ITT: Spin-Offs That Were Better Than The Movie

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Vegans can't enjoy a fest like that.
let's think about it for a moment.

>fest

vegans have really good restaraunts tho. sometimes I get vege options because its so fresh and tasty

Smaug eats burgers? Was he American?

you are literally a cuck.

Americans are the only ones that can enjoy burgers? I'm glad i'm American.

>implying eating a meal like that wouldn't be festive

Crash..most people forget about the show but it was good

Would you start clapping at your table or what

>vegans

I thought you said virgins.

This
plus most vegans I know eat eggs and have no problem with milk.

so they're meme vegans

>start clapping
no, that would be an american breakfast

I'm clapping before I even come in the door. The waitress already knows what I want and slams my shit up

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normal people can eat there too

People eat this?

And they live to tell the tale?

Then they're vegetarian who think calling themselves vegan is more hipster. Vegan is not eating any product that came from an animal

I know, thats what I'm talking about.

>all this just for a shitty movie
Americans are fucking pathetic.

I think you're confusing vegans for vegetarians. Vegetarians make stupid exceptions like eggs, while vegas are very strict.

this is now a disgusting food-related marketing thread

I could eat all of that in one sitting.

After I smoked some weed.

I'm American, though.

you literally need look up the definition of a cuck

>When the marketable food looks just as disgusting as the food you actually get
At least they don't false advertise

>eating at chain restaurants

What absurd logic. You realize eating salad sometimes isn't "gay" either. Are you literally in middle school?

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>implying this guy doesn't look better than the average Sup Forums poster
It's weird how Sup Forumsirgins used to realize what total losers they are. now youre a bunch of delusional narcissists

Is veganism an inability to understand the nature of the universe or just posturing? I'm older and
had to look the term up.

If I was an actual narcissist I'd actually be getting somewhere in life.

DUDE

Don't order the Skip's Scramble

It's gay shit for teenagers, nu-males, and dumbfuck women to intentionally deprive themselves of nutrition because just becoming a vegetarian wasn't enough.

I did and it showed a picture of you

There is NO way you could get the shake down too

Are you dumb enough that you need pictures in your dictionary?

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The real question is why is your picture under the definition of cuck

So they base their diet upon the moral judgment of others?

Yes.

Now go pray in the corner cause Jesus it's watching.

Essentially. It's all about brownie points and virtue signaling that you're the biggest snowflake

> living on my own after a lifetime of burgers and fries.

You know, a bit of vegetable stew and bread goes down a treat with a glass of boiled water.

Reminder that a huge amount of the food industry is just submissive cucks eating what they think they should be eating rather than what actually works.

american """""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""

>gets shot for not tipping

We aren't cucks who enjoy eating meat that will lead towards a early grave because of it. Fuck everyone else that decides animal rights are below their need to consume their flesh. Enjoy your cancer and heart attacks.

I'm not that user, but even I can see the benefits of a Vegan diet. I just enjoy the succulent taste of white meat too much. Red meat literally makes me feel dirty at this point.

I can't help but enjoy a bacon sandwich and a coffee when i'm working though.

is there anything more delicious than stuffing?

veggie options can be fine as long as they aren't using vegan substitutions for cheese, vegan pizza is fucking disgusting