Oliver Anderson
Did Pearl only like S. because she reminds her of Rose?
Jack Sullivan
Mystery girl is coming back yes or no?
Jose Gray
I wanna do a line all the way up Lapis' bare chest.
